Ok, Ok, OK, ........... wann hear some real nasty shit that happened to me?

[Heavy Weight Champ]

Ha! I knew you did

Ok, here's how it went down....

Me and my lady of 7 years were having "intimate relations" last night, and i went diving for clams. Please keep in mind that the lights are off and it's pretty dark in the room. So i'm doing my thing and shes getting all into it, i was doing this for about 3 minutes and i pulled my fingers out for a second and barely notice that somthing is on my fingers. I figure it was just a bunch of juice cuz it was dark and it was hard to see. So i go at it again, a few seconds later my curiosity got the best of me so i pull my fingers out again. Im like "what in the fuck is on my fingers?", so i get up and turn on the light.... OH MY GOD IT'S BLOOD

She just so happened to start her period.

 

[AAP]

DAMN!!! She gave you Mexican Lipstick.

 

[AAP]

See.... we don't get that shit from sucking dick.

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

DAMN!!! She gave you Mexican Lipstick.

LOL.. no doubt bro.

I came out looking like Michael J. Fox after eating a jelly filled doughnut.

 

[AAP]

She was using the Red Highway to do some face painting.

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

 

[AAP]

Dude I would have kicked her ass. Seven years aside. No telling how many more times she has done that to you in the past.




KEEP THE FUCKING LIGHTS ON NOW. YA HEAR?

 

[mishon1]

DAMN!!! She gave you Mexican Lipstick.

haha

 

[AAP]

Dude I can't get that disgusting thing out of my mind. So what does sickle cell anemia taste like?

Damn man, you really need to kick her ass. This is what you do. When she goes to bed tonight, wait until she is asleep and climb on the dresser and delvier an elbow - ala Randy Savage - to her.

 

[AAP]

Man, you really need to beat this girls ass. Don't worry about the cops, just tell them that she was bleeding when you found her.