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Oh man, chick I work with.....

KillahBee

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that's u with a wig
 
FEISTY11975 said:
How come you don't ever post pics of their faces? :worried:

kinda hard to take a picture of a coworker's face that I am going to put on the webs. tardfuck

but this girl's face is almost as good as the body. so fucking cute, so fucking tight, so fucking young. fuck. bombs, too. it's not everyday you see a MAD skinny chick with curves and boobs
 
KillahBee said:
kinda hard to take a picture of a coworker's face that I am going to put on the webs. tardfuck

but this girl's face is almost as good as the body. so fucking cute, so fucking tight, so fucking young. fuck. bombs, too. it's not everyday you see a MAD skinny chick with curves and boobs

Whats with the name calling? You are soo brutal sometimes...No wonder you are so well liked around here :rolleyes:


can you sense my sarcasm????
 
alien amp pharm said:
Do you have a chance with her KB?


I always have a chance (if you don't go into any situation thinking this way, then you already lost. so it's not cockiness).

I honestly know nothing about her. She fucking sits in the most inconvenient area for random drop byes and I don't work on the same accounts. She is pretty new and I have only been in the office 1 week out of the last 6.

BUT, it's in my plan. Won't attack it hardcore though, cause I'm really trying to not hook up with anyone from work anymore. But I will still eye the oppty, when it presents itself.

Maybe I will throw a happy hour next week.
 
Gymgurl said:
Just bend her over the desk....


um, does shit like that happen where u work
 
Very cute body, and you are so going to get fired for that one of these days.
 
hey, sweet office furniture.

what about the girl sitting down?

feisty, he's calling you names because he actually thinks you're dumb. like, stupid. no jokes, no ha ha, no play time with the e-people...just flat out dim-witted.

he's such a bastard.
 
jackangel said:
hey, sweet office furniture.

what about the girl sitting down?

feisty, he's calling you names because he actually thinks you're dumb. like, stupid. no jokes, no ha ha, no play time with the e-people...just flat out dim-witted.

he's such a bastard.

AGREED x's 100
 
Gymgurl said:
no..I work at the gym..however I have had dirty thoughts of sitting on a guy while he is benching....


lol, but that'd ruin his concentration
 
LOLOL I say KB bends her over and does her rightr on his desk....she has nice hair for him to grab on to....
 
oooof ooooooffff


I just barked.

Goddamn.

KB, make me proud... you know what needs to be done.
 
JA - the girl sitting down is a kinda cute southern girl. but waaaay to religiouse virginy for me.

Vel - probably 5'4"

UA - dude, she's goin down. one way or another
 
if you want, you can use this line to get her (i don't mind):

hey sweetparts, i can totally see you hacked up and chilling in my freezer. let's make this happen.
 
jackangel said:
if you want, you can use this line to get her (i don't mind):

hey sweetparts, i can totally see you hacked up and chilling in my freezer. let's make this happen.

:spit:

does that work often?
 
jackangel said:
if you want, you can use this line to get her (i don't mind):

hey sweetparts, i can totally see you hacked up and chilling in my freezer. let's make this happen.


I was thinking:

Yo. I love those pants....they would look great with blood and pee stains on them crumpled up in the corner of the trunk of my car. You know, after I murder you. You cow.
 
KillahBee said:
JA - the girl sitting down is a kinda cute southern girl. but waaaay to religiouse virginy for me.

Vel - probably 5'4"

UA - dude, she's goin down. one way or another


5'4, blonde, skinny....

Jesus...thats like my dream girl. I want her to sit on my face
 
KillahBee said:
Nah, just one of the top 3 sports marketing agencies in the world. :)

And they stick their employees in cubicles ? Either these employees are just low in the hierarchy or they dont respect them. Cublicles suck, thats like taking a dump in front of everyone. Whatever, the chick looks good from behind. Get a face shot next time.
 
manny78 said:
And they stick their employees in cubicles ? Either these employees are just low in the hierarchy or they dont respect them. Cublicles suck, thats like taking a dump in front of everyone. Whatever, the chick looks good from behind. Get a face shot next time.

its the internet fucktard! I think that's what KB said to me in an earlier post on this thread.
 
cubicles are the norm here, in just about any large office environment. sure, the managers have offices along the periphery of each floor...but most people are in cubes. i'm lucky to be in one of those offices all by myself (although it's set up for 2), even though i'm a lowly code monkey.

and i do rather little work. i wonder if/when this will become a problem.
 
KillahBee said:
I always have a chance (if you don't go into any situation thinking this way, then you already lost. so it's not cockiness).

I honestly know nothing about her. She fucking sits in the most inconvenient area for random drop byes and I don't work on the same accounts. She is pretty new and I have only been in the office 1 week out of the last 6.

BUT, it's in my plan. Won't attack it hardcore though, cause I'm really trying to not hook up with anyone from work anymore. But I will still eye the oppty, when it presents itself.

Maybe I will throw a happy hour next week.

u need to master casual sex.

good looking back side!!!! nice work. i like how the photo angle worked, directly behind for no visualble sleezage
 
Smurfy said:
The velocity at which I will be leaving my office today at 5:00 will be astounding.


