Ottoman update...

[Bullit]

Got a bj last night with legs resting on the ottoman.
2nd use of the new ottoman in this manner.

Different girl this time too.
Fucking good bj, I tell ya.

 

[jerkbox]

how many dudes have banged this one?

 

[Bullit]

125+

Experience shows

 

[Bullit]

Fuck all ya'll then.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Fuck all ya'll then.

Didnt you buy the homo ottoman? Something is fishy!

 

[Apöllo]

Weren't you just complaining a little while ago about how you're not getting any action? Now suddenly you've got two different girls?

 

[tuc biscuit]

didn't know you played blackjack? we should talk

 

[supersizeme]

Did you have to hold up your enormous gut in order for her to get down there and achieve mouth to penis contact while in that awkward sitting position or did you prop it up with like a stick so you could relax and enjoy it or what? I can't see how this sexual favor would be possible unless you were lying on your back.

 

[Lumberg]

Didnt you buy the homo ottoman? Something is fishy!

eactly. that's the smell coming from between the girl's legs. which is fishy in the figurative sense since he's only supposed to be getting any from guys. also fishy because Bullit has been known only to be the bitch, whose participation in bjs is exclusively on the giving end.

so basically I am doubting if the ottoman even exists.

 

[Apöllo]

Holy fuck! I'm the only one on this thread that doesn't have a million karma points!

 

[Bullit]

Holy fuck! I'm the only one on this thread that doesn't have a million karma points!

Well then stay off... you're rollin with the big boys now, son.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Well then stay off... you're rollin with the big boys now, son.

there was some 'b material' earlier in this thread that you seem to have either missed or be writing a long email to me about