Oh what a night.

[biteme]

My friend gets out of his vehicle and walks up to this guy who he thinks is the valet parker. The guy says, "Do I look like a valet parker?" He's all offended and is yelling at my friend. I say to the guy, "He saw the emblem on your shirt and assumed that you were the valet parker, no big deal." The guy says, "Is Byron Nelson a valet parker?" I say, "I'm sorry, I don't play golf." He says, "No shit, you lift weights or your gay, you look gay" I said, "Why don't you shut your mouth asshole?" He says, "I think you better take a hike the other way." I'm about to start laughing. I could beat the shit out this guy with one hand. I say, "I'm not afraid of you so I'll just stand right here." This is the kind of shit that happens to me nearly every time that I go out.

 

[Bullit]

ok..and THEN????

He walk away or what? Finish the story.

 

[PatsFan34]

Yeah, this story is boring!!!

 

[flex123]

yeah wtf???? So did you two hit it off and have some rough man to man sex in your car?

 

[biteme]

Give me a break. It was past 4 am when I wrote this. The guy and his friend walked off. He may have been drunk, but he would have been an idiot to start any shit. There were cops around, which is probably why he was mouthing.

 

[PatsFan34]

This story is only C- material!!!

You better get your grades up!!!

 

[biteme]

This story is only C- material!!!

You better get your grades up!!!

Yeah, it does suck. I can't say that I cussed the guy out or showed him up, scared him, or whatever, that's not my style. I usually try to ignore idiots. The point of the story is, that I can't go out these days without nearly getting into some shit because people are so fucking stupid these days. Last time I went out some drunk dickhead ran into my friend and then headed for me. I threw my shoulder into him and watched him bounce off.

 

[PatsFan34]

I was waiting for, "So when he didn't shut his mouth I pinned him against the wall and head butted him in the grill and busted his nose open, then picked him up over my head and body slammed his punk ass to the pavement, shattering many ribs and vertebrae"!!!

Oh well, it's the thought that counts!!!

 

[white boy]

I was in the same situation a while back, so just I picked the guy up by both arms and dangled him over the side of the foundation (high foundation 3' or so) so his feet are just dangling and he's trying to get some traction but there is no solid ground, both his buddies start lol saying "hey he's holding you just like a rag doll" while the guy is crying out "knock it off," "let me go" there were a couple of other people around that seen what was going on and lol to

 

[big_bad_buff]

This is bull shit, make something up. i want to hear that he swung at you with a big rambo knife and cut your gyno inflicted nipple off. Then you pulled him out of his car and killed him with your keychain or something.

 

[casavant]

Oh, what a night, late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember what a night!

Oh, what a night!
You know I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night!

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh, what a night!
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night!

I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Spinnin' my head around and taking my body under

Oh, what a night!

Why'd it take so long to see the light?
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night!

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh, what a night!
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night!

I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Spinnin' my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night!

 

[biteme]

Oh, what a night, late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember what a night!

Oh, what a night!
You know I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night!

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh, what a night!
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night!

I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Spinnin' my head around and taking my body under

Oh, what a night!

Why'd it take so long to see the light?
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night!

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh, what a night!
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night!

I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Spinnin' my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night!

Funny. I was thinking the same thing when I posted that title. Love that song.

 

[casavant]

Funny. I was thinking the same thing when I posted that title. Love that song.

First thing I thought of too. I thought it might be a lyric thread before I opened it, actually.


Sounds like some shitty shit to have to deal with when you're trying to have an enjoyable night on the town. I hate little mouthy bastards like that. You just wanna grab them by the neck with one hand and bitch slap them with the other until their skin splits.

 

[velvett]

Be thankful you're not telling a story of how some guy went up to your date and asked,"Hey how much for thr night?" while you were in the men's room.



Now THAT would be all F**ked up.

 

[biteme]

Be thankful you're not telling a story of how some guy went up to your date and asked,"Hey how much for thr night?" while you were in the men's room.



Now THAT would be all F**ked up.

LOL. Can't say that has ever happened.

 

[casavant]

Be thankful you're not telling a story of how some guy went up to your date and asked,"Hey how much for thr night?" while you were in the men's room.



Now THAT would be all F**ked up.

I said that to a chick on Bourbon Street who was talking to some guys just to be an insulting prick. Don't ask me why. Thankfully, I don't think anyone heard. Right after I said that, I caught myself and looked at my little brother and said, "I'm just about at 'that point', aren't I?" I had told him to let me know when I was getting too shitty and acting like an ass to people.

"Yeah, I think you are."

"I think I am too. Time to start drinking water."

LOL... at least I recognized the demon coming out and nipped him in the bud.

 

[Bullit]

The guy and his friend walked off.

Now thats a little anti-climactic.

 

[white boy]

lol at velvet.
some guy: "how much for your girl"
velvet's boyfriend: "wtf, do I look like a pimp to you"
some guy: "well you are wearing that funky shirt"

you get that alot velvet? lol

 

[velvett]

lol at velvet.
some guy: "how much for your girl"
velvet's boyfriend: "wtf, do I look like a pimp to you"
some guy: "well you are wearing that funky shirt"

you get that alot velvet? lol

No.

Actually it's wealthy lesbians than are after my ass.


*shrug*

 

[The Shadow]

I thought I might be a lesbian...I never knew I was rich

 

[white boy]

No.

Actually it's wealthy lesbians than are after my ass.


*shrug*

I love lesbians

 

[boss]

wow bro you are just one of those crazy guys, maybe we could hangout and you can show me how to do that.........lol