Oh Yea Baby......

[Mudvayne]

Here it is.....

wk1----- Feeling good, started blowing up today. I'm getting nosebleeds and headaches, but thats normal. I'm not too sure about the blood in my piss, but that'll stop.

Wk2---- Gee, my strength is way up, I've gained 20 lbs already. I haven't slept in a couple of days because my heart rate is at 130 constantly, but thats okay because my pro friend said its normal. I spend a lot of time curled up in a bal on the floor holding my nuts becuase of the pain in my prostate, but thats okay, it will pass.

Wk3----- My hair fell out in the shower today, thats okay though, I look pretty cool bald. I'm getting some pretty serious zits, but its okay, because it makes me look like I have facial hair. I went to my doctor and got a cathader up my dick, that was fun. I threw away all my porn because my tits are already at a B cup and I can just play with myself. I shit myself twice this week because I can't control my colon, but thats okay because my pro friend said so.

Wk4----- I went for my first kidney dialysys today, it hurt, but my pro friend said its normal. I raped my cat on Monday. Tuesday I tried to beat up some fucking girlscouts that came to my door, but got my ass kicked because I'm a pussy even at my current weight of 260 lbs. The little nuts I did have are gone now, but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year now, and thats normal. My little dick doesn't really work much anymore, but it will come back because of my superior "precautionary measures"

Wk5----- Well, my dick fell off today, but thats okay because my pro friend said so. I'm up to 375lbs now, but for some reason I'm actually weaker. My titties are a C cup now and I have bought many sexy bras. My skin and eyes turned yellow yesterday and I feel funny when I pee(still bloody of course), but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year and I know what I'm doing.

Wk6----- Well I lost 85 pounds this week, but thats okay because my pro friend said it'll come back, and as you know I have precautionary measures. I cried for four days straight this week and tried to kill myself twice, but I'm not bright enough to actually do it. I bit my tongue off wednesday because I was twitching so much from all the damage I've done to my nervous system. I actually shit out my prostate Thursday, but thats okay because it will come back after my precautionary measures.

....hold on, I have to go change my colostomy bag.....

Wk7----- I guess I'm in my cutting phase because I weigh 143 lbs now, but with my bald head, acne, and D cups, I think I look pretty good. My pro friend (did I tell you guys that I have a pro friend?) said I'm looking great and I can compeet......compiet.....compeat....compete soon....sorry my eyesight is starting to fade. My acne is better because I have so much that my whole body is covered and it looks like I just have a big sunburn.

Wk8------ Well, I tried to poison myself today but I have no liver anymore, so the poison actually went straight through me, hmmm.
I know the entire hospital staff very well now since I am making daily trips to the emergency room. I was arrested Monday for trying to rape a police horse, but I was only in for four days, and I got to have anal sex with five different guys. What kind of punishment is that? Last night I decided to increase my a-bombs to 8 a day and wow do I feel good. See, I'm a lean mean 123 lb fighting machine and I told all you pussies that I was right!!

Wk9----- I'm dead now because I am a fucking retard

I think I just pissed on myself from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!

 

[falken]

hi

is it that healthy to gain 50lbs in a short term of time?

why not dived it into 1-3 cycles ?

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Re: hi

is it that healthy to gain 50lbs in a short term of time?

Absolutely not.His cholesterol/tryglyceride count will be off the map,outside of ever other vital organ function.

[/i]why not dived it into 1-3 cycles ?

Because he is a complete moron.

 

[GaryWary]

Every now and again the MODS and regulars get bored and pissed of with the minions and so they post threads under various pseudonyms in order to get everyone worked up. This has to be one such thread. If not, fuck me what a stupid bastard.

 

[haxedout]

Here we go, I have been researching this board for about a year I just now registered to get some opinions on my first cycle. by the way it took me that long to get all my gear in. this is what it looks like
weeks 1-8
4-a-bombs/day
1gram test en./wk
100mg winny/day
500mg deca/wk
25mg dbol/day
500mg/eq wk
75mg/ fina/day
1mg of armidex/day
25mcg's of t3 to help with fat and protein synthesis
I also have ru-486 on hand for the abombs

weeks 8-12
600mg primo/wk
50mg oxandrolone/day
150mg winny/day
1mg arimidex/day

then I will start my clomid therapy. I am going to continue for three months after clomid with .25 arimidex/day. I am 20 right now and am six foot one and 200lbs. i am looking to get to 250lbs. and ripped. this is going to be my only cycle i am going to do. I know this looks bad since this is my first post but i already researched and decided on this approach to get there and stay there. I have all the protection for liver and kidney. I am going to give my results weekly.

u joking? ur gonna die..lol

 

[haxedout]

Here it is.....

wk1----- Feeling good, started blowing up today. I'm getting nosebleeds and headaches, but thats normal. I'm not too sure about the blood in my piss, but that'll stop.

