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enrage
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that freakin cycle is insane. and i thought my 1st little cycle that i've planned out was going to be too much.
By the way, how in the hell did you manage to save up that much dough to buy all that gear?
Thaibox said:
Here it is.....
wk1----- Feeling good, started blowing up today. I'm getting nosebleeds and headaches, but thats normal. I'm not too sure about the blood in my piss, but that'll stop.
Wk2---- Gee, my strength is way up, I've gained 20 lbs already. I haven't slept in a couple of days because my heart rate is at 130 constantly, but thats okay because my pro friend said its normal. I spend a lot of time curled up in a bal on the floor holding my nuts becuase of the pain in my prostate, but thats okay, it will pass.
Wk3----- My hair fell out in the shower today, thats okay though, I look pretty cool bald. I'm getting some pretty serious zits, but its okay, because it makes me look like I have facial hair. I went to my doctor and got a cathader up my dick, that was fun. I threw away all my porn because my tits are already at a B cup and I can just play with myself. I shit myself twice this week because I can't control my colon, but thats okay because my pro friend said so.
Wk4----- I went for my first kidney dialysys today, it hurt, but my pro friend said its normal. I raped my cat on Monday. Tuesday I tried to beat up some fucking girlscouts that came to my door, but got my ass kicked because I'm a pussy even at my current weight of 260 lbs. The little nuts I did have are gone now, but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year now, and thats normal. My little dick doesn't really work much anymore, but it will come back because of my superior "precautionary measures"
Wk5----- Well, my dick fell off today, but thats okay because my pro friend said so. I'm up to 375lbs now, but for some reason I'm actually weaker. My titties are a C cup now and I have bought many sexy bras. My skin and eyes turned yellow yesterday and I feel funny when I pee(still bloody of course), but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year and I know what I'm doing.
Wk6----- Well I lost 85 pounds this week, but thats okay because my pro friend said it'll come back, and as you know I have precautionary measures. I cried for four days straight this week and tried to kill myself twice, but I'm not bright enough to actually do it. I bit my tongue off wednesday because I was twitching so much from all the damage I've done to my nervous system. I actually shit out my prostate Thursday, but thats okay because it will come back after my precautionary measures.
....hold on, I have to go change my colostomy bag.....
Wk7----- I guess I'm in my cutting phase because I weigh 143 lbs now, but with my bald head, acne, and D cups, I think I look pretty good. My pro friend (did I tell you guys that I have a pro friend?) said I'm looking great and I can compeet......compiet.....compeat....compete soon....sorry my eyesight is starting to fade. My acne is better because I have so much that my whole body is covered and it looks like I just have a big sunburn.
Wk8------ Well, I tried to poison myself today but I have no liver anymore, so the poison actually went straight through me, hmmm.
I know the entire hospital staff very well now since I am making daily trips to the emergency room. I was arrested Monday for trying to rape a police horse, but I was only in for four days, and I got to have anal sex with five different guys. What kind of punishment is that? Last night I decided to increase my a-bombs to 8 a day and wow do I feel good. See, I'm a lean mean 123 lb fighting machine and I told all you pussies that I was right!!
Wk9----- I'm dead now because I am a fucking retard
mightymousecanada
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God I am a newbie and I would never do anything this crazy. I did my research and I know there is way too many side effects running on even a tenth of that cycle. From one newbie to another, I do not have a death wish just to want to look good. If your "Friend" is indeed a "true friend" he would have advised totally against this. I am not going to flame either of you but I know for my personal interest no way in hell would I do something like this ever.
God just the amounts that you have included will make in the very least a walking human pin cushion.
I know that some of the injections I do I get soreness from, I am taking sust so I know how my leg feel after only a 2ml injection so I can't imagine how you are going to feel after 1gram. Ouch you won't even be able to walk into the gym. Got you will ooze out gear. Ok that is an exageration but hey it is just to make a point.
Hey I am all for looking and feeling like superman sometimes and gear gives you that effect at times, but man I want to live to see these results in one piece. I have worked in the medical field and seeing your organs after assisting the coroner during your autopsy would be one for the record books. Medical students could study your pickled remains for years. I don't even know if a microtome would be able to cut some of those organs to prepare slides for analysis in the histology department. But you are right, to each their own. If you have done your homework I guess you know all the risks involved. I personally would not want to be you, after all you are in your early twenties and you are going to be paying for "One and only Cyle" for the rest of your life. What we are trying to do is not to discourage you from ever taking gear but to use some logic and good reasonning. Right now the "Pros" and "Cons" list is way too imbalanced. If you do indeed have this doctor friend in your pocket as well, maybe you should shit down with him to explain the medical facts of taking this much.
How many special favors did you really have to do to get all this gear? You have enough gear that would be in the price range of mortgage on a house.
From one newbie to another, please bud, don't make all of us newbies first off look like idiots, and second don't make all of us who take gear in a prudent and rational manner, get a bad name or even have the label affixed to us of "IDIOTS"
Good luck to but here is hoping you come to your sense and dowsize this whole cycle big time.
God just the amounts that you have included will make in the very least a walking human pin cushion.
I know that some of the injections I do I get soreness from, I am taking sust so I know how my leg feel after only a 2ml injection so I can't imagine how you are going to feel after 1gram. Ouch you won't even be able to walk into the gym. Got you will ooze out gear. Ok that is an exageration but hey it is just to make a point.
Hey I am all for looking and feeling like superman sometimes and gear gives you that effect at times, but man I want to live to see these results in one piece. I have worked in the medical field and seeing your organs after assisting the coroner during your autopsy would be one for the record books. Medical students could study your pickled remains for years. I don't even know if a microtome would be able to cut some of those organs to prepare slides for analysis in the histology department. But you are right, to each their own. If you have done your homework I guess you know all the risks involved. I personally would not want to be you, after all you are in your early twenties and you are going to be paying for "One and only Cyle" for the rest of your life. What we are trying to do is not to discourage you from ever taking gear but to use some logic and good reasonning. Right now the "Pros" and "Cons" list is way too imbalanced. If you do indeed have this doctor friend in your pocket as well, maybe you should shit down with him to explain the medical facts of taking this much.
How many special favors did you really have to do to get all this gear? You have enough gear that would be in the price range of mortgage on a house.
From one newbie to another, please bud, don't make all of us newbies first off look like idiots, and second don't make all of us who take gear in a prudent and rational manner, get a bad name or even have the label affixed to us of "IDIOTS"
Good luck to but here is hoping you come to your sense and dowsize this whole cycle big time.
I like it. Looks like a kick ass cyce but if you truly want to go all out you shold throw some halo's in their for the last 4 weeks at 50mgs ed to help harden up your gains. Also you should add insulin, PGF2, IGF-1(r-3)long, and some dnp at 1000mgs ed post cycle to prevent fat gains. I thik syntherol ed (as much as you can handle) in the bi's and calves would be another option. Remeber their is no such thing as too big of bi's or calves.
GearedChupaCabra
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I believe that we did our job here fellas...abviouslly this guy doesnt want to listen...good luck, keep us posted.
Bar Room Hero
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Yeah, I'd say we need to stop posting on this thread. I would have to guess that this is just someone fucking around. There's no way he could be serious.
Thaibox said:I just read your profile. Dude, I try not to flame too much, but jesus christ "I'm a bad motherfucker" and "kickin' your ass"? You're a prick. The pro that you look up to so much is NYCboy isn't it?
Yeah I checked out his assinine profile to except I misread and thought it said "licking your ass" That is why I stopped posting on this thread!
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