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[stilleto]

last night i was in home depot. I'm walking down the isle and some girl who works there is looking at me, with the faint hint of a smile on her face.
then the cashier is doing the same thing. and a young couple getting a drill. an older lady standing by her cart. and the security guard at the door.

what is it???
my devastatingly good looks?
no.

do i have food on my teeth?
no

grease on my face??
no.

a bug in my hair???
no

is my zipper down????
yes.

 

[vinylgroover]

were they laughing at your penis or the fact your zipper was down?

 

[stilleto]

were they laughing at your penis or the fact your zipper was down?

i'm guessing it was a little of both.

 

[Jonson]

LOL

That happens to me all the time. I just leave it down like it was part of the plan.

 

[stilleto]

LOL

That happens to me all the time. I just leave it down like it was part of the plan.

like maybe i am so big i couldn't contain myself and needed more room than a zipper could supply?
good idea.

i bet i had them fooled.

 

[Jonson]

Absolutely. Turn a negative into a positive. Your at the Home Depot, so might as well grab a rake, stuff it in and chase down that old lady.

 

[stilleto]

why stop at a rake? why not some 12" pvc pipe? or a sledgehammer? or better yet.. a jackhammer????