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Please do not post on my threads.

This request is not because I dislike what you post. Its because as soon as you post it turns the thread into a 'net playa hittin on the chick' thread.

Thank you in advance.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl...

Lookin good.
Whats up girl?
Any plans for the weekend?
 
She posted.

Your thread is dead bullit.

hey you have amazing body, how about the front?
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
umm

yeah

:rolleyes:
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Hey babe!

Is that you in your avatar?
If it is then I gotta say you are very beautiful. And also smart... its an unusual combination.

I think we should hook up.
 
she's amazingly hot. and I don't say that very often.

man.. you just ruined my day.

:redhot:

but you made my workout.

so, in that sense, you made my day.

Thanks! :dance2:
 
I'm going to do the smaller muscle groups like bis, tris, calves, and abs. My chest is SO f-ing sore that I can barely move, and I just did squats yesterday. Tomorrow is back (this week anyway)
 
revexrevex said:
She posted.

Your thread is dead bullit.

hey you have amazing body, how about the front?
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I'm the one on the right.
 
Bullit said:


Hey babe!

Is that you in your avatar?
If it is then I gotta say you are very beautiful. And also smart... its an unusual combination.

I think we should hook up.
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Yes thats my ass.

Thanks for the compliments. :)
 
revexrevex said:

Your thread is dead bullit.

hey you have amazing body, how about the front?
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Thanks bro.

I'll see if i can dig up a pic.
 
Why would we think you are creepy? Oh.. that's right... your avatar is an EVIL EASTER BUNNY.

Don't trust him girl... you can trust me tho
 
Nvr_Buff I will give you $4.78 and an old sock that I can't find the match to if you let me unleash a load of #3 in your eye.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


No that's okay. Keep your load of #3. Besides that burns my eyes.
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Shot down. Ahem, tell me about yourself. I want to know EVERYTHING.

*Nathan rests his chin in his palm and with wide eyes he calmly awaits her reply.*
 
dragon14 said:
Alright... it's been fun. I'm leaving. Don't need the frustration.

:lil k:
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but DUDE!!!
You were so close to scoring!!!
 
Paulos said:


You sure? It's a nice sock, there's nothing wrong with it, I just can't find the other one.
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LOL!

Positive I am. Keep your sock, stuff it in your pants. It may also come in handy for other things. You never know what you can use ONE sock for. ;)
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


No that's okay. Keep your load of #3. Besides that burns my eyes.
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You sure? It's a nice sock, there's nothing wrong with it, I just can't find the other one.
 
I dated a hot Spanish chick once. Great sex, don't get me wrong. But not a very genuine person. She had this lisp that the wannabe elites around Barcelona adopt. "I am from Barthelona". NEXT...
 
dragon14 said:
I dated a hot Spanish chick once. Great sex, don't get me wrong. But not a very genuine person. She had this lisp that the wannabe elites around Barcelona adopt. "I am from Barthelona".
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The nerve. What a bitch.
 
dragon14 said:
I dated a hot Spanish chick once. Great sex, don't get me wrong. But not a very genuine person. She had this lisp that the wannabe elites around Barcelona adopt. "I am from Barthelona". NEXT...
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Spain is a great place with a lot of weird people. In the same country they speak the same language 20 different ways.

My family is not from Barcelona though...

Thank goodness I don't have a lisp.

I have a more European look than a Spanish look. I am puertorican, spanish and british.
 
I've had longer conversations with my real doll. Which, by the way, has been renamed "nvrbuffenuff". We are going to my house in the hamptons this weekend. She has been a very.... VERY.... naughty girl.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Spain is a great place with a lot of weird people. In the same country they speak the same language 20 different ways.

My family is not from Barcelona though...

Thank goodness I don't have a lisp.

I have a more European look than a Spanish look. I am puertorican, spanish and british.
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That's wonderful. Totally and completely wonderful. Tell us more. What kind of music do you listen to? What's your favorite color?
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


LOL!

Positive I am. Keep your sock, stuff it in your pants. It may also come in handy for other things. You never know what you can use ONE sock for. ;)
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I usually use them to clean up semen, maybe that's where the other one went.

Poyeboy can you please check under your girlfriend's bed for my other sock?
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Positive I am.
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Yoda speak I like.

Away put your clothes, rail you I will.
 
Nathan said:


That's wonderful. Totally and completely wonderful. Tell us more. What kind of music do you listen to? What's your favorite color?
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Okay but why do you care to know?

I listen to any music genre except country, techno and rap. Although I have been listening to some techno lately. I listen to rock music the most. I would say rock is my favorite genre.

I have many favorite colors. Red, black, yellow and purple.
 
dragon14 said:
I've had longer conversations with my real doll. Which, by the way, has been renamed "nvrbuffenuff". We are going to my house in the hamptons this weekend. She has been a very.... VERY.... naughty girl.
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This all seems like news to me...
 
Um... it's working! Go Nathan go!

"nvrbuffenuff" - you truly do look amazing. good work. as a member of a fitness board, I congratulate you, and move one to exploit those less hot and European.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:



Okay but why do you care to know?

I listen to any music genre except country, techno and rap. Although I have been listening to some techno lately. I listen to rock music the most. I would say rock is my favorite genre.

I have many favorite colors. Red, black, yellow and purple.
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How interesting. How bizarre. Do you have any pets? Do you like rollercoasters? Do you have sex with weird guys you meet over the internet who ask a lot of questions? (See, I was building up to something there.)
 
Just out of curiosity, i mean it looks like you do and all, but do you diet and workout nvrbuffenuff_girl?
 
Nvr_buff if you were forced to suck the dick of either a Goat or a chimpanzee which would you choose and why? You can only choose one by the way.
 
