OMG best line I've heard all week

[Burning_Inside]

Girl messages me online and says she saw my screen name on a dating site, etc, whatever, we get to talking..

I ask how old she is..Ask if maybe 19? She says no and asks if she looked that young. i said well, you mentioned college so I'm going by average college age plus how you looked in the pic you sent. So I'm guessing ok like 25 and up maybe.

She says no, she's 20.

LOL WTF OMFG HBDBU3DUREYKXUB

 

[deltreefitness]

Did you hear Rick James will be in a reality show?

 

[Devastation]

Did you hear Rick James will be in a reality show?

hell fukin yeah

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

BI, then what.

 

[Burning_Inside]

BI, then what.

then i looked at your avataer and the chicks ass started spewing diarreah EVERYWHERE.

 

[Burning_Inside]

then i sarcastically commented how theres such a HUGE difference in looking like you are 19 or 20. She said everyone tells her she looks older. I said nah. She gave a frown smiley. I said that if a girl takes care of herself, there's really no difference from 20-35 ish, so if she wants to look older she needs some wrinkles and some kangaroo pouch blubber. Then she said she hadda go.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I said that if a girl takes care of herself, there's really no difference from 20-35 ish, so if she wants to look older she needs some wrinkles and some kangaroo pouch blubber. Then she said she hadda go.

"kangaroo pouch blubber"

 

[ChefWide]

kangaroo pouch blubber.

Is that OTC? How much KPB do you need to add 2 1/2 years? I need to add 2 1/2 years to the age of the young olympian that was hitting on my old ass this weekend to make me feel less creepy so that I can get on to some really hot fantasy action. Do they have this KPB in an invisible application?