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Oh, I hate to admit this ...

musclemom

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But there is DEFINITELY something dead in my living room. I've moved all the furniture, I'm stumped.

I just went down stairs and there's this stink just hovering like a puddle around the base of the stairs, fuck me ...

I'm looking at the cats going "WHERE IS IT?" and they're looking at me like "WHAT?" Fuckers.

My husband's no help, his allergies have kicked in ...

Ah shit. All I can do is pray for mummification *sigh*
 
Meditate on it
 
Squirrels? Mice. More than likely mice. Especially if you live in a new neighborhood where new house construction took away there homes. Little shits can really destroy shit and multiply like crazy so you should get a pest control person to check it out. You can look around for mice feces too they usually chew up shit for their nests too. <-- enough from Captain Obvious!
 
check the heating ducts.. could be a nesting bird, dead bat, or live one for that matter..

good luck
 
jerkbox said:
dead mouse in the walls perhaps
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Mouse in the wall, bird or squirrel in the flue ... who the fuck knows.

Any small animal that gets into this house makes a MAJOR fucking mistake, 7 cats. I've come home from vacations and found blood all over the house, little dead bodies in the kitchen :rolleyes:

One time I'm sitting in the kitchen after unloading the car from vacation, I look down and there's a dead bird on the floor. Too weird (at least it explained the blood I kept finding everywhere). As best as I could figure, it got itself into the house through the fireplace.
 
like jerkbox said.. prolly in your floor or walls.. that's where they live anyways
 
No ducts, my house was built in 1921. When something is dead in the walls, it's LITERALLY in the walls. Tearing out two layers of plaster over lathe ain't like tearing out wallboard.

I live in a twin. Next door has a yorkshire terrier, and that's it. I have 7 cats, two of whom were feral, the other five will kill badly. Mouse leaves next door, sticks its nose into my house dies fast, lucky me.
 
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! -- tear up the planks! -- here, here! -- it is the beating of his hideous heart!"
 
Man I gotta go downstairs again. It smells like the inside of an old empty milk jug :sick:

Guess I should be grateful the temp. is so low ...
 
ghost fart
 
Dial_tone said:
ghost fart
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Naaa, my ghost lives in the attic, never comes past the second floor.

Smells better this morning, its on its way to becoming mummified :lmao:

Either that or my neighbor killed his wife and finally got rid of the evidence :rolleyes:
 
at least they kill them for you.
Recently I kept hearing something in one of my cabinets by the sink but could never see anything. So one day I took a chance a got some mouse traps and sure enough...1 little mouse. Haven't had any others since. (which I thought was strange to have 1 lonely mouse) :whatever:
 
ksharp01 said:
at least they kill them for you.
Recently I kept hearing something in one of my cabinets by the sink but could never see anything. So one day I took a chance a got some mouse traps and sure enough...1 little mouse. Haven't had any others since. (which I thought was strange to have 1 lonely mouse) :whatever:
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Yep, it is. Having ONE mouse is like having ONE cockroach, it happens but it's rare enough that you go "well how bout that."

I've had a problem with mice for years ... I've never worried about it, it's an old house, impossible to completely seal up and I'm not doing poisons or traps. Keeps the cats entertained. I never see shit anywhere, nothing in my pantry has ever been nibbled. It's just every once in a while someone leaves a trophy (dead) or brings me a present (live).
 
Could be a mouse under the floor boards...

happened to me once... It was coming from my bedroom, The smell made its way downstairs... It stunk!

I use that poly filler spray stuff in every corner, Anywhere that had a hole, Even if it was a tiny hole.. The smell was gone...

Hope you find it soon!!! Or at least the smell....
 
CENTURION44 said:
maybe your neighbor is dead and is stinking after sitting in his own shit and piss for a week...
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:whatever: Oh well my heart bleeds :rolleyes:

It's a miserable old couple with a yappy ass dog. They specifically walk it on my yard. How do I know this? Because husband and I are coming home from whatever and there our neighbor is, and his friggin' yorkie is squatting in my flowers. He'll literally yank that dog away if he sees us coming, even if it's in mid shit -- which he does not clean up, BTW -- so it's not like he doesn't happen to notice what it's doing We've never been on speaking terms. They moved in and made it clear they were antisocial so :whatever:
 
musclemom said:
:whatever: Oh well my heart bleeds :rolleyes:

It's a miserable old couple with a yappy ass dog. They specifically walk it on my yard. How do I know this? Because husband and I are coming home from whatever and there our neighbor is, and his friggin' yorkie is squatting in my flowers. He'll literally yank that dog away if he sees us coming, even if it's in mid shit -- which he does not clean up, BTW -- so it's not like he doesn't happen to notice what it's doing We've never been on speaking terms. They moved in and made it clear they were antisocial so :whatever:
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get a pooper scooper and put their dogs crap on their porch. Thats what I would do.
 
feisty11975 said:
get a pooper scooper and put their dogs crap on their porch. Thats what I would do.
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:sick:

God I can't stand the sight/smell of dogshit, I kid you not. Yard is husband's problem. I don't care what he does with the shit. I actually think he does return it to the source of origin :rolleyes:

I suspect the fact that whenever I lift weights their yappy ass dog goes nuclear sort of gets on their nerves just a teensy bit ... particularly if I'm blasting Rob Zombie or NiN while I'm doing it ...
 
I remember when I was younger there was an EVIL deathly stench coming from the basement. Pops and I searched high and low and couldn't find shit. Finally we stumble upon the problem - a squirrely got into the house somehow and made the mistake of jumping onto our heater downstairs. Dude was FRIED.
 
musclemom said:
Yep, it is. Having ONE mouse is like having ONE cockroach, it happens but it's rare enough that you go "well how bout that."

I've had a problem with mice for years ... I've never worried about it, it's an old house, impossible to completely seal up and I'm not doing poisons or traps. Keeps the cats entertained. I never see shit anywhere, nothing in my pantry has ever been nibbled. It's just every once in a while someone leaves a trophy (dead) or brings me a present (live).
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I haven't had anymore evidence but I have kept out 2 traps for just in case. I am hoping that one was lost because they did just destroy the trees out in the back of my house to make way of a new subdivision.
I would love to have a cat or two, grew up with them but somehow have developed awful allergies to them :(
 
ksharp01 said:
I haven't had anymore evidence but I have kept out 2 traps for just in case. I am hoping that one was lost because they did just destroy the trees out in the back of my house to make way of a new subdivision.
I would love to have a cat or two, grew up with them but somehow have developed awful allergies to them :(
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You were probably always allergic to them, but constant exposure to an allergen usually manifests as chronic problems.

My son is that way. Poor kid had the worst sinus problem all his childhood ... guess what we discovered when I divorced his father? I have cats, his father has dogs (when we were married we almost always had both). Anyway, turns out my son is allergic to cats.

On the plus side, there's virtually NO chance of him moving back in :FRlol:
 
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