oops.

[stilleto]

i work with a few people who have PhD's. Only one of them has it in her email signature and all the other PhD's here think its pompous of her.

So a few of us were emailing some chatter back and forth, putting goofy signatures in, and I made mine say, "Stilleto, Nobel Laureate"

except I somehow really changed mine to say that and didn't know.

and then... I emailed one of our physicists who IS a nobel Laureate.

he wrote me back, asking if that was real. um. no. i'm sorry. I don't know how that happened.

luckily, he wasn't upset, but i wonder who else now thinks i'm a nobel laureate.

 

[binö]

Are you gaying out on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my website! Get the fuck down off of my keyboard! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, stilleto, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

 

[wootool]

i work with a few people who have PhD's. Only one of them has it in her email signature and all the other PhD's here think its pompous of her.

So a few of us were emailing some chatter back and forth, putting goofy signatures in, and I made mine say, "Stilleto, Nobel Laureate"

except I somehow really changed mine to say that and didn't know.

and then... I emailed one of our physicists who IS a nobel Laureate.

he wrote me back, asking if that was real. um. no. i'm sorry. I don't know how that happened.

luckily, he wasn't upset, but i wonder who else now thinks i'm a nobel laureate.

I don't get it. What's the issue?


Lt. Col Wootool, USMC, NASA
Astronaut

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[reno240]

A receptiontionist at my previous place of employment sent out an email to everyone in the company asking them to park in the back and leave the front spaces for clients. I replied to her that she could suck my balls. (we were friends - it was a joke). However, I replied to ALL. The entire company - owner, president, vice president, etc. all got my reply to suck my balls. That was bad.

 

[jh1]

I worked with a guy that was a programmer for a living... and had a doctorate as a playwrite or some wierd shit...

His name plate on his 'CUBICAL' read: Dr. Fossee, Phd.

LMFAO...

 

[cindylou]

How do you accidently hit reply all?

I cant imagine making that mistake but I've heard about so many people doing that.

 

[jh1]

How do you accidently hit reply all?

I cant imagine making that mistake but I've heard about so many people doing that.

When I worked for this lawfirm... they wanted the 'reply all' button to be removed from outlook and or modified so that they would have to agree twice to warnings with big flashing lights before it would allow 'reply all'....


Because all the fucking lawyers were too stupid to not hit reply to all.... instead of 'reply'.....




Ask Turd about that.... all fucking day long... idiots... IDIOTS replying to all....

Morons..

 

[reno240]

How do you accidently hit reply all?

I cant imagine making that mistake but I've heard about so many people doing that.

I know - I am dumb - never made that mistake again though. NEVER!!

 

[digimon7068]

I worked with a guy that was a programmer for a living... and had a doctorate as a playwrite or some wierd shit...

His name plate on his 'CUBICAL' read: Dr. Fossee, Phd.

LMFAO...

i have a phd in bs. . .

 

[stilleto]

A receptiontionist at my previous place of employment sent out an email to everyone in the company asking them to park in the back and leave the front spaces for clients. I replied to her that she could suck my balls. (we were friends - it was a joke). However, I replied to ALL. The entire company - owner, president, vice president, etc. all got my reply to suck my balls. That was bad.

LOL!
someone here was fired last year for replying to an engineer about a "cheap chinese bastard" but he replied to the customer too.

the customer being the cheap chinese bastard.

 

[stilleto]

I don't get it. What's the issue?


Lt. Col Wootool, USMC, NASA
Astronaut

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lol

-stilleto, princess

 

[Tytan]

You pompous ass.

 

[Smurfy]

lol my boss who is the VP of Operations here signs all his emails with:


, r


he doesnt even put it on a separate line lol. just whenever he's done typing his response he uses comma r

 

[stilleto]

lol my boss who is the VP of Operations here signs all his emails with:


, r


he doesnt even put it on a separate line lol. just whenever he's done typing his response he uses comma r

ooh. i like that idea,s

 

[Raptorex]

I have to use mine in my sig and request it is used in all professional introductions. took me 20 years; why not

 

[asafiddle]

Ha ha ha ... did anyone answer your email?

 

[Longhorn85]

I hate it when the email signature includes about twenty different phone numbers and email addresses...home, office, cell, office fax, home fax, home email, work email, pager, blackberry, blah, blah...

Keep it simple

LH85
All-American

 

[Scotsman]

My cousin sent out a reply to a large client titles "Here's your TPS report". They immediately contacted him to find out what TPS stands for. I told him to use Total Paperless System next time.LOL

I sign all correspondance the same as here except I use my actual first name instead of Scotsman.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lestat]

Oops!

Lestat, Good Bro

 

[stilleto]

My cousin sent out a reply to a large client titles "Here's your TPS report". They immediately contacted him to find out what TPS stands for. I told him to use Total Paperless System next time.LOL

I sign all correspondance the same as here except I use my actual first name instead of Scotsman.

Cheers,
Scotsman

My work signature is:
my name
my title
company name
phone number

 

[Scotsman]

My work signature is:
my name
my title
company name
phone number

I figure it you are using my work e-mail you know my title, company name, and phone #. Since they won't let me use the title I want to I just don't put one.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman