Official Christmas rant thread.

[gonelifting]

Two toys we opened yesterday and today did'nt have all the pieces in the box. One was missing all four magnet peices and a keyboard was missing it's plug in adapter. Sure you could return them, but it sucks to do that and you wanna play RIGHT THERE, not wait till you get them exchanged. I wanted to sing with the keyboard music damn it.

 

[hamstershaver]

maybe they knew you wanted to sing so they hid the adapter

 

[jerkbox]

family is working my nerves.....
deaf grandpa has disney christmas garbage playing full blast on tv, i'm on a 333mhz computer using dialup, other misc relatives i don't care to see are milling around, and I am in a grumpy mood....i just want to go back to my apartment and be alone....

i'm seriously thinking of boycotting xmas altogether next year.....taking a vacation or something would be cool

oh, and my grandma forgot to get eggnog....wtf was she thinking?

 

[biteme]

family is working my nerves.....
deaf grandpa has disney christmas garbage playing full blast on tv, i'm on a 333mhz computer using dialup, other misc relatives i don't care to see are milling around, and I am in a grumpy mood....i just want to go back to my apartment and be alone....

i'm seriously thinking of boycotting xmas altogether next year.....taking a vacation or something would be cool

oh, and my grandma forgot to get eggnog....wtf was she thinking?

I hear ya man. Glad to see the family, but oh so glad to leave and glad it's only a few times a year.

 

[jerkbox]

I hear ya man. Glad to see the family, but oh so glad to leave and glad it's only a few times a year.

my tolerance is diminishing with every year that goes by....

 

[velvett]

family is working my nerves.....
deaf grandpa has disney christmas garbage playing full blast on tv, i'm on a 333mhz computer using dialup, other misc relatives i don't care to see are milling around, and I am in a grumpy mood....i just want to go back to my apartment and be alone....

i'm seriously thinking of boycotting xmas altogether next year.....taking a vacation or something would be cool

oh, and my grandma forgot to get eggnog....wtf was she thinking?

I've boycotted my family since 98' and I believe it has kept me out of a straight jacket.


EGGNOG.
Mmmmmmmm


I bought Lillet for this afternoon....

 

[biteme]

my tolerance is diminishing with every year that goes by....

It gets worse. Until little ones come along. My 4 1/2 month old great nephew saved the day for me. I spent most of the time playing with him.

 

[big4life]

Take a little egg nog add a little brandy, and after a while you will be asking yourself "what relatives?".

 

[B0ARDIN087]

i hate xmas, chinese food and a movie last night, today i am stuck driving an hour to see family that i dont particularly feel like seeing, would rather be with friends or girlfriend whos jewish too L/

 

[Gambino]

no fuckin gas stations open, can't ride my sled

 

[SoKlueles]

Well my family drives me crazy, but think bout when ur grandmother and grandfather isnt there......then ull miss the days she forgets the eggnog

on a side note, i despise my sister in law

 

[Gambino]

on a side note, i despise my sister in law

i wanna tap the shit

 

[SoKlueles]

i wanna tap the shit

my sister in law???
um my brother could kick ur ass

 

[Gambino]

my sister in law???
um my brother could kick ur ass

first i want to toss her salad while your bro is at work

 

[KillahBee]

My father is a fucking attention whore.
My cousin is a drug addict and a thief.
My cracker ass cracker uncle does nothing every year but talk about how shitty basketball is as a pro sport and makes oodles of racist jokes about the blacks.
My sister is so high strung the pole up her ass has a pole up its ass.
My grandmother is a sweetheart.

 

[SoKlueles]

first i want to toss her salad while your bro is at work

good ill set it up, get her to cheat on him and catch her redhanded.. and divorce her

 

[hamstershaver]

no fuckin gas stations open, can't ride my sled

well duh

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Went bow hunting, passed a loose on a doe.
Drinking now, only mildly miserable.
I don't like Christmas.

 

[H_T_]

i'm desperately searching for some booze.