Ok, 'fess up EF

[Bullit]

C'mon... at least ONE of you must beat their wife/gf.
Its basically a statistical certainty, especially when you factor in gear.

Fess up.. its a chat board, we cant tel who you really are.

 

[Code]

If by wife you mean weiner, yes.

About once or twice a week.

 

[bwood]

TTiN...

 

[mrjoker5150]

"I'll never hit a girl, but I'll shake the shit outta her."
--Chris Rock

 

[Tarheel]

No girl, so its not me.

 

[biteme]

C'mon... at least ONE of you must beat their wife/gf.
Its basically a statistical certainty, especially when you factor in gear.

Fess up.. its a chat board, we cant tel who you really are.

People that beat others up because they are bigger and stronger, need to be hogtied and severely beat. Physically violent people would not last long if I were in charge.

 

[WarriorPL]

I kicked my moms teeth in the other day... does that count?

 

[biteme]

I kicked my moms teeth in the other day... does that count?

You are a fed.

 

[sk*]

I'd never lay a hand on her.

-sk

 

[spongebob]

im actually alot calmer when on gear. the only thing i beat her with is my meatstick.

 

[WarriorPL]

You are a fed.

No.. but Darktooth was...

 

[Big Rick Rock]

We are on to you WizKid...... federali

 

[WarriorPL]

We are on to you WizKid...... federali

Hush...

we don't want EF Sam and GS on my case.. do we??

 

[presguy]

i dont think that anyone on here will admit to something like woman beating. its serious, its a violent cowardly crime.

 

[Devastation]

i've never hit my wife. she has given me a black eye though. i would guess woman have a higher propensity of abuse or aggression towards men then anyone would ever guess

 

[presguy]

a friend of mine emailed me a pic of a trailer park looking dude with a t-shirt that read............1,000,000 battered women, and im still eating mine plain. i thought that was pretty funny though.

 

[b fold the truth]

The first time Nefi pulled a large knife out of the kitchen cabinet...I was actually a little scared.

B True

 

[biteme]

i've never hit my wife. she has given me a black eye though. i would guess woman have a higher propensity of abuse or aggression towards men then anyone would ever guess

Many women are abusive because they can get away with it. Men are too emabarrassed to come forward about it. Those that hit, should be hit back, regardless of their size.

 

[TheProject]

C'mon... at least ONE of you must beat their wife/gf.
Its basically a statistical certainty, especially when you factor in gear.

Fess up.. its a chat board, we cant tel who you really are.

What the hell, man?!?

Jeez...

 

[Y_lifter]

My wife has 4 Brothers....
I would not live long

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'd like to punch my ex, does that count?

Actually I did push her while riding in the car once. This was after I found out she cheated on me and I was drunk on liquor at the time.

 

[WODIN]

The first time Nefi pulled a large knife out of the kitchen cabinet...I was actually a little scared.

B True

LOL! I get that way everytime my wife gets out a big knife.

 

[Mandinka2]

Many women are abusive because they can get away with it. Men are too emabarrassed to come forward about it. Those that hit, should be hit back, regardless of their size.

Trust me pal , ud get sent down for it , I've been hit and had a knife thrown at me by a gf , have been hit loads of times by women in only a short spell as a bouncer ... no way in hell is the law, your Mom or her friends gonna side with you. The only thing I will never abide is being kicked in the nuts (which women always seem to go for), u kick me between my legs , I'll kick u between ur legs... (apart from that I can't really be hurt badly so I'll just take it and try and hold on) one of my friends is a VERY long time Bouncer and wears a groin guard just from women trying this shit on.

 

[magman1]

what if you killed em and buried em, but the manner you did it in was painless? that count?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I'd like to punch my ex, does that count?

Actually I did push her while riding in the car once. This was after I found out she cheated on me and I was drunk on liquor at the time.

Sweet.....drunk driving and wife beating all at the same time. You're quite the multi-tasker.

 

[beastboy]

My wife pinches.

 

[TheProject]

Sweet.....drunk driving and wife beating all at the same time. You're quite the multi-tasker.

Well, he is from Tennessee.

 

[Y_lifter]

I also hate me being ticklish and her not..

 

[beastboy]

I also hate me being ticklish and her not..

We're the opposite...that is how I torture her.....either that or make her have sex with me.

 

[Seashell]

My wife pinches.

LOLOL

 

[beastboy]

LOLOL

You packed for the cruise?

 

[Y_lifter]

We're the opposite...that is how I torture her.....either that or make her have sex with me.

So, You made it in ?

 

[beastboy]

So, You made it in ?

Nope...when you are hung like Johnny Wad it can be a problem.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

It never crosses my mind to hit my wife.

 

[WODIN]

Nope...when you are hung like Johnny Wad it can be a problem.

Yes but were talking about you here. So any luck?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well, he is from Tennessee.

Hey now! Let's leave the 'making fun of from TN' part for Phatchik.

Sweet.....drunk driving and wife beating all at the same time. You're quite the multi-tasker.

Actually, SHE was driving. She pulled over and was all in my face screaming, so I shoved her away. (perhaps a little too hard), but it didn't even phase her.
Guess it's kinda hard to hurt Satan with just a quick shove into the door.

However, I did have my pants unzipped and was playing with my penis at the same time, so you can still call me Mr. Multitasker.

 

[TheProject]

Hey now! Let's leave the 'making fun of from TN' part for Phatchik.

LOL...I'm sure she'll wander over and see it sooner or later.

 

[Y_lifter]

Am I the only Hetro Male that thinks this whole Anal thing is Over rated?

 

[beastboy]

Am I the only Hetro Male that thinks this whole Anal thing is Over rated?

Have you hit it?

 

[WODIN]

Am I the only Hetro Male that thinks this whole Anal thing is Over rated?

That's because you're on the receiving end.

 

[tuc biscuit]

That's because you're on the receiving end.

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Have you hit it?

Not since my early 20's... Young Women that didn't know better I guess.

Not with my wife..
I got the "LOOK" that says it all the 2 times I mentioned it..

The only receiving I've gotten was from my Dr. during my last Physical from Mr gloved index finger..

Ewww

 

[Taps]

Someday I hope to have a wife to beat.

 

[PHATchik]

Someday I hope to have a wife to beat.

You'll die a bachelor. I'm sure of this.

 

[Y_lifter]

Someday I hope to have a wife to beat.

Don't give up..

They're still out there..

 

[PCxPete]

my mum punched me in the face once

that was right outta left field and i was laughing so hard cause it was just so random. it hurt like hell but!

 

[Bullit]

That's because you're on the receiving end.

Owned.

LOL

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by ColonCowboy
Owned.
LOL

And then I woke up and realized with relief that I wasn't you..

 

[b fold the truth]

LOL! I get that way everytime my wife gets out a big knife.

She used to joke with me that if she ever caught me with another woman that she would cut me up into little pieces, put me in a black trash bag(s) and bury me in the fields behind her apartment complex in several different places.

I'd laugh...till I realized that she wasn't.

That 'immunity' thing really kept me on my toes too...lol.

B True

 

[Bullit]

And then I woke up and realized with relief that I wasn't you..

Sorry Y, too little too late.

You = owned by woodie.