Myself... I think I will just slide down the stair rails instead of walking in these heels. ;)
 
FEISTY11975 said:
That sound like fun ;)


I wonder if there is beer in the fridge? I will grab a few of those if they have some :p
 
Thanks deez. and fyi - I've done the casual sex thing with 2 girls in this office. I just don't want to take any more chances

and QT - her face is comparable to the body. not quite as good, but DEFINITELY not a brown bagger

manny - you apparently don't know much about agency work environment.
 
jackangel said:
cubicles are the norm here, in just about any large office environment. sure, the managers have offices along the periphery of each floor...but most people are in cubes. i'm lucky to be in one of those offices all by myself (although it's set up for 2), even though i'm a lowly code monkey.

and i do rather little work. i wonder if/when this will become a problem.

Pretty much like anywhere else. You sit the bottom of the pyramid in cubicles and the others in offices. Around here it's a commonly asked question because in most cases it gives an accurate picture of someone's status in a company. I once had to sit in a cube years ago as a trainee and it sucked. Felt like someone was always hidding and spying.
 
manny78 said:
Pretty much like anywhere else. You sit the bottom of the pyramid in cubicles and the others in offices. Around here it's a commonly asked question because in most cases it gives an accurate picture of someone's status in a company. I once had to sit in a cube years ago as a trainee and it sucked. Felt like someone was always hidding and spying.


Once again, this is an AGENCY. Fucking Directors sit in cubicles. In IBM - the second in command of their entire sports marketing dept sits in a cubicle. Same thing in FedEx. Oh, and vitamin water.

You need to visit more businesses, homey.
 
UA_Iron said:
5'4, blonde, skinny....

Jesus...thats like my dream girl. I want her to sit on my face
I married one like that,and we worked together
 
KillahBee said:
Once again, this is an AGENCY. Fucking Directors sit in cubicles. In IBM - the second in command of their entire sports marketing dept sits in a cubicle. Same thing in FedEx. Oh, and vitamin water.

You need to visit more businesses, homey.

Let's say agencies suck then :artist:. Not somewhere I;d work. Btw I know for a fact IBM wouldnt treat their key staff like that because I know someone working at the Recovery service at IBM Canada and that guy sits his fat ass in a nice office. He's not a director, nor the 2nd in command. Just a fat-cat analyst.

Btw I guess you cant play music, eat food and stuff like that ?
 
manny78 said:
Let's say agencies suck then :artist:. Not somewhere I;d work. Btw I know for a fact IBM wouldnt treat their key staff like that because I know someone working at the Recovery service at IBM Canada and that guy sits his fat ass in a nice office. He's not a director, nor the 2nd in command. Just a fat-cat analyst.

lol, I go to IBM HQ in Armonk maybe 2x a month. So yeah, I doubt that. :)

And good point, agencies suck. I get free beer and food, can wear sweatpants to work and be as vulgar as I want and go to the Super Bowl, Masters, Pebble Beach, etc for weeks at a time each year.

You sound very misinformed. PM me if you want to learn about other businesses. :)
 
KillahBee said:


Only hot chics can pull off wearing their girdle on the outside.
 
manny78 said:
What happened then ? Was that divorce pricey ?
$640
we had some great sex a week before the divorce
just a couple of stubborn type As that called each other's bluff
 
4everhung said:
$640
we had some great sex a week before the divorce
just a couple of stubborn type As that called each other's bluff

Must be the cheapest divorce ever. Pimpin' aint expensive in your area.
 
manny78 said:
What were they talking about ? Boys, sex, cheesy clubbing stories ? I'm curious.

lol, it was work related. the sitting down hick chick was explaining something to the hot chick. I saw my oppty and I took it.
 
KillahBee said:
lol, I go to IBM HQ in Armonk maybe 2x a month. So yeah, I doubt that. :)

And good point, agencies suck. I get free beer and food, can wear sweatpants to work and be as vulgar as I want and go to the Super Bowl, Masters, Pebble Beach, etc for weeks at a time each year.

You sound very misinformed. PM me if you want to learn about other businesses. :)

Wow bro I'm so impressed, you can wear sweatpants and be as vulgar as you want......lol That tells a lot. Sorry bro, we just dont do that around here. Glad to hear you can. I hope you have fun. And no we dont send anyone to the SUper Bowl, Masters or Pebble Beach (they couldnt care less). Just once a year for the F1 and overseas for contracts and thats it. They care more about their pay check. Different strokes for different folks. :artist:
 
the last job i had was in a cube. but actually, it wasn't even. there were two sides, and i sat facing the corner/junction of these sides...my back was completely open. luckily, it was also very busy, with people walking past every 2 seconds. i was always self-conscious because i'm a bum who does no work. god that's a shitty company. i got fired after 2.5 months (the president called me in and asked me if i saw myself staying/growing with the company...i didn't say yes).

as for me...i don't sit in a cube now, but a private office (although the door is never closed unless we're having a quick meeting).

i personally don't have the need to fart much at all. it's a relaxed environment, so eating food, talking, etc. isn't an issue. listening to music doesn't happen, of course (unless you're using headphones and it's not jacked up all the way).

but i work around a lot of IT fobs straight outta bangalore...their BO would probably mask any fart odour. :) god i love being able to look down on my own peeps.
 
I hear ya. I had the same problem back then, my back was open so fucktards would stop by and look at my pics and say "oh whos is this ?" "is that your dog ?"
 
HumanTarget said:
she'd already be looking for a clinic if i were there.

she'd be cutting it close on the 72 hour window for the morning after pill if I were there.
 
KillahBee said:
lol, it was work related. the sitting down hick chick was explaining something to the hot chick. I saw my oppty and I took it.


Fucking office cam-stalker.
 
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