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Smurfy

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F*&$#@*!-ing A!!!

Ive got black driveway sealant covering my hands and feet (yea, i know but i was wearing sandals) and its splattered on my legs too. WTF am i supposed to use to scrub this crap off!! It's not coming off!!!!

HELP!!

Im about to get into the bathtub. Im considering a steel wool scrubber.
 
Paint thinner maybe or WD-40 is usually around the house may work.

Sorry but... I TOLD YOU SO!!!
 
Get some "Simple Green", environmentally friendly cleaning stuff. You can dilute it or use it full strength.
 
What'd you do, apply it with shorts on?

bawahahahahaha
 
One of the following oughtta do the trick: gasoline, naphtha, diesel fuel, kerosene, acetone, 1-1-1 trichloroethane, or Gonelifting's paint thinner.
 
Hee Hee,

Or alternatively, if it won't come off, just finsih applying it to the uncovered areas and do the ethnic thing.

Can you dance?
 
gonelifting said:
Paint thinner maybe or WD-40 is usually around the house may work.

Sorry but... I TOLD YOU SO!!!
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omg no you did not tell me so. you didnt tell me Id need protective gloves, goggles, jumpsuit and specially made rubberized boots. omg i cant go anywhere looking like this not even to the hardware store. this is horrible. i think Im gonna cry.
 
Just do the paint thinner, it should get most of it off
 
oh hot damn! my fawking french manicure is history! acetone or maybe paint thinner? so this bath Im about to take is like tits on a bull at this point eh. dammit i need someone who lives nearby who can do this stuff. i should be at the salon gettig my hair done.
 
gasoline

directions:

Poor gas on legs and feet, preferably octane 93.

strick match

watch the sealant disappear. You'll never have to shave your legs again either.

Honestly, if nothing else works gas will. Put some on a rag and scrub.
 
something like turpentine, kerosine, or petrol should work. immerse and scrub with something like a loofah that you dont want very much

ive been painting all week, i hate that feeling. i had white oil based paint in my hair!!
 
Ok well Im going to take a hot bath but its purely for my mental health at this point.then Im going to myparent's house to search for some paint thinner,wd40,something. if worse comes to worse, Ill have to go out in public to ACE and ask them what i can buy there. oh Gawd lets hope it doesnt come to that.

yes i was wearing shorts and sandals dammit. maybe that's why the 3 guys across the street were looking at me strangely? but anyway the driveway looks great
 
Smurfy said:
yes i was wearing shorts and sandals dammit. maybe that's why the 3 guys across the street were looking at me strangely? but anyway the driveway looks great
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ROTFLMAO,

Talk about a Lucille Ball moment:)
 
try some Gojo or other soap with pumice based soap. That might work.
 
and now you have a list of products you know you should keep handy from now on.
 
Holy shit! 23 views and 22 replies!!! THAT HAS to be a record! keep it up people, history is in the making.

and I sorta hinted how cheap it was to get someone to do it for you. Subtract cost of sealant, cost of cleanup products, aggravation, embarrassment, trips to storeS and your valuable time, it may have been worth it. Unless you got a phone number from one of those dudes from across the street, than it`s all worth it. Did you wear daisy dukes? lol jk

Did you?
 
Smurfy said:
F*&$#@*!-ing A!!!

Ive got black driveway sealant covering my hands and feet (yea, i know but i was wearing sandals) and its splattered on my legs too. WTF am i supposed to use to scrub this crap off!! It's not coming off!!!!

HELP!!

Im about to get into the bathtub. Im considering a steel wool scrubber.
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Kerosene, or mineral spirits. Both will work, but mineral spirits are easier on the skin. Good Luck............tard. ;)
 
hamstershaver said:
take some pics of you in the bathtub, this should help me come up with a plan to get rid of that stuff
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I third this motion.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
ive been painting all week, i hate that feeling. i had white oil based paint in my hair!!
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Are you positive that wasn't dried residue from your last facial?:confused:
 
ok guys at my m oms house i had an array of products to choose from: WAD-40, paint thinner (several) and some turpentine. they all said harmful to the skin and dangerous vapors but i went with it anyway. the piant thinner did the trick except...this sealant stuff is stuck on my toenails and fingernails i guess its sticking to the nail polish LOL so my toes are a lovely bright pink with black polka dots! eeegads....

thanks to everyone who cared enough to help a sistah out.
 
pitbullstl said:
Kerosene, or mineral spirits. Both will work, but mineral spirits are easier on the skin. Good Luck............tard. ;)
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yeah

mineral spirits, that's a good one.

Maybe a little Acetone to refresh the skin.
 
Smurfy said:
yes i was wearing shorts and sandals dammit. maybe that's why the 3 guys across the street were looking at me strangely? but anyway the driveway looks great
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Well, if that's all you had on, there might be another reason why they were looking at you. :D
 
Yep, mineral spirits.

I just used some tar-like stuff on my roof, and Gojo wasn't worth a damn. Well, unless you wanna take off the top layer of skin.

Mineral spirits worked like a charm tho...just gotta follow the mineral spirit scrub with a shower.
 
Smurfy said:
shit i stepped on a piece of glass outside just now and it hurts and im bleeding. could this day be any more fun
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Never ask that question as you will probably find out what else can happen.

At least you got the sealant off.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Wow

Hope your skin's OK

Don't know what dissolves tar but not nail polish. You coudl try some toulene or gas on a cotton swab.
 
Smurfy said:
F*&$#@*!-ing A!!!

Ive got black driveway sealant covering my hands and feet (yea, i know but i was wearing sandals) and its splattered on my legs too. WTF am i supposed to use to scrub this crap off!! It's not coming off!!!!

HELP!!

Im about to get into the bathtub. Im considering a steel wool scrubber.
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Lumberg will be right over to sponge you off.
 
Try some Helistin drops, put 3 or 4 drops in a gallon of water and it takes off absolutely anything. Great for the skin and is like $1 for a 16 ounce bottle. It even smells great. I think every household should have a Helistin bottle just for these situations.













So bring a guy over and tell him to seal the driveway and hopefully Helistin.
 
Thank you for the laughs and as usual THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS OF YOU IN THE BATH TUB SCRUBBIN YOSELF. :evil:
 
onebigab said:
Thank you for the laughs and as usual THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS OF YOU IN THE BATH TUB SCRUBBIN YOSELF. :evil:
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Who is Yoself? Is that the Pakistani guy she smuggled into the country last week? Why was she scrubbing him?
 
Smurfy said:
see, entertaining replies such as these are the reason why i love you guys.
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Entertaining? I was gonna send you a bill for my advice.
 
vinylgroover said:
I've got a tongue like sandpaper. I'll come and lick that shit off you. Hopefully you got some on your ass as well.
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wow. impressive LOL

unfortunately for you, I already have someone with the best tongue ever. :p
 
Sorry to hear that smurfy, what will the people at Club 30 West think when they see it? On a side note I work for a pavement co. that does sealcoating, cracksealing, paving etc. Get yourself some tarminex, I forget that exact spelling?
 
crew9 said:
Sorry to hear that smurfy, what will the people at Club 30 West think when they see it? On a side note I work for a pavement co. that does sealcoating, cracksealing, paving etc. Get yourself some tarminex, I forget that exact spelling?
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LOL Club 30 1 mile or so from my house. Never been there. Been to Ryan's tho which is across the street.
 
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