office test

[HappyScrappy]

If you are sitting in an office environment right now, then please attempt the following.
This is part of a national test that I am conducting, the results will allow the nation to know as a whole how we get along and how to further inmprove our workplace.

The test is to stand up on your chair - please be careful if it has wheels - perhaps hold on to something to steady your drunken fat ass - then yell loudly out around you "YUMMY" over and over again until someone asks you to stop.

The important part is that you need to time yourself from whence you start to the point at which you are asked to stop.

Then please PM Supersizeme with the subject "lick nuts donkeydick" and in the body put the number of seconds that it took from the initial "YUMMY" to the final one.

Thank you all very much for your time and effort.

 

[havoc]

I ended the "yumminess" at 4 minutes because my throat hurts, no one is in here right now, I'm at my desk, which is in the middle of this corporate fitness center, and I'm the only one here. I really tried it though. peace

 

[Raina]

Well, I tried. I'm wearing a really long fitting skirt today and stepping up onto my chair was quite difficult. Once I was on my chair, the problems began. I'm also in about a 5+ inch heel today...and that combined with the swivel factor of my chair was problematic. Before I could even being to shriek "yummy", I tumbled from my chair and smacked my chin on my desk. I'm currently bleeding a lot.

Thankfully I have a nice assortment of bandages in my desk drawer. I chose "powerpuff girls" and "tigger" bandaids for this wound. Nobody will likely think anything of it as I think bandaids are quite stylish and wear them often for style. My ankle is also turned sort of strange. I suppose it should hurt a lot but I'm currently intoxicated enough not to care.

I'm sorry I've failed you HS.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you guys probably didn't even PM supersizeme neither.

as some sort of strange coincidence, I too am wearing a long fitted skirt today. mine is navy - it goes well with my bright red, rubber clown shoes and the white hockey mask.
no shirt - which in retrospect was probably in error today since my nipples are high noon so to speak.

 

[WODIN]

Done and done.

 

[The Shadow]

woin - that avatar looks like it should belong to AAplorer

 

[Y_lifter]

Did you just call me FAT ?

Slap me verbally, and then you expect me to help you out ?

I think not my slow twitch fiber challenged friend...


Maybe if you apologize and bring home some candy and flowers, I'll reconsider...

 

[HappyScrappy]

slow twitch challenged? I think not.

seriously though, it's okay - all I meant was that you were a drunken fat ass.

 

[WODIN]

woin - that avatar looks like it should belong to AAplorer

True...very true. LOL!!

 

[vixenbabe]

The word "YUMMY" in my office is the secret word for everyone to get naked and run thru the parking lot. It's raining here today and no one wants to play the game. Sorry, I did try!

 

[Y_lifter]

slow twitch challenged? I think not.

seriously though, it's okay - all I meant was that you were a drunken fat ass.

awww.. Tell me my eyes sparkle.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

awww.. Tell me my eyes sparkle.....

your eyes are dewy and filled with wonder like a basset hound looking up for a chewy treat

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by HappyScrappy
your eyes are dewy and filled with wonder like a basset hound looking up for a chewy treat

*starts digging through wallet for a business card with home phone number

 

[Nathan]

Well, I stood up on my chair, but before I could start yelling "yummy" as I had originally planned I found myself masturbating rather fervently.
In any event, I went for 3 minutes and 23 seconds before security came in and zapped me with one of those hand-held shocker thingy's. It really hurt and I didn't even feel a little bad when I hit the floor in a flurry of bodily fluids. Bastards.

 

[Code]

Hmm, I did this for 15 minutes. The decided that maybe no one can hear me because the door to my office was closed.

Once it was open, no one asked me to stop. They only came by to see what was so yummy.

 

[vixenbabe]

Well, I stood up on my chair, but before I could start yelling "yummy" as I had originally planned I found myself masturbating rather fervently.
In any event, I went for 3 minutes and 23 seconds before security came in and zapped me with one of those hand-held shocker thingy's. It really hurt and I didn't even feel a little bad when I hit the floor in a flurry of bodily fluids. Bastards.

Somehow I get the feeling they are at your desk a lot during the week....Tazar(sp) gun safety tab on the off position....