Only in my stupid life...

[slat1]

I met this girl at the AVN Awards in Vegas in January. She was stripping. We exchanged numbers and all. I had a gf so I told her nothing could happen other than being friends unless the relationship ended.
So we would talk here and there.
I found out she does some porn etc.
She always wanted to exchange pictures etc. Always asking for a little more then last time... or should I say a little less.
Long story short. She is coming to Boston to film a porno in the next few weeks. She wants me to be in it!
LOL
I'm passing on that.
What I found interesting was how little the money was. Way less than $1,000 for it!
Any way. I just thought it was funny as hell. I tried to picture myself with a stupid mustach and always wearing black turtle knecks.. like the old porno dudes.
The way I look at it is if I did it and the info got out it would eliminate 99% of the population from the dating pool. Its hard enough for me to find a nice girl as it is. That would just confirm that I am a total whore!

 

[CENTURION44]

WOW....you find all the freaks and weirdos...LMAO!!!

 

[-SD-]

Sounds like you are a total whore for attending the AVN rob.

 

[Raina]

Somehow it doesn't surprise me. But considering the new lady in your life I'm wondering how tempting it really is....

 

[a10j10]

Directions to the set, please...?

*On a side note: it's the ladies who make the huge $ in the porn industry.

 

[Whiskey]

that's funny....

Take her up on it, but only have it filmed in your house so only you have a copy of it

Whiskey

 

[slat1]

that's funny....

Take her up on it, but only have it filmed in your house so only you have a copy of it

Whiskey

I am actually dating a non stripper/model/porn person right now. She is awesome. I am trying not to blow it!

 

[chefbone]

Fuckin' do it dammit!!!!!

 

[a10j10]

I am actually dating a non stripper/model/porn person right now. She is awesome. I am trying not to blow it!

You're a good bro.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I am trying not to blow it!

LOL you should say that to your porn star girlfriend next time she walks out the door on the way to a job interview

"dont blow it" LMAO i can just see the confusion now

 

[Cutiebaby]

a porn huh??? wow not many people get that type of invite, do it!

 

[awittyusername]

Atleast when you date a stripper you know right up front she is a scandelous whore...No, thinking you have a nice girl...Then, getting P3wneddddd like a bitch.

Hammy please reply with a standard...Agreed...Women lie...Never trust a woman...or, etc

 

[SoreArms]

dude, you're a stud!

I dated a few porn sluts when I was younger (not hard to find them in LA), a couple of them wanted me to be in a film with them, and one in a hustler shoot, but I never thought I had the length or physique for porn.

 

[bullett]

I hear that lots of chickas private desire is to be with a porn star, so being one may not be so bad....

BUT, I once talked to this dude who tried to break in to the porn business, he had a really large cock, etc.... and the first day he was there, the director set him all up, and said first, we need to do this guy on guy shoot, then.........

SO, be careful as to the content...

 

[superqt4u2nv]

DO IT ... my motives are 100% selfish as I would love watching a porn you stared in!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I met this girl at the AVN Awards in Vegas in January. She was stripping. We exchanged numbers and all. I had a gf so I told her nothing could happen other than being friends unless the relationship ended.
So we would talk here and there.
I found out she does some porn etc.
She always wanted to exchange pictures etc. Always asking for a little more then last time... or should I say a little less.
Long story short. She is coming to Boston to film a porno in the next few weeks. She wants me to be in it!
LOL
I'm passing on that.
What I found interesting was how little the money was. Way less than $1,000 for it!
Any way. I just thought it was funny as hell. I tried to picture myself with a stupid mustach and always wearing black turtle knecks.. like the old porno dudes.
The way I look at it is if I did it and the info got out it would eliminate 99% of the population from the dating pool. Its hard enough for me to find a nice girl as it is. That would just confirm that I am a total whore!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL exactly.

 

[slat1]

No way I am doing it.
If I did though I would use the name Fenway Frank and start and East Coast/West Coast porn rivalry.

 

[courtneybcca]

heehee hee

I can see you right now.... that gay music in the background... 70's shit everywhere... and you making fake moaning sounds..., heehee

sorry to funny

 

[superqt4u2nv]

No way I am doing it.
If I did though I would use the name Fenway Frank and start and East Coast/West Coast porn rivalry.

DO IT you know you want too! I can see the little angel and devil on Slats shoulders as we speak but I am hoping he listens to the head that has the most control over him that would be the one in his pants