Oh Yea Baby......

[GameBreaker]

hahaha i wouldn't normally evet say this...but i hope yourget fucked up...you say you've researched for a year? with 9 posts? thats a lot of unasked questions you shoulda asked...hahahah, good luck, invite me the funeral

 

[Frackal]

hardcore4evr,
your probaly right these guys on here have all placed second in your first pro show at the masters olympia when he should have gotten first. he was robbed by a "name" if you stick around you will learn these guys aren't as knowledgable as you think. look at how long huck has been around. all the cycles he should be 250lbs. lean right. he ain't that right there is saying he isn't doing everything he should be if he is as dedicated as he is to this board. that wasn't a flame just a realization of the issue.

I know you just didn't rip on huck...no matter. You're the expert here right?....on your first cycle.

 

[Thaibox]

I wanted to keep people posted of my results. that way people could see what a cycle like this could do.

Here it is.....

wk1----- Feeling good, started blowing up today. I'm getting nosebleeds and headaches, but thats normal. I'm not too sure about the blood in my piss, but that'll stop.

Wk2---- Gee, my strength is way up, I've gained 20 lbs already. I haven't slept in a couple of days because my heart rate is at 130 constantly, but thats okay because my pro friend said its normal. I spend a lot of time curled up in a bal on the floor holding my nuts becuase of the pain in my prostate, but thats okay, it will pass.

Wk3----- My hair fell out in the shower today, thats okay though, I look pretty cool bald. I'm getting some pretty serious zits, but its okay, because it makes me look like I have facial hair. I went to my doctor and got a cathader up my dick, that was fun. I threw away all my porn because my tits are already at a B cup and I can just play with myself. I shit myself twice this week because I can't control my colon, but thats okay because my pro friend said so.

Wk4----- I went for my first kidney dialysys today, it hurt, but my pro friend said its normal. I raped my cat on Monday. Tuesday I tried to beat up some fucking girlscouts that came to my door, but got my ass kicked because I'm a pussy even at my current weight of 260 lbs. The little nuts I did have are gone now, but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year now, and thats normal. My little dick doesn't really work much anymore, but it will come back because of my superior "precautionary measures"

Wk5----- Well, my dick fell off today, but thats okay because my pro friend said so. I'm up to 375lbs now, but for some reason I'm actually weaker. My titties are a C cup now and I have bought many sexy bras. My skin and eyes turned yellow yesterday and I feel funny when I pee(still bloody of course), but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year and I know what I'm doing.

Wk6----- Well I lost 85 pounds this week, but thats okay because my pro friend said it'll come back, and as you know I have precautionary measures. I cried for four days straight this week and tried to kill myself twice, but I'm not bright enough to actually do it. I bit my tongue off wednesday because I was twitching so much from all the damage I've done to my nervous system. I actually shit out my prostate Thursday, but thats okay because it will come back after my precautionary measures.

....hold on, I have to go change my colostomy bag.....

Wk7----- I guess I'm in my cutting phase because I weigh 143 lbs now, but with my bald head, acne, and D cups, I think I look pretty good. My pro friend (did I tell you guys that I have a pro friend?) said I'm looking great and I can compeet......compiet.....compeat....compete soon....sorry my eyesight is starting to fade. My acne is better because I have so much that my whole body is covered and it looks like I just have a big sunburn.

Wk8------ Well, I tried to poison myself today but I have no liver anymore, so the poison actually went straight through me, hmmm.
I know the entire hospital staff very well now since I am making daily trips to the emergency room. I was arrested Monday for trying to rape a police horse, but I was only in for four days, and I got to have anal sex with five different guys. What kind of punishment is that? Last night I decided to increase my a-bombs to 8 a day and wow do I feel good. See, I'm a lean mean 123 lb fighting machine and I told all you pussies that I was right!!

Wk9----- I'm dead now because I am a fucking retard

 

[Frackal]

Excellent! You left out the part about him sucking cock on hollywood blvd to buy more clomid for his super-post-cycle-precautionary-cocktail...shit man, you taking clomid post that cycle is like someone taking an aspirin to help with the pain of a newly dismembered leg.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Excellent! You left out the part about him sucking cock on hollywood blvd to buy more clomid for his super-post-cycle-precautionary-cocktail...shit man, you taking clomid post that cycle is like someone taking an aspirin to help with the pain of a newly dismembered leg.

