ok, i am now addicted to Lost

[GoldenDelicious]

soooo i had a couple of days of downtime lately, and watched all the Lost episodes (ALL. thank God for bittorrent) and now im up to date with the bloody show, but...there are no more episodes

now i remember a bunch of people making Lost threads (AAP?) and i want my turn to vent a bit

1 - the bald freaky deakie karma dude needs to be bitchslapped with a baseball bat
2 - the hot blonde also needs to be bitchslapped with a baseball bat...naked
3 - all the australian accents are fake. theyre all talking like the crocodile hunter....and im 99% sure that the crocodile hunter laughs his fat arse off between takes
4 - the iraqi guy has funny eyes that dont quite match up. he freaks me out
5 - that little hobbit rock star dude needs to go back on heroin. all at once, preferably. in real life, also.
6 - that fat bastard needs to lose some weight. its just unrealistic.
and wtf is up with the polar bears???!?

thats all.

oh, and they need to hurry up and play the next episode, im having withdrawals

 

[Lestat]

new episode tomorrow bro

 

[GoldenDelicious]

new episode tomorrow bro

so what are you waiting for? break into the studio! PM IT TO ME DAMMIT

 

[chefbone]

It's a great show dude. Did you watch the first episode of this season? When Sara ( Jack's future wife ) was brought into the ER, she came in with another fella. His last name was Rutherford......That is Boone and Shannon's last name!!!
Did you notice that shit????

 

[Dial_tone]

5 - that little hobbit rock star dude needs to go back on heroin. all at once, preferably. in real life, also.

he's schtoinking the hot brunette in real life and I swear I know the fat guy from somewhere.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

he's schtoinking the hot brunette in real life and I swear I know the fat guy from somewhere.

NO!

...actually i dont care. she has a chipmunk face. if it was the blonde, well...ok i would spew, because that would just be unfair

and chefbone....who the hell notices that? really? y'all must be FEDs

and i know a guy who looks like tha fat guy. then he went on steroids. now hes just humungous. same hair, too

 

[Lestat]

are the chicks hot enough in this show to spank it to>?

 

[Y_lifter]

It pisses me off a bit the way they drag shit out week after week..

Just enough great stuff to keep you coming back each week..

much like a catholic girl.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

It pisses me off a bit the way they drag shit out week after week..

Just enough great stuff to keep you coming back each week..

much like a catholic girl.

thats the beauty of having it on DVD thats why my EF posts have been flaky....Lost is on in the background

lestat, there are a couple of nice looking girls on the show. the brunette has been contaminate with hobbit sperm, but the otehr one is alright

 

[slat1]

are the chicks hot enough in this show to spank it to>?

I spanked it to a Full House documentary yesterday. I bet that Kimme Gibler demands it in the ass!