Ok...Its Time for My Self Pity....

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Ok...

THE END...........SSME.....I WANT BIRD PICS!!!!! Or pics of GOLDBER, ZACH THOMAS, OR ROB CONRAD.....whichever you prefer....I love them all

 

[Weapon X]

I'm sure you've got some team mates who'd love for you to cry on their shoulder pads.
Maybe they'd help you work on your "passes"...

 

[Freak Show]

You can take solace in knowing I will always love you. But if that doesn't do it for you--> Just think of it as paying your dues. Eventually this will pass and things will be back to normal. Besides, us boys are icky, remember? Is it really that time consuming? That does suck, but remember it won't last forever. Once it ends you can fly up to MI and have all the 'fun' you can handle.

 

[supersizeme]

 

[WODIN]

That was too funny SSME!!!

Buy a Sybian!

 

[The Ranger]

Ranger's Words.... " Everything in life passes, except regret... "

Don't regret what you do, regret what you cannot achieve Darl'in....Make the time, and it'll happen...

Ranger

 

[Y_lifter]

Just go out and have SAFE, meaningless sex without all the hassles of a relationship.
It's not like there's a shortage of that...

 

[GinNJuice]

I wanna play on a men's team

We have some openings for......err...... Wide-Receiver


Cheer up babe.... Ya just gotta go out and get yourself a piece of ass.

Now, tell us some lesbian locker room stories

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Supersizeme....you always now how to make me smile Thanks babe.......but even Big Bird provides temporary appeasement to my condition

Ranger...your a smart man, so how dumb was it for me to play football instead of taking my MBA classes this semester?


Freak...you have my back huh, but not literarly

Y lifter...I don't even have time for that....unless I pick him up on the road on my hour drive to and from practice on the turnpike...unfortunately most don't drive fast enough for me, and the toll booth operators...well I need to be drunk

GinNJuice.... All I can say is when its time for showers the straight girls are in and out in 20 seconds......

 

[ladyluck]

Seems to me....

Seems to me that you thrive on people feeling sorry for you. How old did you say you were 12 or 24? Have you ever thought that maybe the reason you are single is because you think a little to much about yourself? In every one of your post you talk about how sad your life is and why can't guys just be friends.....Have you ever thought that maybe the problem lies within you? Just a thought!
Lady

 

[Freak Show]

Freak...you have my back huh, but not literarly

Am I missing something? What are you trying to say? Sorry if its obvious, but I'm sleepy as hell.

 

[Liberator]

Its your life and its your time

what do you want to do with it?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Re: Seems to me....

Seems to me that you thrive on people feeling sorry for you. How old did you say you were 12 or 24? Have you ever thought that maybe the reason you are single is because you think a little to much about yourself? In every one of your post you talk about how sad your life is and why can't guys just be friends.....Have you ever thought that maybe the problem lies within you? Just a thought!
Lady

Ladyluck...I know who you are, so I will refrain from responding on that whole other issue dear. But I wish to say I love my life, and have never once stated that I find sadness in it. I just experience confusion in it sometimes, like any person, sometimes on men. I think you can relate on that......

 

[big4life]

Cheer up girl, it will get better.

What position do you play?

BTW
I can't find any chocolate haystacks around here.
I may have to drive down to Charlseton just to find
me some.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

BTW
I can't find any chocolate haystacks around here.
I may have to drive down to Charlseton just to find
me some.

Where do you live? In almost every mall I've been to there is a chocolate store. They are sure to have them. But I warn you...once you have one....you will be forever under their control. If placed in a situation with easy acess to them, you will NOT be able to refrain. Kinda like sex

 

[big4life]

Where do you live? In almost every mall I've been to there is a chocolate store. They are sure to have them.

I've been to 2 shops and they didn't have them.
I've got to go to town later today, going to try another shop.

It has become like a mission to me now.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

It has become like a mission to me now.

You go boy Eat one for me.....milk chocolate (they make them in dark, and white) If you can't find them let me know. It may be inhumane to deprive you of such a delacasy, therefore I might have to send some to you

 

[dballer]

Agent S,
don't feel bad.. I am straight and I really feel bad because I cannot make it onto a all girls college softball team. They tell me cause I am a male and out of college I cannot play. I think it is unfair cause I really just want to play with them!!!!


really.... just think of yourself and you will be fine!!!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Agent S,
don't feel bad.. I am straight and I really feel bad because I cannot make it onto a all girls college softball team.

honey....all the women softball players I've ever met have been gay. So you'd get struck out there. Try something like volleyball. Do you have a good vertical?

 

[WODIN]

http://www.realdoll.com The make guys now too shags...

 

[dballer]

I think so.... I know some straight softball chicks. Good looking ones at that!

either way I feel your pain. I can't find the right girl to save my life... it seems the harder I try the more out of whack the girls I meet get. As a matter of fact, I do not think there are any normal girls left in Atlanta.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Wodin..I don't want your used toys....but thank you anyhow

dballer....well at least you have those cool lazer shows at stone Mountain, and Nike Town

 

[dballer]

Well..... the cool laser shows suck ass if you have nobody to go with!!! The way I looked at it... I could score with the short-stop and take her to the laser show. But now.... it will be next year before I know even enough to try out for the volleyball team... let alone make the team.
I have not been to the Nike thing. There are some other cool things to do here besides the laser show.

 

[WODIN]

Shagwell the male ones have been fully tested by thick and he says it just like the real thing...it beats using the local vegitation!

 

[Hannibal]

What is this self pity shit??! You're stronger than that. Besides how many pictures did I post for you yesterday...like 100. I'm still waiting for da hook up you...