Ok, Ok, OK, ........... wann hear some real nasty shit that happened to me?

[Heavy Weight Champ]

just tell them that she was bleeding when you found her.

It wouldnt be a lie..

I love my wife to beat her though.

* Tip of the day: If you are going to beat someone you love, punch them in the stomach, dosen't leave bruises *

 

[PinK233]

Um yeah thanks for sharing

 

[AAP]

No.... you whip them with a bar of soap in a sock. No bruises.

Dude put on a ski mask and flail away.

Really. Get off the computer and go whip her ass. She better willingly take a Dirty Sanchez for doing that shit to you.

 

[Bison Brawler]

Thats totally disgusting and makes me wanna vomit.

In addition, your wife obviously doesn't care about you or she wouldn't have allowed you to stick your tongue into her smelly pussy that night.

You thought the condom alone would save you from her aids? I bet you never anticipated this type of situation.

 

[twinphish]

what are you a bunch of retards?

(no disrespect to the mentally challenged)

Sorry but I don't really find it funny to joke about beating on women..

jesus christ..

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

I dont think it's funny either.

 

[twinphish]

m'kay

just checkin

 

[3Vandoo]

thanx to you, I will never go diving again

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

thanx to you, I will never go diving again

Awwwwww....cmon bro, dont give up! Just dont do it with the lights off

 

[decem]

i think i'm gonna start a beat women's asses thread.... hehe..



anywho.. dude.. she HAD to have known that she was close to being there anyway.. ya know?

KICK HER ASS SEABASS..


but.. look on the bright side... blood is a HELL of alot better than the foul-ass cottage cheese type substance that gave me a not so pleasant surprise one night...