Official Haiku Thread!!!

[KillahBee]

My Haiku to Strippers:

Hard long pole you dance
Daddy gave no attention
My pants feel funny.


My Haiku to Prostitutes:

Two hundred dollars
G-string's a formality
Make good stuff come out.


My Haiku to Women:

I do respect you
As much as you do yourself
Coke will make things good.

 

[havoc]

Thanksgiving Haiku

Pilgrims rape our land
Then create fake holiday
Fuck the Mayflower


NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[KillahBee]

Thanksgiving Haiku

Pilgrims rape our land
Then create fake holiday
Fuck the Mayflower


NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

Beautiful bro, beautiful.

 

[jackangel]

ode to anna nicole smith:

falling through dead space
the orbit puts us to sleep
waking into dream

 

[KillahBee]

ode to anna nicole smith:

falling through dead space
the orbit puts us to sleep
waking into dream

now we're getting deep up in this bitch!

 

[jackangel]

on the advent of EF while sitting on the shitter using wireless:

oh some lines i read
tuc is fat and k-b's geigh
then some lines i write

 

[KillahBee]

on the advent of EF while sitting on the shitter using wireless:

oh some lines i read
tuc is fat and k-b's geigh
then some lines i write

On the PM Jackangel sent me last week:

Such a weird question
No, I don't have a gerbil
Nor am I a priest

 

[PatsFan34]

I don't get it
Pussy's my friend
A sandwich would be good!!!

 

[KillahBee]

I don't get it
Pussy's my friend
A sandwich would be good!!!

LMFAO @ not adhering to Haiku rules! I love it! Fuck authority!!!

 

[KillahBee]

If they don't see it
Blood washes away all sins
Could it have happened?