Wk2---- Gee, my strength is way up, I've gained 20 lbs already. I haven't slept in a couple of days because my heart rate is at 130 constantly, but thats okay because my pro friend said its normal. I spend a lot of time curled up in a bal on the floor holding my nuts becuase of the pain in my prostate, but thats okay, it will pass.

Wk3----- My hair fell out in the shower today, thats okay though, I look pretty cool bald. I'm getting some pretty serious zits, but its okay, because it makes me look like I have facial hair. I went to my doctor and got a cathader up my dick, that was fun. I threw away all my porn because my tits are already at a B cup and I can just play with myself. I shit myself twice this week because I can't control my colon, but thats okay because my pro friend said so.

Wk4----- I went for my first kidney dialysys today, it hurt, but my pro friend said its normal. I raped my cat on Monday. Tuesday I tried to beat up some fucking girlscouts that came to my door, but got my ass kicked because I'm a pussy even at my current weight of 260 lbs. The little nuts I did have are gone now, but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year now, and thats normal. My little dick doesn't really work much anymore, but it will come back because of my superior "precautionary measures"

Wk5----- Well, my dick fell off today, but thats okay because my pro friend said so. I'm up to 375lbs now, but for some reason I'm actually weaker. My titties are a C cup now and I have bought many sexy bras. My skin and eyes turned yellow yesterday and I feel funny when I pee(still bloody of course), but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year and I know what I'm doing.

Wk6----- Well I lost 85 pounds this week, but thats okay because my pro friend said it'll come back, and as you know I have precautionary measures. I cried for four days straight this week and tried to kill myself twice, but I'm not bright enough to actually do it. I bit my tongue off wednesday because I was twitching so much from all the damage I've done to my nervous system. I actually shit out my prostate Thursday, but thats okay because it will come back after my precautionary measures.

....hold on, I have to go change my colostomy bag.....

Wk7----- I guess I'm in my cutting phase because I weigh 143 lbs now, but with my bald head, acne, and D cups, I think I look pretty good. My pro friend (did I tell you guys that I have a pro friend?) said I'm looking great and I can compeet......compiet.....compeat....compete soon....sorry my eyesight is starting to fade. My acne is better because I have so much that my whole body is covered and it looks like I just have a big sunburn.

Wk8------ Well, I tried to poison myself today but I have no liver anymore, so the poison actually went straight through me, hmmm.
I know the entire hospital staff very well now since I am making daily trips to the emergency room. I was arrested Monday for trying to rape a police horse, but I was only in for four days, and I got to have anal sex with five different guys. What kind of punishment is that? Last night I decided to increase my a-bombs to 8 a day and wow do I feel good. See, I'm a lean mean 123 lb fighting machine and I told all you pussies that I was right!!

Wk9----- I'm dead now because I am a fucking retard

hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaa damn..lol

 

[haxedout]

please tell us who the fuck this "pro friend" is.......? this "pro" will be dead soon as well....dumbass...

 

[Creole]

Ok,
Every body has had their turn with this guy, but you appparently scared his ass off. I would love to get daily updates from him - I mean, this shit has to be the in the "so hardcore it is stupid catigory" but why kill the chicken when we can get eggs every day. I for one would love to be able to laugh at his stupidity on a regular basis, rather than only this once. Johnnyreb - come back, they were only kidding, we would all love to get the updates on your psycho cycle- I could use a good laugh.
(BTW- I concur with your whole Natural Selection comment)
C.

 

[JohnnyReb]

Wow, I haven't been online all day and a buddy at the gym said you guys were ripping me on here and i better reply. I just have to say that you guys are really underestimating the human body, I feel fine. bp is up a little, heart rate is normal, just killed legs. Have you guys ever seen a Muntzer cycle. HELLO, he took like 586 dbols in a week on top of everything else. He did this for years before he internally bled to death. and that was from cytraden. I have been around this board since it came up. I jumped from the rock over to elite when it shut down. and about me insulting precious huck. first, i didn't insult anybody I questioned his physique due to his cycles and what not. Second quadsweep, pop his titty out yo mouth. give me a break. If i did insult someone I would do it like this, jc21 and genarr are pricks and I would kick their ass. that is an insult. you guys are the ones insulting me. I was giving you imput of a cycle that a pro does that I am doing now. I guess you guys are a bunch of pussy's. Maybe, that is why you will destroy your body over the long run and do more damage then what I am doing. remember that i am having weekly blood test done, and if it gets to bad I would drop some stuff. I guess you guys have problems reading and all that.

 

[gtaman]

I was on the Olympic ski jumping team, and I didn't want to get addicted to jumping, so unlike those other pussies who worked up to the big platform and then practiced jumping again and again, I figured I would conquer my fear and learn to fly by just jumping off a really high cliff. I died, though.

I also didn't like the way some of my buddies would drink two or three beers and have a good laugh and call it a night. I saw how they were getting addicted, so I vowed this would never happen to me. I just drank an 80 oz. bottle of grain alcohol just to have one really big laugh, and I will never do alcohol again. Don't worry though, I am going to have my blood monitored hourly. Since I am already dead, what does it matter?