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Now Screening Applicants for My E-Nemesis

u r sooo hot
 
ksharp01 said:
I just want to be your E-Friend :heart:
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I appreciate that but you really can't be friends with your nemesis, it completely defeats the point of having a nemesis. Plus, I really don't see you as the diabolical type.
 
I'd reduce you to a puddle of red.

In fact, I just might do that! But first I gotta finish my last set with the colored dumbbells. brb
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I'd reduce you to a puddle of red.

In fact, I just might do that! But first I gotta finish my last set with the colored dumbbells. brb
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You were pulling off the diabolical until you mentioned the dumbbells. Plus, being my nemesis has to be your number one priority. You just haven't shown the kind of dedication I require. You have to be on EF 24/7 just in case I post so you can immediately respond as my nemesis.
 
I'll be your nemesis, I'm new.. I've got nothing to lose..

this friendly thing is just a clever guise.

I'm really a dark evil sadistic mother fucker!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
May I suggest HR?
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I'm afraid she might resort to blatant name calling if provoked long enough. My nemesis must use witty remarks, inference and insinuation to insult and mock me, overt name calling is too low brow.Now, overt threats of violence and dismemberment are fine as it sort of goes hand in hand with being diabolical.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I'll be your nemesis, I'm new.. I've got nothing to lose..

this friendly thing is just a clever guise.

I'm really a dark evil sadistic mother fucker!
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I may have to run this like a reality TV show. I'll narrow it to a pool of finalists, all of which will interact with me as my nemesis. Every few days I'll post a poll and EF gets to vote someone off the list. Hmmmm
 
Also, I'm canadian no one expects that.

I could say things.. like your poor dog he looks like he's suffocating from lack of fresh oxygen..
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I'll be your nemesis, I'm new.. I've got nothing to lose..

this friendly thing is just a clever guise.

I'm really a dark evil sadistic mother fucker!
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Friendly


Canadian


Two strikes against you bro.
 
clearly I would make for the most challenging a nemesis, since you know nothing about me, and I have alot of stuff I can read about you.

you know so much about all these others, who love adore you and cherish you.. wanting to be your nemesis.. for reasons beyond me.

where as I can provide you that element of surprise! the mystery of the unknown.. etc etc.

Btw your dog looks very nice in your avatar, was he ok with you putting the blue shirt on him like that?
 
javaguru was standing next to me and posed "When did I get bigger than you?"

I replied, "It doesn't matter".

He asked "why?"

I replied, "Because you'll never be smarter".
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
clearly I would make for the most challenging a nemesis, since you know nothing about me, and I have alot of stuff I can read about you.

you know so much about all these others, who love adore you and cherish you.. wanting to be your nemesis.. for reasons beyond me.

where as I can provide you that element of surprise! the mystery of the unknown.. etc etc.

Btw your dog looks very nice in your avatar, was he ok with you putting the blue shirt on him like that?
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The problem is that you're Canadian, if your country had more of a militaristic/imperialistic/ genocidal history it wouldn't matter. Maybe if you change your country of origin. Being Canadian just kills the diabolical aspect.
 
I was thinking, it's too bad I'm not a Christian because if I could find a willing nemesis of another faith it would be a literal fountain of discord.
 
I was going to take China next just for the overwhelming numbers, I thought Iraq would have been a polotically bad choice, so I stayed away from that one.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I was going to take China next just for the overwhelming numbers, I thought Iraq would have been a polotically bad choice, so I stayed away from that one.
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Too bad Bush didn't.
 
redguru said:
javaguru was standing next to me and posed "When did I get bigger than you?"

I replied, "It doesn't matter".

He asked "why?"

I replied, "Because you'll never be smarter".
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I already think you're a good borly.
 
*raises hand*


I havent had one of those since Chaos Mage


miss that dude...From Zero as well
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
but.. I now live in north korea.. with the north koreans..

-coughs-
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lol


As opposed to living in North Korea with those damn South Koreans
 
PuddleMonkey said:
But Your User Name Still Reads canadian?
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That's the beauty of it. Nobody considers Canada or Canadians threatening. It leads to a false sense of security. I like the idea of Korea though, the pompadour alone......

However, Stefka legitimately scares me and so does HR but she hasn't posted up yet.
 
javaguru said:
That's the beauty of it. Nobody considers Canada or Canadians threatening. It leads to a false sense of security. I like the idea of Korea though, the pompadour alone......

However, Stefka legitimately scares me and so does HR but she hasn't posted up yet.
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So I'm winning?
 
pfft, SHE scares you?

what about all the .. nuclear.. stuff I'm working with over here..

plus look at her hair picture.. so innocent and pretty.. nothing to be afraid of Imo.

IVE GOT BOMBS!


and yes shadow.. as opposed to living in north korea with the south koreans.. heh..
 
WAsnt there a member named "iamkimjong" or something a while back??
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
you are short bus special..

Im just trying to help myself in the running here.
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I've been trying to help you out but Stefka is also a female which means those female bashing threads are always fair game too. You've shown a genuine interest and passion for the position.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
lol let me know about your final decision, what if you had two nemesis? we could work together yanno.
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That's always a possibility and since the position pays $0.00. Co-nemeses. The only problem is that it reduces the status of the position. I'll definitely take it under consideration.
 
Stefka said:
Your e-nemesis needs to be hot (and an evil nerd).
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I concur, a dark haired female that could be cast as an evil villain in a major motion picture fits the e-image, I'll still out nerd you. Plus, you really scare me. :worried:
 
javaguru said:
I concur, a dark haired female that could be cast as an evil villain in a major motion picture fits the e-image, I'll still out nerd you. Plus, you really scare me. :worried:
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Tell me what scares you the most so I can do it more.
 
Stefka said:
Tell me what scares you the most so I can do it more.
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The total package. Actually, a friend of mine in the Army told me about something that happened to his friend when he met this German girl. He went back to her place for a long weekend. To make a long story short, he showed up at first formation with scabs all over his body. When it was inquired as to what happened he said,"She tied me up, pulled out a cat o' nine tails and told me she was going to beat me until I cum." :worried:
 
javaguru said:
The total package. Actually, a friend of mine in the Army told me about something that happened to his friend when he met this German girl. He went back to her place for a long weekend. To make a long story short, he showed up at first formation with scabs all over his body. When it was inquired as to what happened he said,"She tied me up, pulled out a cat o' nine tails and told me she was going to beat me until I cum." :worried:
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Did he cum?
 
Based on the responses given, it's been a tough choice but I feel that stefka is the natural choice for the position. From this point forward, she is my e-nemesis and will be afforded all rights and privileges of said position.
 
Stefka said:
I hope you prove to be a worthy opponent.
From this point on I shall be plotting your demise.
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Excellent start, I anticipate sparring with you. You are a natural fit for the position.
 
mountain muscle said:
catch me when I just woke up or am hungry.

I am a white Pol Pot until i have caffeine or food.
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Get some sleep you need all your fingers! BM just signed all the pages for her new teeny tiny house in Hurst. Refer to her yahoo page

Be well oil boy!
:santa:
 
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