Dear Fat Twitch Bitch,
The reason I call myself that is..... because I can. While I take great pleasure in advertising the fact that I bang the hell out of some guys anus on a regular basis.
Now it could be a lot worse, I could be one of these closet bottom fags. Much like paradox. And instead of reading my ANAL PRIDE threads, you would be left to being stalked by gay karma love notes. And upon being rejected, the maniac depression sets in overwhelmingly. (I must make a note to myself to send paradox more bad karma, I am pushing for a suicide attempt in her case.)
Since this guy's picture (and my user name) bothers you too much.. it is obvious that you are paying a little bit too much attention to we fabulous species. I mean GIRL, you probably had your nose on the picture frame checking out those undie shots.....Sounds like a case of sour grapes.... you know on the outside looking in. Why not take a picture of you and your fat Mountain Dew drinking slob of a girlfriend in underwear and kissing and place it on YOUR desk? (You *do* have a girl friend don't you?) See how much attention Mr. Fag (and that is "MR" to you) pays it. The fact that both Mr. Fag and his boyfriend are not self conscious of being photo'd in the near buff shows a certain amount of confidence and self esteem on their part. Your little hissy fit letter shows how much you lack.
I would suggest you take your little thong, pull it out of your crotch cleveage and get a life. Don't anger Mr. Fag too much or you will regret it dearly. After all, true to form for us fags, we all eventually end up your supervisors anyway.
Yours in Homosexuality,
Anal AssPlorer