LMAO!!!You guys f*ckin' slay me.....

 

[Thaibox]

I just read your profile. Dude, I try not to flame too much, but jesus christ "I'm a bad motherfucker" and "kickin' your ass"? You're a prick. The pro that you look up to so much is NYCboy isn't it?

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Here it is.....

wk1----- Feeling good, started blowing up today. I'm getting nosebleeds and headaches, but thats normal. I'm not too sure about the blood in my piss, but that'll stop.

Wk2---- Gee, my strength is way up, I've gained 20 lbs already. I haven't slept in a couple of days because my heart rate is at 130 constantly, but thats okay because my pro friend said its normal. I spend a lot of time curled up in a bal on the floor holding my nuts becuase of the pain in my prostate, but thats okay, it will pass.

Wk3----- My hair fell out in the shower today, thats okay though, I look pretty cool bald. I'm getting some pretty serious zits, but its okay, because it makes me look like I have facial hair. I went to my doctor and got a cathader up my dick, that was fun. I threw away all my porn because my tits are already at a B cup and I can just play with myself. I shit myself twice this week because I can't control my colon, but thats okay because my pro friend said so.

Wk4----- I went for my first kidney dialysys today, it hurt, but my pro friend said its normal. I raped my cat on Monday. Tuesday I tried to beat up some fucking girlscouts that came to my door, but got my ass kicked because I'm a pussy even at my current weight of 260 lbs. The little nuts I did have are gone now, but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year now, and thats normal. My little dick doesn't really work much anymore, but it will come back because of my superior "precautionary measures"

Wk5----- Well, my dick fell off today, but thats okay because my pro friend said so. I'm up to 375lbs now, but for some reason I'm actually weaker. My titties are a C cup now and I have bought many sexy bras. My skin and eyes turned yellow yesterday and I feel funny when I pee(still bloody of course), but thats okay because I've been around these boards for a year and I know what I'm doing.

Wk6----- Well I lost 85 pounds this week, but thats okay because my pro friend said it'll come back, and as you know I have precautionary measures. I cried for four days straight this week and tried to kill myself twice, but I'm not bright enough to actually do it. I bit my tongue off wednesday because I was twitching so much from all the damage I've done to my nervous system. I actually shit out my prostate Thursday, but thats okay because it will come back after my precautionary measures.

....hold on, I have to go change my colostomy bag.....

Wk7----- I guess I'm in my cutting phase because I weigh 143 lbs now, but with my bald head, acne, and D cups, I think I look pretty good. My pro friend (did I tell you guys that I have a pro friend?) said I'm looking great and I can compeet......compiet.....compeat....compete soon....sorry my eyesight is starting to fade. My acne is better because I have so much that my whole body is covered and it looks like I just have a big sunburn.

Wk8------ Well, I tried to poison myself today but I have no liver anymore, so the poison actually went straight through me, hmmm.
I know the entire hospital staff very well now since I am making daily trips to the emergency room. I was arrested Monday for trying to rape a police horse, but I was only in for four days, and I got to have anal sex with five different guys. What kind of punishment is that? Last night I decided to increase my a-bombs to 8 a day and wow do I feel good. See, I'm a lean mean 123 lb fighting machine and I told all you pussies that I was right!!

Wk9----- I'm dead now because I am a fucking retard

This very well may be the funniest f*cking post I have ever read on this board.By the time I got half way down,I couldn't see through the tears of laughter.Karma to you!

 

[Mad_maxx18]

There is no such thing as a one & "only" cycle, your either a steroid user or your not a steroid user, simple as that.
you may also want to include HCG & remeron post cycle also.

 

[Slyder190]

Thaibox...

LMAO LMAO LMAO SOME MORE.......PWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......OH SHIT.....OKAY OKAY........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Slyder190]

oh yeah...

Hey Johnny...R.I.P. Listen you should seriously make out a will....can I get the gear you have left over when you die...or is that going to your good pro bodybuilder friend? Either way, there's more than enought for two people.