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OK... this is the christmas thread

Carmen

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i'm organizing a secret santa.
Here are the rules:
you must pm me your mailing addy by November 23rd.
within a few days after that, i will PM anyone that wants to participate the name and address of the person they got. you must send them a gift by mail by December 8th.
Price limit is $15 U.S. or whatever the equivalant is in you're own wierd country.

do not ask to participate unless you plan, WITHOUT A DOUBT, to send something. it would be very unfair to GET a gift, and not send one.

anyone that's in, just send your mailing addy and i'll keep them all confidential.
(if anyone feels aprehensive about telling someone from an AAS board about your whereabouts- let me know and i can reassure you easily).
 
I'm in Sugar.. I'm gonna send you my addy etc.

;)
 
the-short-one said:
PM sent. If anyone cares, I like homemade gifts. (No bodily fluids, please.) :mix:
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LOL... GOOD CALL on the clarification.
:)
i pm'd radar and asked him to sticky it.
 
d3track said:
you can all get cards my 5yo daughter made......
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If you wanna be in it, pm me your addy... but don't cheap out!
 
AAP said:
Girl you trying to out-Christmasy me and my own agenda this time of year?
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i already out-christmassed you!
:P
you in or not?
 
ok, while this sounds like a cool idea, how in the hell would i know what to get someone? say i ended up being the person to buy something for AAP. do i get him a hat that says "Pitcher" or a tube of his favorite anal lube or a tapered buttplug or what?

or what if i get HamsterShaver? how in the hell do you mail someone gerbils knowing that all the recipient is going to do is stick them up his ass?

or what about Perkele? i have no clue if he's a chick or a trans-sexual.

damn it, this is gonna take the fun out of the whole thing.


i'll talk to my gf about this and see if she wants in, even though she hasn't posted in a while. and yes, if me and her participated, we would each be buying something for a separate person.
 
Im in!!
 
Judo Tom said:
Im in!!
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cool, send me your mailing addy and name if needed.
i'll get back to you around thanksgiving time with your recipient.
 
Coverguy said:
Hey Kroliczek!

If you get my name can i get the same gift? I live nearby, so you can save on postage/airfare!!!

:p
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I have a special gift in store for each and every person...just in case I draw them. For you, I have something else in mind... :)
 
SoreArms said:
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Ok, now nobody post after me
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why not?


oh yeah, don't let both JerseyArt and Gonelifting sign up for this. only one of them can participate. i can see it already...Gonelifting will sign himself and JerseyArt up for this, then he'll have 2 presents sent to him, but he'll only send one to someone else and it'll be from Gonelifting. "JerseyArt" won't send out anything so everyone will think he's just that much more of a dick. Then GL will stip posting as JerseyArt and come up with a new alter to post with.

i bet that was his plan all along, to get 2 xmas presents from the secret santa thread. the bastard.
 
crak600 said:
ok, while this sounds like a cool idea, how in the hell would i know what to get someone? say i ended up being the person to buy something for AAP. do i get him a hat that says "Pitcher" or a tube of his favorite anal lube or a tapered buttplug or what?

or what if i get HamsterShaver? how in the hell do you mail someone gerbils knowing that all the recipient is going to do is stick them up his ass?

or what about Perkele? i have no clue if he's a chick or a trans-sexual.

damn it, this is gonna take the fun out of the whole thing.


i'll talk to my gf about this and see if she wants in, even though she hasn't posted in a while. and yes, if me and her participated, we would each be buying something for a separate person.
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Good question. Why not require those people who are going to be in to give a few ideas of their interests and something? Not a wish/want list.... but something about themselves that can be used to find a unique gift.

When is the cut off date?

I'm in.
 
wutangnomo said:
Sounds like fun. Do we get to know if the person we got is male or female at least?
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it'll be all males because all females on EF are really male alters.

so what you really need to know is are you shopping for a gay or straight male, which isn't quite as easy as it seems considering the alters. you have some gay males that post as men and you have some gay males that post as women.

the best thing to do is to look at the user name of who you have to buy a gift for, as you'll obviously know if you're sending a gift to a male or "female" once you do that.

if it's a female name, buy a buttplug. some women like them and gay men posting on EF as women like them too.

if it's a male name, buy them pocket pussy.

if in their signature or location they have the words "sopping wet vagina" then you need to send them a hot water bottle and a case of Midol.
 
jenscats5 said:
I'm getting Crak a jar of salsa.....
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ok, but you have to deliver it to me personally. if you wait until just after xmas to deliver it, i should have a few cases of beer brewed and i could let you taste test with me.

