Ode to the Juicer. A poem.

[the-short-one]

I wrote you all a poem. I was feeling inspired today.

Ode to the Juicer.

Yes, we love those great big juicers
whose muscles bulge from their black, mesh shirts.
A daily dose of GH & test prop
will turn them into raging perverts.

Yes, we love those great big juicers
despite their delicate emotional states.
We don't mind how aggresive you are
as long as you don't hit us with those 45 pound plates.

Yes, we love those great big juicers
who are more to us than just a wild night in bed.
I really appreciate them when I need to check my makeup
in that shiny bald spot on top their heads.

 

[hankes64]

Hahahahaha

God damnit, we don't fucking get aggressive, thats a fucking myth!

Why do I cry when I see burger king commercials? Its only clomid...

 

[MadManiac13]

Oh, That's creative!

 

[dullboy]

who's muscles bulge from their black, mesh shirts.

who's = who is

whose = the posessive form of which or who




dullboy is an english whore who has a perfect sat score to prove it.


otherwise, your poem was hot. /paris.

 

[the-short-one]

who's = who is

whose = the posessive form of which or who




dullboy is an english whore who has a perfect sat score to prove it.


otherwise, your poem was hot. /paris.

"whose" fixed.

 

[cat_fish]

who's = who is

whose = the posessive form of which or who




dullboy is an english whore who has a perfect sat score to prove it.


otherwise, your poem was hot. /paris.

"Who" the f*uck cares? It was pretty funny....
Excellent post Short One!

 

[the-short-one]

"Who" the f*uck cares? It was pretty funny....
Excellent post Short One!

thanks.

my boyfriend has that shiny bald spot. I'll have to print my poem and frame it for him.

 

[mkazzbmf]

Just because we beat our women doesnt mean they dont have it coming to them!!!!!!


We have feelings too ya know.......and that guy who I put in the hospital last week cut me off on my way home from work I swear......He deserved it!!!


Kaz

 

[Inhibitor13]

Just because we beat our women doesnt mean they dont have it coming to them!!!!!!


We have feelings too ya know.......and that guy who I put in the hospital last week cut me off on my way home from work I swear......He deserved it!!!


Kaz

 

[swordfish151]

ha ha ha to those who have the tiny shiny bald spot on the head....I shave mine off...so i have a HUGE shiny head! bald is beautiful....

 

[Slyder190]

Slyder's Christmas Poem (In April)............

HHHMMMM HHHHMMMM..........

I woke up Christmas mornin
My woman was dead

Reindeer come down the chimney
and step on her head

 

[cuthroat]

I could never go bald...Nice poem, nice avatar.

 

[the-short-one]

Slyder's Christmas Poem (In April)............

HHHMMMM HHHHMMMM..........

I woke up Christmas mornin
My woman was dead

Reindeer come down the chimney
and step on her head

I was sad
but not for long

santa brought a new girl
blowup body with plastic thong

 

[hankes64]

I wrote you all a poem. I was feeling inspired today.

Ode to the Juicer.

Yes, we love those great big juicers
whose muscles bulge from their black, mesh shirts.
A daily dose of GH & test prop
will turn them into raging perverts.

Yes, we love those great big juicers
despite their delicate emotional states.
We don't mind how aggresive you are
as long as you don't hit us with those 45 pound plates.

Yes, we love those great big juicers
who are more to us than just a wild night in bed.
I really appreciate them when I need to check my makeup
in that shiny bald spot on top their heads.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy cycled some highly androgenic compounds that increased MPB
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

 

[growthspurt]

who's = who is

whose = the posessive form of which or who




dullboy is an english whore who has a perfect sat score to prove it.


otherwise, your poem was hot. /paris.

Do your English books say anything about not speaking in the third person?