Okay, who loves/hates GOLF!!!

[frorider6.2]

I am the most inconsistant damn golfer in the history of all time!!!! I can go to the driving range all day long and half the time hit nice straight high-flying long drives. Or I'll hit a nice flying shot, but with a slice, that ends up about about 30-40 yards to the right of the target. But as soon as I step on the tee box, all fucking hell breaks loose!!! I played today and most of the time I just chunked it. And when I did actually hit one, it had this horroble hook. Where the fuck did this hook come from?!?!?!? FUCK! I can deal with a slice as long as I was consistant.

And I have no short game anymore either!!! Just none.

On the plus side, I 2-putted almost every hole.

So on the front 9, I shot a 61. A 61!!!!!! I could have just thrown the ball to the green in less shots than it took me to get there. The back 9 was a bit better. I lost 3 balls but still managed a 49.

I know I should be able to shoot in the low 90's if I could just get off the damn tee box!

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[NiteOwl]

Went golfing for the first time 2 weeks ago at a bachelor party. I had never even hit a golf ball, and I got a 63, so your first 9 really did suck. I was surprised, the other 2 guys that went with me had been many many times, and they hit a good shot only 1 out of 5 times. The bachelor is a damn good golfer, only been avid for about 2 years, and he shoots in the mid 80s on his local courses. His advice was to take a few lessons - claims it makes a big difference getting advice from a pro. Doubt that is anything you havent heard before. Anyways, I could get into golf, but I dont have the time to dedicate to improving. If I hit in the 60s on 9 regularly, I would lose patience with it. No fun to totally suck ass at something, especially when its $$$ to play.

 

[frorider6.2]

I've taken lessons but that was years ago. I'll take some more come spring though.

 

[HumorMe]

I love it.

 

[chesty]

Golf Sucks

 

[jerkbox]

i don't really like golf.....

i like whacking balls at the driving range though

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Golf's OK...kinda

 

[Paulo]

I golf

 

[mdd]

mmmmm, golf

lets have a EF outing!

 

[wtlftr]

golf sucks.. I will say it.. It is a bad walk gone worse.

 

[Paulo]

golf sucks.. I will say it.. It is a bad walk gone worse.

I bet you hate america too, don't you? puppy-killer!

If you don't like it, then leave the country, and take your anti-golf Jihad with you.

 

[wtlftr]

I beg to disagree. I started to play golf many moons ago. My grandad tried to switch me from left to right handed. I can play, but it is boring. I like to watch ther grass grow better

 

[jb160]

I just picked it up a few months ago I like it.

 

[bluepeter]

Golf rules.

 

[WODIN]

I don't hate or love the game. I do enjoy playing a round on occassion but I don't sweat any of it.

 

[hamstershaver]

61 is pathetic, since you are so inconsistent i would suggest working on keeping your spine angle the same throughout the swing, obviously you are moving too much in the swing

 

[perkele]

Golf Sucks

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[Taps]

If it wasn't for all the fucking trees, sand, and water, golf would be easy and much more enjoyable. lol

I love it though. I'd play everyday if I could.

 

[frorider6.2]

golf sucks.. I will say it.. It is a bad walk gone worse.

Walk? Who walks? I won't play if I can't have a cart. I don't play golf for exercise anyway. I play golf so I can drink, cuss and hit things with a stick.

 

[HumorMe]

Walk? Who walks? I won't play if I can't have a cart. I don't play golf for exercise anyway. I play golf so I can drink, cuss and hit things with a stick.

You are definately on your way to what golf is all about...lol

 

[FreeballinDC]

You are definately on your way to what golf is all about...lol

I could take this to PM, but fuckit, I'm lazy.

HM, as a golfer, how do you suggest one get started in playing this game of bad lanuage, nasty hangovers, and just shear stupidity, but bored of other games?

Should I head to the nearest driving range to pick up my driver rage card?

 

[gymrat]

I'm am so kicking ass in tiger woods 2004 right now.

 

[Bella Michela]

Only golf I like is miniture golf...the sport bores me to no end...The only sport I can get into is baseball...its just something about those black & white stripes!

Anyway, I live with my parents in an Adult Community "Westlake Golf & Country Club"
What pisses me off are these people who drive around the neighborhood in there little golf carts, cut you off on the road , or you get stuck behing them as they do 5mph up the block...I'm so glad the winter is coming only because I get a break from them for a while

 

[onebigab]

Golf is fun. Your outdoors on a beautiful day. Your not being nagged by your S/O for the day. I took about 6 yrs off but am getting back into it now. Was shooting low 90's in my 2nd yr.

 

[biteme]

Never played the game. Just don't have any interest. I'd rather play ping pong.

 

[HumorMe]

I could take this to PM, but fuckit, I'm lazy.

HM, as a golfer, how do you suggest one get started in playing this game of bad lanuage, nasty hangovers, and just shear stupidity, but bored of other games?

Should I head to the nearest driving range to pick up my driver rage card?

Practice, practice, practice.

I actually rarely curse when I play golf and never drink while playing. Golf is a very disciplined sport both physically and mentally.

I've played golf for 37 years and I absolutely love the game and I watch it on TV also. It can become addictive and it's not bad for you.

 

[tiger88]

Addickkkkkkt

BUT sucks since i used to be better when i was 15-16 then now

 

[Forge]

I'd rather go hiking or kayaking, or rockclimbing. Golf just seems like a waste of time to me, unless you are playing it for the social aspects, ie: networking or sucking corporate ass.