OH crap... I need everyone to gather up

[Evil_Frisky]

and get over to my house this weekend for a full top to bottom cleaning and yard work...

Refinancing my house and the apprasial is scheduled for Monday... MONDAY!

SHIT!

I thought I'd have more time to prepare for them... still have some odds and ends I need to take care of.

 

[Raina]

I'd help if I was closer! I'd bring my aromatherapy cleaners!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Can I play in your mud?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'd help if I was closer! I'd bring my aromatherapy cleaners!

OU.. yes!

I have to shampoo my carpets.. blec and hands and knees scrub all of my tile. No that they are dirty but I want to make sure I don't miss a spot.. LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Can I play in your mud?

WTF???

 

[slat1]

Do I have to wear my French Maids outfit with heals again?

 

[HiDnGoD]

Is your hubby gonna cook nice, big, thick, succulent, marinated beef & tuna steaks? With Baked potatoe? & Jello?

 

[alien amp pharm]

WTF???

Gardening. I was gonna do your gardening.

Why what were you thinking sicko?

 

[Lestat]

good luck with everything!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Is your hubby gonna cook nice, big, thick, succulent, marinated beef & tuna steaks? With Baked potatoe? & Jello?

all I read is

nice, big thick succulent..

Uh.. um... what was the question?

 

[gonelifting]

They don't care about cleanliness when appraising. Does'nt mean the place should'nt be clean, but all they do is measure the square footage and stuff. Count rooms, bathrooms, blah, blah.

Are you selling the house? Hope that's too nosey. Sorry. lol

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Do I have to wear my French Maids outfit with heals again?

That was my heels bitch! And you didn't return them.

the theme this week is Mililtary.. and or Law Enforcement.

(*cough* I found my cuffs.. *cough*)

 

[nycgirl]

Good luck Frisky. Why did you go to work today?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

They don't care about cleanliness when appraising. Does'nt mean the place should'nt be clean, but all they do is measure the square footage and stuff. Count rooms, bathrooms, blah, blah.

Are you selling the house? Hope that's too nosey. Sorry. lol

I know.. but

omg, I'm not letting a stranger into my house if it isn't spic and span clean.

LOL, I'm anal about that.

I'm not selling it but by refinancing it I will get a lot lower interest rate and well.. being recently divorced the house is still under 'both' he and I. I now am back to my maiden name so its time to get the ball rolling.

the house will be on the market within the next year or two..

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Gardening. I was gonna do your gardening.

Why what were you thinking sicko?

I thought you wanted to play in my ditch..... sicko' and there is like mud bugs and crap in there... (before you even say it........... my back yard ditch)... oh shit.. I can't seem to make anything I say sound right.. LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Good luck Frisky. Why did you go to work today?

Thanks sweetie
Just found out today like two minutes before I posted this thread. LOL

good luck with everything!

Thanks abunch darlin!

 

[string_bean00]

AAP and I will show up wearing loincloths.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

AAP and I will show up wearing loincloths.

OH this should be interesting... esp when aap purposly loses his dusting cloth and starts eyeballing you...

 

[SoreArms]

I'll rearrange your panty drawer

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'll rearrange your panty drawer

a long as you don't steal my VS bra's and make sure you color code them.. its easier for me to match my outfits that way.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'll rearrange your panty drawer

Oh wait.. shit

Didn't you post not to long ago that you had a box full of womens panties? Is this how you got them?

 

[SoreArms]

Oh wait.. shit

Didn't you post not to long ago that you had a box full of womens panties? Is this how you got them?

nope, they voluntarily (sp) given to me one by one.

 

[string_bean00]

The way to get panties...trust me on this...is as follows. During foreplay when you get her naked, throw those panties as far as possible, where she won't see them, like in a corner or something.

Post sex she'll look for them briefly but be like wtf??? and just put her pants on. when shes in the bathroom or whatever you grab them

 

[Evil_Frisky]

The way to get panties...trust me on this...is as follows. During foreplay when you get her naked, throw those panties as far as possible, where she won't see them, like in a corner or something.

Post sex she'll look for htem briefly but be like wtf??? and just put her pants on. when shes in the bathroom or whatever you grab them

that is SOOOO wrong!

 

[SoreArms]

The way to get panties...trust me on this...is as follows. During foreplay when you get her naked, throw those panties as far as possible, where she won't see them, like in a corner or something.

Post sex she'll look for htem briefly but be like wtf??? and just put her pants on. when shes in the bathroom or whatever you grab them

I always take the pair the chick is wearing after the first time we have sex.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I always take the pair the chick is wearing after the first time we have sex.

First and only time.

 

[ChefWide]

I know.. but

omg, I'm not letting a stranger into my house if it isn't spic and span clean.

LOL, I'm anal about that.

I'm not selling it but by refinancing it I will get a lot lower interest rate and well.. being recently divorced the house is still under 'both' he and I. I now am back to my maiden name so its time to get the ball rolling.

the house will be on the market within the next year or two..

 

[bicepts101]

the theme this week is Mililtary..

ahhemmmm(cough cough)

 

[saint808]

tear out a wall and make the house worth less.

 

[ChefWide]

tear out a wall and make the house worth less.

... less than what? that advice?