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nvrbuffenuff_girl...

It good to see that Smalls has been resurrected for the "not getting any" crowd on elite! Serial Masterbators deserve some hope to!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:
It good to see that Smalls has been resurrected for the "not getting any" crowd on elite! Serial Masterbators deserve some hope to!
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Too geriatric to masturbate but young enough to cockblock. Impressive.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Just so you know, Test Boy is big, fast , and tall. A real stallion he is. [/QUOTE

Is that an exerpt from the review of your latest in the "My life of a fluffer" series, or what you had printed on all your pink tank tops??
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nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


What are you doing home on 4th of July?
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Interesting question, just got back from the state park. It is too hot here for my tastes and I dislike crowded conditions and lots and lots of cops.

Painting the house as I said before, it is too hot except for mornings and evenings, the paint dries too quickly otherwise.

I have 3 houses to paint or stain right now because I borrowed some money from my folks mostly. Cars problems!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


I already had a vacation! Just Relaxing etc!
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Cool!

I wish it wasn't raining. I was at a party but the rain broke that up.

I hate living here on holidays. Everyone comes to the beach and thinks your driveway is a free parking lot. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Testosterone boy said:
Do you have anything going on other than the interent Dcup? Oh never mind.
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Yes! But it's not painting houses if your curious!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Cool!

I wish it wasn't raining. I was at a party but the rain broke that up.

I hate living here on holidays. Everyone comes to the beach and thinks your driveway is a free parking lot. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Holiday Beachers can get on ones nerves!

As far as a party every hear of Webcam Strip Poker? It's all the rage for Rainy days etc!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


lol

good for you! Virtual Flesh Sucks!
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Anabolicmd and his girlfriend are coming over.

Maybe they'll want to play REAL strip poker. It sure would be interesting. I wouldn't play as I always lose. I don't know how to play poker and no one ever wants to teach me. :rolleyes:
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Anabolicmd and his girlfriend are coming over.

Maybe they'll want to play REAL strip poker. It sure would be interesting. I wouldn't play as I always lose. I don't know how to play poker and no one ever wants to teach me. :rolleyes:
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You mean 2Thick and his imaginary girlfiend! Watch out!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Anabolicmd and his girlfriend are coming over.

Maybe they'll want to play REAL strip poker. It sure would be interesting. I wouldn't play as I always lose. I don't know how to play poker and no one ever wants to teach me. :rolleyes:
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Wait a second.....anabolic is bringing over the December issue of Playboy? Whatever.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Bros.....TBoy got shot down badly by this chick Gave her some halfway decent lines too.

Give a bro some karma?
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Fuck you.
I created this thread motha fukka.

You SUCK without me
 
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Robert Jan said:
This thread is hilarious
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And to be noted for the fact that TBoy offered to grant sexual favors......and was shot down. :D

I'm pretty serious. I've had good luck simply walking up to hot chicks and saying I'd be willing to grant them sexual favors.

Apparently the nvrbuffenuff girl has never experienced the raw animal magnetism, (and largish shlong) that TBoy offers.
 
Though I was initially tempted to remind this female of her one and only, typically self-chosen and always advertised, function on this earth, that of, "three more holes to cum in for the right price," I find that somewhere between the Canadian Cow Hand's typical post-style of, "short, even if I have no point," and the cryptic, almost witless flirting of FCup, I glanced upon and read perhaps a row or two of trihole's text that may indicate the presence of "character," though a more careful observation is required before I, personally, am willing to elevate this one above cum-hole status.
 
Big Johnson said:
Though I was initially tempted to remind this female of her one and only, typically self-chosen and always advertised, function on this earth, that of, "three more holes to cum in for the right price," I find that somewhere between the Canadian Cow Hand's typical post-style of, "short, even if I have no point," and the cryptic, almost witless flirting of FCup, I glanced upon and read perhaps a row or two of trihole's text that may indicate the presence of "character," though a more careful observation is required before I, personally, am willing to elevate this one above cum-hole status.
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Nah.....she has some good qualities as a person. Lousy taste in men though. Shoot.....I was willing to rail her brains out.
 
Big Johnson said:
Though I was initially tempted to remind this female of her one and only, typically self-chosen and always advertised, function on this earth, that of, "three more holes to cum in for the right price," I find that somewhere between the Canadian Cow Hand's typical post-style of, "short, even if I have no point," and the cryptic, almost witless flirting of FCup, I glanced upon and read perhaps a row or two of trihole's text that may indicate the presence of "character," though a more careful observation is required before I, personally, am willing to elevate this one above cum-hole status.
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longest sentence ever.
 
What about this one?

In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this Contract, the Seller may: at his option: (a) Declare immediately due and payable the entire unpaid balance of purchase price, with accrued interest, taxes, and annual charge, and demand full payment thereof, and enforce conveyance of the land by termination of the contract or according to the terms hereof, in which case the Purchaser shall also be liable to the Seller for reasonable attorney's fees for services rendered by any attorney on behalf of the Seller, or (b) sell said land and premises or any part thereof at public auction, in such manner, at such time and place, upon such terms and conditions, and upon such public notice as the Seller may deem best for the interest of all concerned, consisting of advertisement in a newspaper of general circulation in the county or city in which the security property is located at least once a week for Three (3) successive weeks or for such period as applicable law may require and, in case of default of any purchaser, to re-sell with such postponement of sale or resale and upon such public notice thereof as the Seller may determine, and upon compliance by the Purchaser with the terms of sale, and upon judicial approval as may be required by law, convey said land and premises in fee simple to and at the cost of the Purchaser, who shall not be liable to see to the application of the purchase money; and from the proceeds of the sale: First to pay all proper costs and charges, including but not limited to court costs, advertising expenses, auctioneer's allowance, the expenses, if any required to correct any irregularity in the title, premium for Seller's bond, auditor's fee, attorney's fee, and all other expenses of sale occurred in and about the protection and execution of this contract, and all moneys advanced for taxes, assessments, insurance, and with interest thereon as provided herein, and all taxes due upon said land and premises at time of sale, and to retain as compensation a commission of five percent (5%) on the amount of said sale or sales; SECOND, to pay the whole amount then remaining unpaid of the principal of said contract, and interest thereon to date of payment, whether the same shall be due or not, it being understood and agreed that upon such sale before maturity of the contract the balance thereof shall be immediately due and payable; THIRD, to pay liens of record against the security property according to their priority of lien and to the extent that funds remaining in the hands of the Seller are available; and LAST, to pay the remainder of said proceeds, if any, to the vendor, his heirs, personals representatives, successors or assigns upon the delivery and surrender to the vendee of possession of the land and premises, less costs and excess of obtaining possession.
 
what the

You actually think someone is going to read that horseshit ?
 
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