Paulos said:
Nvr_buff if you were forced to suck the dick of either a Goat or a chimpanzee which would you choose and why? You can only choose one by the way.
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lol....i was gonna ask that
 
crmdogg said:
Just out of curiosity, i mean it looks like you do and all, but do you diet and workout nvrbuffenuff_girl?
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Yes I do diet and workout.

I had surgery last week so I can't workout for another two weeks which is really killing me but I work out 4 days a week.
 
thats cool, none of the chicks up here where i live will diet even moderatly, or work out. I dont know why, they are just to lazy. You should teach these chicks up here in AK a lesson, i mean some of them have alright bodys genetically but they could be soo much better if they trained.
 
Nathan said:


How interesting. How bizarre. Do you have any pets? Do you like rollercoasters? Do you have sex with weird guys you meet over the internet who ask a lot of questions? (See, I was building up to something there.)
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Yes I have pets.

I love rollercoasters. The bigger, faster, taller the better!

No I do not have sex with weird guys I meet over the internet who asks a lot of questions. Not even ones that do not ask a lot of questions.
 
Paulos said:


I said forced, not choice. Someone has a gun to your head and is going to burn your entire family alive if you do not fellate one of the two previously mentioned animals.

So which is it?
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Let them kill me!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Yes I do diet and workout.

I had surgery last week so I can't workout for another two weeks which is really killing me but I work out 4 days a week.
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I said forced, not choice. Someone has a gun to your head and is going to burn your entire family alive if you do not fellate one of the two previously mentioned animals.

So which is it?
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Yes I have pets.

I love rollercoasters. The bigger, faster, taller the better!

No I do not have sex with weird guys I meet over the internet who asks a lot of questions. Not even ones that do not ask a lot of questions.
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Alright guys, clearly I'm in so fuck off.
 
Paulos said:
BLULIT OWNED BY APUALOS 3/4/3923
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LMAO... u were so fuckin excited to type that out that you couldn't contain yourself.
 
I just want to make sure that nvrbuff is aware of the irony of this whole thread.

Are you aware nvrbuff???
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Let them kill me!
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But they're going to burn everyone you care about alive at the steak, and the only thing you have to do to save them is salivate all over a pulsating chimapnzee penis until said chimpanzee gives you the money shot.

How selfish you are.
 
crmdogg said:
thats cool, none of the chicks up here where i live will diet even moderatly, or work out. I dont know why, they are just to lazy. You should teach these chicks up here in AK a lesson, i mean some of them have alright bodys genetically but they could be soo much better if they trained.
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Not every girl here where I live is into training and dieting. I don't really have girls as friends. The girls that I use to work with thought I was hurting my body by eating healthy. I worked with this one chick who was 34 and skinny as could be but her diet sucked. She would eat candy bars from the snack machine every hour of the day.

Once I mentioned something to her about her diet when she commented on my healthy food choices and she said she had nothing to worry about since her mom didn't gain weight until she was 40.

I think you can't teach those that don't care to learn. One day when they are fat they will decide to start training and dieting. That will only happen to half of them anyway.
 
Paulos said:


But they're going to burn everyone you care about alive at the steak, and the only thing you have to do to save them is salivate all over a pulsating chimapnzee penis until said chimpanzee gives you the money shot.

How selfish you are.
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In this situation, selfish I am.
 
Nvr_Buff will you mail me a pair of your panties? It's not for anything creepy I just want to sniff them and wear them on my head.
 
Paulos said:
Hey Nvr_Buff if you woke up in a desolate part of the woods after a camping trip and had a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
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That's a powerful question for a lot of really good reasons. It really gives a feel for a person's personality.
 
Hey Nvr_Buff if you woke up in a desolate part of the woods after a camping trip and had a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
 
OK... did everybody miss THIS POST or am I the only one that thinks thats funny shit?
 
Nathan said:


How about furry things? Do you like them? Kitties? Puppies? Sasquatches?
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Nature Broly loves furry things.
Or, to be more specific, bears.
 
I'm sorry guys, but none of you know how to handle women. You must subconsciously imprint sexual imagery into their psyche, and it must be done so subtley, with even the tiniest minutae addressed, so that she will be none the wiser. Observe.

Nvrbuffenuff_girl, thank you kindly for showing us a picture of your well-developed physique. I feel I should return the favor and show you a pic of myself:

cucumber.gif


Haha, I know what you're thinking. How does he achieve such lavish skin tone? Well the answer, my dear, is plenty of milk! At least a gallon a day, though I sometimes embarassingly get a milk moustache in the presence of women...

dupuis-0216.jpg


Anyhow, I would love to go out with you sometime, if just to sightsee,

washington-monument.jpg


visit a fine sculpture exhibit

vaginal.jpg


or maybe just hang out with friends:

Orgy.jpg


Call me.
 
Debaser said:
I'm sorry guys, but none of you know how to handle women. You must subconsciously imprint sexual imagery into their psyche, and it must be done so subtley, with even the tiniest minutae addressed, so that she will be none the wiser. Observe.

Nvrbuffenuff_girl, thank you kindly for showing us a picture of your well-developed physique. I feel I should return the favor and show you a pic of myself:

cucumber.gif


Haha, I know what you're thinking. How does he achieve such lavish skin tone? Well the answer, my dear, is plenty of milk! At least a gallon a day, though I sometimes embarassingly get a milk moustache in the presence of women...

dupuis-0216.jpg


Anyhow, I would love to go out with you sometime, if just to sightsee,

washington-monument.jpg


visit a fine sculpture exhibit

vaginal.jpg


or maybe just hang out with friends:

Orgy.jpg


Call me.
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:FRlol:
 
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