besides the cases of donkey dick and her pwning his non-testicled arse, there is the little thing called personality. I know, I know - but hear me out. I am a decent looking guy, decent body. Not the type of dude that walks into a bar and all the girls turn their heads. That being said, I have gotten more poon (and quality poon I might add) that I didn't deserve than anyobdy. This is because a) I have a fucking great personality, b) I am confident, c) I can make them laugh (VERY underrated - who doesn't want to be around someone that makes them laugh?!) and d) I fuck like a goddamn rockstar. Those things combined will get the girl over six pack abs and waxed eyebrows most days.