Oh no!!!!!!!

[bigtravis]

Ya'll remember the chick that wanted to do me up da butt? She's callin my phone right now.......sssshhhh

 

[nydj66]

Ya'll remember the chick that wanted to do me up da butt? She's callin my phone right now.......sssshhhh

You only have one chick that wants you to do her up the butt?


pffffft.

 

[bigtravis]

You only have one chick that wants you to do her up the butt?


pffffft.

She wanted to do ME up the butt. You can't read? Lol. And I need to stop talkin to ya'll bishes while on Ambien.

 

[nydj66]

She wanted to do ME up the butt. You can't read? Lol. And I need to stop talkin to ya'll bishes while on Ambien.

Oh yeah. That was like 6 months ago. You still haven't let her do it?

My wife went wild the first time I let her do me with a strap-on.

But like anything else, you can never recover the magic of the first time.

 

[BBR100]

Oh yeah. That was like 6 months ago. You still haven't let her do it?

My wife went wild the first time I let her do me with a strap-on.But like anything else, you can never recover the magic of the first time.

seriously?

 

[miplank]

wtf

 

[nydj66]

seriously?

Dude,

I dated a pre-op for 8 months. I'm pretty sure my sexual limits would make just about everyone on this board blush (except Nan, of course).

 

[BBR100]

not sure what a pre-op is and getting nailed with a strap on is a cringe not a blush.

 

[nydj66]

not sure what a pre-op is and getting nailed with a strap on is a cringe not a blush.

Pre-op is a she-male (junk's still intact).

And, yeah I guess that is a cringe. If it makes a difference, the tranny never put it in my pooper.

 

[BNG]

Pre-op is a she-male (junk's still intact).

And, yeah I guess that is a cringe. If it makes a difference, the tranny never put it in my pooper.

Rrrigghht.

It's your story, tell it any way you want.

As long as you're happily trippin through life it doesn't matter much to me.

 

[mrplunkey]

Pre-op is a she-male (junk's still intact).

And, yeah I guess that is a cringe. If it makes a difference, the tranny never put it in my pooper.

This is a hilarious thread if you are shitting us.

Otherwise it's terrifying. I'm going to rationalize this entire traumatic experience by assuming it's the former.

 

[nydj66]

This is a hilarious thread if you are shitting us.

Otherwise it's terrifying. I'm going to rationalize this entire traumatic experience by assuming it's the former.

Funny how you can nail scores of chicks and no-one bothers to call you a cocksman.

But you suck just one tranny cock and suddenly everybody thinks you're a cock-sucker.

 

[mrplunkey]

Funny how you can nail scores of chicks and no-one bothers to call you a cocksman.

But you suck just one tranny cock and suddenly everybody thinks you're a cock-sucker.

Whew! I thought you were serious at first.

Well played.

 

[nangiggles]

dude,

i dated a pre-op for 8 months. I'm pretty sure my sexual limits would make just about everyone on this board blush (except nan, of course).

lol wtf

 

[bigtravis]

Oh yeah. That was like 6 months ago. You still haven't let her do it?

My wife went wild the first time I let her do me with a strap-on.

But like anything else, you can never recover the magic of the first time.

Yea. She told me just the head. I was like yea right! Like I just fell off the turnip truck yesterday. As if after that the rest would even matter. I'm just afraid I'd draw mudd.

 

[nydj66]

Yea. She told me just the head. I was like yea right! Like I just fell off the turnip truck yesterday. As if after that the rest would even matter. I'm just afraid I'd draw mudd.

What the hell would you care? Just do it at her place so she has to do the clean-up.