Nutty Gorilla in Dallas

[BlkDragon]

Some gorilla got loose in the zoo and mauled a few people. The Dallas police had to put him down. Can u imagine if Coleman was still there? It wouldv'e been close, 2 300 pounders going at it. O'h ya go Cowboys, they got Keyshawn.

 

[Delinquent]

Keyshawn?? lol.

 

[BileStew]

They found him, he was just horny to see his gal.

 

[Apöllo]

Yeah I heard about that shit. How fucking sad that they had to kill the fucking gorilla. It wasn't his fault. Those people just got in the fucking way.

 

[supersizeme]

i'da fucked that gorilla up north dallas style. after i whipped him i'd sit ontop of his defeated ass, peel a banana and eat it. be like, "WHAT, gorilla"

 

[the nature boy]

show me the monkey.

 

[FreeballinDC]

i'da fucked that gorilla up north dallas style...

you mean you'd run over him in your BMW 5 series a couple of times, then get out and kick him with your Allen Edmonds, making sure you didn't get blood on your Abboud suit.

After which you would dab your sweaty brow with a Zegna tie, and proclaim "My job is DONE!" and drive off.

 

[Apöllo]

you mean you'd run over him in your BMW 5 series a couple of times, then get out and kick him with your Allen Edmonds, making sure you didn't get blood on your Abboud suit.

After which you would dab your sweaty brow with a Zegna tie, and proclaim "My job is DONE!" and drive off.

Yeah drive to his bicth ass Highland Park castle.

 

[Zebo]

you mean you'd run over him in your BMW 5 series a couple of times, then get out and kick him with your Allen Edmonds, making sure you didn't get blood on your Abboud suit.

After which you would dab your sweaty brow with a Zegna tie, and proclaim "My job is DONE!" and drive off.

Damn...its like you're standing right here. Spooky......

 

[supersizeme]

you mean you'd run over him in your BMW 5 series a couple of times, then get out and kick him with your Allen Edmonds, making sure you didn't get blood on your Abboud suit.

After which you would dab your sweaty brow with a Zegna tie, and proclaim "My job is DONE!" and drive off.

Heheh...you got it. Except you left out the part where I tag his ear with my Tom Thumb reward card and then build a Starbucks in his cage.