Oh Shit - Random Drug Test

[nandroloner]

I just had to go down and take a random drug test at work. I know the answer is that employers "Usually" don't check for AS. I hope mine doesn't. I'm taking winny and test.

Give me some encouragement here....

 

[lincoln]

Unless they are looking for roids they usually won't test for them.

Who needs a job anyway????????????????

 

[CYCLEON]

I have never, ever heard of any workplace testing for roids - do you know how expensive roid testing is???? cocaine and weed, etc is relatively easy just buy a strip kit at the Rx but juice??? difficult.

 

[nandroloner]

I know it's difficult and expensive. Here's the thing. I'm going from contract to permanent here and I just had some stuff done last week for the physical they require you to take for employment. Included in that was a urine and blood sample that they said was for liver function test, cholesterol levels, red/white cell count, etc. Now, just a few days later, I get called in for a random drug screen. I acted puzzled and they said they have no control over it, that the computer picks names for the random test once/month. What has me worried is that maybe something showed up on the liver screen or blood test that raised a flag or something.

Oh well, I'll find out soon enough.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

Nah don't worry. They never test fot that. Even if they do and find something, answer them like this....But you have to scream it.

"OF COURSE MY TESTOSTERONE IS HIGH, I'M A MAN AND I HAVEN'T FUCKED IN 7 DAYS YOU PUSSY!!! WHERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!"

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

by they way nandroloner, i am taking a random today also. piss up!

 

[Yellowbomber]

oh bro, are there really drug testing in the US?, think this has gone to0 far

 

[nandroloner]

I just thought of this..... Could the scammer post I made have anything to do with my random drug test today? If I pissed somebody off and they know where I work then I could have been setup.

 

[The Man Child]

Highly unlikely, but its a fucked up world.

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

I know it's difficult and expensive. Here's the thing. I'm going from contract to permanent here and I just had some stuff done last week for the physical they require you to take for employment. Included in that was a urine and blood sample that they said was for liver function test, cholesterol levels, red/white cell count, etc. Now, just a few days later, I get called in for a random drug screen. I acted puzzled and they said they have no control over it, that the computer picks names for the random test once/month. What has me worried is that maybe something showed up on the liver screen or blood test that raised a flag or something.

Oh well, I'll find out soon enough.

Even if your liver function tests,ect were off what can they say?
If anyone were to test for anabolics (and they will need a reason) tell them you are taking andro and norandro,ect.