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Ode to my Pbuddy

Cromagnum

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I know I already posted this but I just wanted to have a copy up and around in case my Pbuddy got tired of being shredded and deleted his thread.

You bastards. A whole thread of Pbashing and no one sent me the memo. Man I thought you guys were my friends geez. I gots to get some of this action.

Oh my little Pbuddy (stress on little) you inspire me to dance and sing mememememe ahem...................

between your flabby thighs and sagging bi's
I cannot see why you even try

You tell us you're the man
And are upset when we don't understand
how it is that you are the best
when all you do is post pictures of you undressed

NO one likes you not the straights the girls or the gays
But don't worry I am sure you will find someone who will some day

Please tell us for the hundreth time
How it is that your life is better than mine
You fall asleep while munching box
And your face looks like someone beat it with a sack of rocks
You look sloth from the goonies
Better than me you must be looney

You are a racist a biggot and a loser
One thing you're most definately not is an anabolic user
For that to be true you would have actual size
but we can see from your pictures you've told us lies

A little advice from me your dear friend.
please keep reading till the end

If you really want to be that man
Start by getting your pasty ass a tan
Try some cardio to loose that flab
Then maybe pick up something from the lab

After a few years of actual training
You might be in for less of a flaming

(brief interlude fallowed by the members of the elite dancing team [co-captained by SG and Havoc of course] doing a moving rendition of Lord of the Dance)

With actual training you won't be just another below average sucker
After a a few years you might get to be a BIG MOTHER FUCKER*

Hope that helps pbuddy

I'm out like a used tampon,
The artist formerly known as Cromagum

(*denotes a line I borrowed and edited From one of ranger's poems)
 
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