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The Shadow
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spongebob said:
Yeah. What he said.
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Julez
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Strongchick.
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The Shadow
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Julez said:
Bastard!!
Plifter.
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BO-CEPHUS
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Slice of Peach2
freak daddy
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Man Corholio, I think you are really cool guy. Even though you wore Toughskins and Jordache when we were kids, man I never held that against you. LOL, you remember the time you brought your Barbie collection and you even brought the pink corvette to show and tell in 8th grade? Man everyone laughed their asses off at you Corn. I had to kick half of the classes ass just so they would quit calling you Ken. You cried for days over that one. I really started to worry when in 10th grade you tried out for majorettes. You and your baton with the sparkly fringe. You really thought you were something Corn. I realized then you were'nt like us other guys but I still did'nt even hold that against you. I thought it was great you were the first guy majorette in the whole world. Still to this day you are the only one. I know your proud. Remember when your Dad caught you wearing your sisters panties and dancing to Olivia Newton John that day you skipped school. Man he kicked your ass good! The worst part was when he magic markered SISSY-FAG on your forehead. Damn you could'nt cover that shit up. It was a month before that wore off.
People still laugh about that! I half to admit, it was pretty funny.
People still laugh about that! I half to admit, it was pretty funny.
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The Shadow
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freak daddy said:
FD - take your socks which you use as frequently use as wankmops during the droughts of toesucking sessions and go back to renting out your ass as a pincushion.
HappyScrappy
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doo doo poopyface gaga head.
top that assweasel
top that assweasel
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The Shadow
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HappyScrappy said:
Doody smoker
HappyScrappy
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Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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The Shadow
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HappyScrappy said:
Yo mama so nasty she got to put ice down her panties every 20 minutes to keep the crabs fresh.
HappyScrappy
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Cornholio said:
rats. you meant rats - the crabs were cleared up in the mid nineties with that raging case of syphalis you gave her. now she has rodents - much like your sister.
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HighIntensity
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Your mother's so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
Your mom's so nasty, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Your mother's so atrocious, her American Express card left home without her.
That nasty slut you call "momma" is so fat, when I tried to drive around her I had to stop two times for gas.
Your momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Your mother's so fucking ugly, your dad has to take her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mother's such a fat tub of lard, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Your mother's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Your bitchass mother is so fucking fat, even the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Your mom's so nasty, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Your mother's so atrocious, her American Express card left home without her.
That nasty slut you call "momma" is so fat, when I tried to drive around her I had to stop two times for gas.
Your momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Your mother's so fucking ugly, your dad has to take her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mother's such a fat tub of lard, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Your mother's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Your bitchass mother is so fucking fat, even the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Longhorn85
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Cornholio said:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
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The Shadow
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HappyScrappy said:
That's good, cuz the last time I checked, yo mama's case of crabs had gotten so bad that they had applied for their own ssn and voting rights...
I plead nolo on the charge of syphilis as she had gotten me drunk with the aroma from her L'eau de doo-da-day perfume and the scented candles she had down there...
HappyScrappy
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Cornholio said:
that and one half full can of warm Bud Light you big sissy
Longhorn85
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Binky please tell us a little about what is going on in your avatar pic
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The Shadow
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Binky said:
This is off-topic - pole smoker.
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The Shadow
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Binky said:
Thank you, Anal Conquistador
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The Shadow
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WODIN said:
...and believe me, WODIN has seen a LOT of chocolate starfish in his career...
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The Shadow
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Binky said:
Ass Goblin.
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The Shadow
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WODIN said:
WODIN my nigga - you couldn't find your way to a good flame with a map, a compass, the North Star, a lo-jack, a flashlight and an Indian guide leading you by the hand.
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The Shadow
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Binky said:
Log jammer.
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The Shadow
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Binky said:
Fudge Packer.
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The Shadow
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Binky said:
Fuck that!!
You win.