maybe i'll look into brewing something brown, then something red, and then possibly something golden and sweet (although it might be better to wait til spring to do that one). we'll see what i can afford and how many pop top bottles i have that are clean, plus how much time i can put into the whole process. takes a few hours to prep and make the "tea," then the transfer, addition of water, more ingredients, etc. after that you get 3-7 days of fermentation, then you move on to cleaning and sterilizing bottles, then filling and capping, then clean up.

you're more than welcome to help out in the clean up, and i don't just mean cleaning the bottles by taking full ones and making them empty ;)
 
crak600 said:
ok, but you have to deliver it to me personally. if you wait until just after xmas to deliver it, i should have a few cases of beer brewed and i could let you taste test with me.

maybe i'll look into brewing something brown, then something red, and then possibly something golden and sweet (although it might be better to wait til spring to do that one). we'll see what i can afford and how many pop top bottles i have that are clean, plus how much time i can put into the whole process. takes a few hours to prep and make the "tea," then the transfer, addition of water, more ingredients, etc. after that you get 3-7 days of fermentation, then you move on to cleaning and sterilizing bottles, then filling and capping, then clean up.

you're more than welcome to help out in the clean up, and i don't just mean cleaning the bottles by taking full ones and making them empty ;)
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Run them thru the dishwasher.......

After all the work I've been doing around here lately.....I don't think I'll want to help clean up....but we'll see....

Do you want plain salsa or black bean & corn??
 
jenscats5 said:
Run them thru the dishwasher.......

After all the work I've been doing around here lately.....I don't think I'll want to help clean up....but we'll see....

Do you want plain salsa or black bean & corn??
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well, i love regular salsa. i've only had black bean and corn salsa a few times, and it's gotta be cooked with chicken or something.

tough call though. regular salsa would be gone in a few days, whereas the black bean and corn would be cooked with.

both? :D
 
crak600 said:
well, i love regular salsa. i've only had black bean and corn salsa a few times, and it's gotta be cooked with chicken or something.

tough call though. regular salsa would be gone in a few days, whereas the black bean and corn would be cooked with.

both? :D
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I want the jars back......
 
SoreArms said:
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Ok, now nobody post after me
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Pm me your mailing address, goofball.
i don't know where you live!
i'll let you know at around thanksgiving who you're sending to.
 
wutangnomo said:
Sounds like fun. Do we get to know if the person we got is male or female at least?
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DOES NOBODY READ THE RULES, DAGNABIT?
PM ME YOUR MAILING ADDRESS.
i will tell you at around thanksgiving who you are sending to. you won't know who is sending something to you till you get it!
 
superqt4u2nv said:
In :qt:
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got it, thanks.
i hope you guys realize, more hot chicks in the secret santa thing that guys...
 
Sugarplum said:
got it, thanks.
i hope you guys realize, more hot chicks in the secret santa thing that guys...
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and i bet they're all hoping they get to be the lucky one to send me something.

i guess i should start trying on women's underwear so i can at least get the right sizes sent to me this time. last time i did somethign like this, i got lots of nice thongs, but none of them fit me. it's kinda pointless to buy clothing for someone if it doesn't fit them.

and another thing, how come every time i get mixed up in one of these "Secret Santa" deals, all the underwear i get has the tag removed so i can't go exchange it for something that fits me? it's almost as if these ladies wear it before they send it to me. kinda rude to do that if you ask me.
 
The Bigdawg said:
IN

Will send you my info when i get a moment!
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excellent!
You will make #11
 
El Dandy said:
i'll only do it if I I am guaranteed to get Jenscat.
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there are no guarrantees in life.
plus, she has not yet entered.
 
Sugarplum said:
there are no guarrantees in life.
plus, she has not yet entered.
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There are plenty of guarantee's in life.
It's guaranteed I'll be fucking my ex-wife in a couple of hours.
It's guaranteed I'll always be cool.
It's guaranteed I'll be quitting my job at the first of the year,
It's guaranteed I'll be doing squats by 10:30 tomorrow morning.
 
El Dandy said:
There are plenty of guarantee's in life.
It's guaranteed I'll be fucking my ex-wife in a couple of hours.
It's guaranteed I'll always be cool.
It's guaranteed I'll be quitting my job at the first of the year,
It's guaranteed I'll be doing squats by 10:30 tomorrow morning.
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you still screw your ex wife?
well, whatever, i can't guarrantee you'll get jen, just shut up and join.
 
Sugarplum said:
DOES NOBODY READ THE RULES, DAGNABIT?
PM ME YOUR MAILING ADDRESS.
i will tell you at around thanksgiving who you are sending to. you won't know who is sending something to you till you get it!
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lol

Okay okay okay. How are you drawing up the names? Will it be a completely random process (ie pick name out of hat) or are you going to selectively match people up? These are the last q's then I'll give you my addy.
 
wutangnomo said:
lol

Okay okay okay. How are you drawing up the names? Will it be a completely random process (ie pick name out of hat) or are you going to selectively match people up? These are the last q's then I'll give you my addy.
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well... i was planning on being totally random- so nobody can bitch at me for who they got.
but i was going to discuss it with my assistants, the-short-one and frisky, cause i thought that maybe keeping people from the same country at least would be a good idea.
it wasn't going to be in pairs btw.
you weren't going to be sending to the same person who is sending to you.
 
