Now this is how you SERIOUSLY wipe some ass....

[chris302001]

FRONT TO BACK BABY!

 

[Smurfy]

lol!

 

[stephen4327]

i wipe back to front

 

[chris302001]

awww man, they took away my pic!

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I wipe front to back 3 times, then when that's done I wipe back to front twice to get rid of anything that didn't stick to the tissue the first 3 wipes and ended up on my crack.

When that's all done I go for a final front to back.

I do this without fail each time and it takes no more than 44 seconds and no less than 43. You can time your watch to it.

The worst thing is when there is no tissue about!

Then I'm just up shits creek

 

[hurricane]

i use baby wipess!!!

 

[chris302001]

I just wipe my butt til there's no more poop on the paper....hasn't failed me yet!

 

[walliwalibus]

Wiping ass, great..... this is clean. Lets see.... first I go front to back. Then out of all nothing good, I go back to left side but forward a little. Then I take a sharp right. I go in a circle motion then call an audible. When that happens I do a secret move that works wonders. After that I grab some paper, and do the same thing. ahahahaha LOL

 

[chris302001]

wiping ass, great..... This is clean. Lets see.... First i go front to back. Then out of all nothing good, i go back to left side but forward a little. Then i take a sharp right. I go in a circle motion then call an audible. When that happens i do a secret move that works wonders. after that i grab some paper, and do the same thing. ahahahaha lol

lmao!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

Nothing is worse than the dreaded poke-through.