only in america

[BO-DEN]

http://www2.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/C50275/

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Removing her from the couch at that time would have been too painful, because her body was grafted to the fabric after years of staying put

OMG, that's just wrong.

 

[SoKlueles]

thats so sad

 

[Sub-Zero]

thats so sad

yeah put her out of our misery

 

[sconoscuito]

how the fuck did she shit and all that

 

[BO-DEN]

how the fuck did she shit and all that

thats what id like to know...... you sit on a couch so how would she shit

 

[BrandonXJ]

no way, she had to have moved, otherwise her fat ass would've starved to death. Even if she had a portable phone to order pizza and had the delivery guy bring it to her on the couch, she would've had to get up to recharge the damn phone.. how'd she make her house payment? How'd she get income? This makes no sense.

 

[Vash]

Thats the city I work in. Guess I'll be seeing this fatass on TV tomarrow morning or on the radio on the way to work.

 

[sconoscuito]

no way, she had to have moved, otherwise her fat ass would've starved to death. Even if she had a portable phone to order pizza and had the delivery guy bring it to her on the couch, she would've had to get up to recharge the damn phone.. how'd she make her house payment? How'd she get income? This makes no sense.

didn't it say in the article that she lived with family members?

I might be wrong though

 

[p0ink]

this makes my fat hating dick hard.

 

[RADAR]

didn't it say in the article that she lived with family members?

I might be wrong though

If she did, they can be charged with neglect.


RADAR

 

[GoldenDelicious]

sad all around

on one side of the word we have people starving, and on the other we have someone so grossly fat that they havnt even gotten up on their own two feet in years..just awful

 

[Mr. dB]

The woman apparently did not survive separation from her conjoined furniture.

 

[MR Pink]

how is the couch doing?

 

[Vash]

The woman apparently did not survive separation from her conjoined furniture.

1 down, millions more obese to go.

Ever see chapelle show? I'm like the black hating black guy, except I'm the fat hating fat guy. Atleast I can move and don't whine about being heavier.

 

[BO-DEN]

how is the couch doing?

ran off to get married in tiawana to a lazyboy recliner

 

[Bullit]

...tomarrow ..

You're super smart and make the steroid community proud, combating the usual 'meathead' stereotype.

 

[rushx79]

"it is a poor man indeed who can not think of at least two ways to spell one word" - alexander hamilton

 

[Vash]

You're super smart and make the steroid community proud, combating the usual 'meathead' stereotype.

Thats meat-head you stupid fuck. Would need to be part of the community first ma'am.

Seems WSVN (worlds Shittiest News, I can vouche for that. Channel 7 here in Broward) seems to have changed the place of the ladies residence from Pompano to the new city.