Sugarplum said:
well... i was planning on being totally random- so nobody can bitch at me for who they got.
but i was going to discuss it with my assistants, the-short-one and frisky, cause i thought that maybe keeping people from the same country at least would be a good idea.
it wasn't going to be in pairs btw.
you weren't going to be sending to the same person who is sending to you.
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IMO you should make it completely random no matter what country someone is from. Makes it more exciting. If that's what you do tell me and I'll pm you my addy.
 
wutangnomo said:
IMO you should make it completely random no matter what country someone is from. Makes it more exciting. If that's what you do tell me and I'll pm you my addy.
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I agree. completely random!...

Gawd I hope alien amp pharm doesn't play and get me, I've a very weird feeling I'll get a jar of his bigloadmoneyshot man juice :worried:
 
wutangnomo said:
IMO you should make it completely random no matter what country someone is from. Makes it more exciting. If that's what you do tell me and I'll pm you my addy.
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yes, ok. completely random.
just... don't mail any man gravy, k?
 
Frisky said:
I agree. completely random!...

Gawd I hope alien amp pharm doesn't play and get me, I've a very weird feeling I'll get a jar of his bigloadmoneyshot man juice :worried:
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i just got a PM from new member his handle is...jeremy and he wises to be in the secret santa club :p
 
El Dandy said:
Of course I still fuck my ex wife. Does'nt everyone fuck their ex wives and husbands?
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some people don't even do their current ones.
now shut up and join the secret santa.
 
SoreArms said:
yes I am in

OK, now nobody post after me
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YAY! send me your mailing address, assclown.
lol.. i never called anyone that before. it was fun!
 
wnt2bBeast said:
i just got a PM from new member his handle is...jeremy and he wises to be in the secret santa club :p
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:worried: I want him as my santa .. one catch. I want a box of 7.62x39mm bullets and He can go ahead and take one out of the box. Hold on to it for safe keepings. Thats HIS BULLET... He only needs fear when I ask for that bullet back.... :evil:

HEHEHE
 
Frisky said:
:worried: I want him as my santa .. one catch. I want a box of 7.62x39mm bullets and He can go ahead and take one out of the box. Hold on to it for safe keepings. Thats HIS BULLET... He only needs fear when I ask for that bullet back.... :evil:

HEHEHE
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lol..your scaring me girl :)
 
wnt2bBeast said:
lol..your scaring me girl :)
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:qt: I'd be really nice to you though.
 
crak600 said:
ok, while this sounds like a cool idea, how in the hell would i know what to get someone? say i ended up being the person to buy something for AAP. do i get him a hat that says "Pitcher" or a tube of his favorite anal lube or a tapered buttplug or what?

or what if i get HamsterShaver? how in the hell do you mail someone gerbils knowing that all the recipient is going to do is stick them up his ass?

or what about Perkele? i have no clue if he's a chick or a trans-sexual.

damn it, this is gonna take the fun out of the whole thing.


i'll talk to my gf about this and see if she wants in, even though she hasn't posted in a while. and yes, if me and her participated, we would each be buying something for a separate person.
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ROTFLMAO
really !
 
Y_Lifter said:
ROTFLMAO
really !
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just join. when in doubt, send lube.
 
Sugarplum said:
just join. when in doubt, send lube.
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Yes! Also All the female members should recieve condoms for their night stand drawer, we know how you ef guys LOVE that *wink*.


LOL.. :lmao:
 
AAP said:
Whoever I draw is getting two bags of Guacomole Doritos.
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nobody is getting you anything if you don't pm me your mailing address.
:xeye:
 
velvett said:
so how many people do we have?

oh and who wants baked goods?
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right now, i think we have 11. lets try to get 20.
 
Sugarplum, are you a the federal? If you were a the federal, that would be kick ass at the office while you laughed your asses off at all of us.

Are you a the federal?
 
gonelifting said:
Sugarplum, are you a the federal? If you were a the federal, that would be kick ass at the office while you laughed your asses off at all of us.

Are you a the federal?
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no, i'll pm you proof in a sec.
we just got #12.
 
SoreArms said:
OK, now nobody post after me
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i don't recall getting your mailing addy, underwear ninja.
 
Sugarplum said:
i don't recall getting your mailing addy, underwear ninja.
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yeah, he likes the underwear ninja thing. like a ninja, you don't even know he's there, he comes and leaves before you know what happened.
 
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