Opening Lines Not To Use On A First Encounter

[Slated]

creative, not ones that everyone has heard.

Hi, trade you a drink for a bj. interested?

 

[breathinbleedout]

I feel dirty just by saying this...but here it goes:
Sniff, sniff, do I smell cunt?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Lines are so lame...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I can walk by again...











Ok, maybe that's an old one, but its still one of the lamest lines of all time.

 

[gonelifting]

I went up to a girl in a bar/club and TOLD her "Gimme your phone number." That`s it. Nothing else. She said "Excuse me?" lol I said it again...

She said "I don`t even know your name" lol I would`nt budge...

She eventually gave it to me (her number) after I gave up my name. But that`s it. It actually was`nt even my name, I just wanted the number to see how far I could go with being an ass.

 

[dzuljas]

lol nice

how about

"hey baby, you sure you're not tired? cause u been running through my mind all day"

 

[indyjones]

an oldie but a goodie

"hey are you rollin"

 

[ZKaudio]

are your parents retarded? cuz you're special.

 

[BonerBoy]

lol those are all funny

probably the only that will ever get you laid consistantly is indyjones "are you rollin"

 

[Deleted member 33117]

lol those are all funny

probably the only that will ever get you laid consistantly is indyjones "are you rollin"

Fucked up, but BoneBoy speaks the truth.