NOW, I've seen everything!

[bullett]

At the gym last eve...

Big fat chicka, around 25 y/o on the Smith machine, doin "chests" from a flat bench, with.....wait......5 lb plates on each side...

The Smith is counterbalanced so that the bar weighs virtually zero...

Now, I thought "Holy Shit!" I have seen it all....


NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Came back from the toilet, and LO AND BEHOLD......wait....wait....

You Guessed It! She took the plates off! Now shes doin chests......on the Smith Machine.........no weight!

Somebody give me a fuckin gun!


Seriously, I guess she burned more calories and got a better workout laying down, and gettin up from the bench, than she got from that shit....

Now , for those of you who say I should go over and help her, or "at least shes in the gym....fuckin wake up! She will probably go home and eat two fuckin boxes of twinkies , cause she feels so good about her workout....

Someday I wnat to belong to a gym that revokes memberships for that kind of shit...LOL , I guess I will have to own it for that to be true...

 

[vixenbabe]

Came back from the toilet

Why did you mention this lil bit of info in your story?

I know..I know...You got excited watching her "workout" and had to take things to hand huh?



I feel sorry for her to be honest!

 

[havoc]

Bullett, you sound hostile.

 

[jerkbox]

lol...

 

[john937]

I give her props...Everybody starts at the begining, at least she's started.
If you want to be upset with somebody, how about the gym management that takes her money but didn't put her on the right track?
Didn't somebody set her up on a program when she joined?

 

[2Shy]

I have to agree with John if she's new. Sometimes I suspect a lot of people don't know the bar on the Smith doesn't count for beans.

There were three girls at my gym last night, all giggly and silly. Obviously, this was their first time. One of them grabbed two fuzzy dumbbells--the smallest, are those 3 pounders?--sat on the sex machine and started hurling her arms up and down in a comedy curl. You could tell she felt stupid.

Couldn't stand it finally. Smiled and inquired how heavy her purse was. "Oh, it weighs a ton!" Then why are you fiddling with those wussy weights if you can already lift a ton? Have some ovaries, woman!

Actually, that made them laugh. That and they were happy someone showed them how to adjust the bench.

I was just happy not one of them worried about getting "bulky"!

 

[theoak01]

I definatly agree with the guys above

she is using weights when most women avoid it,and the fact she is there means she is trying to change her situation

 

[jerkbox]

people should do their homework....

 

[Bullit]

I believe the smith bar is NOT zero, but around 15-20 pounds.
At least it is at my gym.

 

[beastboy]

I believe the smith bar is NOT zero, but around 15-20 pounds.
At least it is at my gym.

Glad you straightened that tidbit out for us. It adds so much to the thread.

 

[TheProject]

Man, I hope Bullit gives us more training tips.

 

[the nature boy]

who cares what she was doing? either help the fat chick out or go about your own business. it's people with that kind of attitude that make people so self consious that they don't want to go to the gym for fear of being laughed at. The only person I pay attention to is ME. oh and I do pay attetion to the hot bitches too. But that's about it.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I bet she was juiced to the gills

 

[Bullit]

Glad you straightened that tidbit out for us. It adds so much to the thread.

Well his whole fuckin story is based on his fallicious assumption that the smith weighs zero.
Therefore, if it dosen't weigh zero, then the whole story is a worthless turd (much like all his other posts and yours as well).

You are dumb.

 

[TheProject]

Well his whole fuckin story is based on his fallicious assumption that the smith weighs zero.
Therefore, if it dosen't weigh zero, then the whole story is a worthless turd (much like all his other posts and yours as well).

You are dumb.

Still trying to justify copying his username?

 

[Bullit]

Still trying to justify copying his username?

You too, are dumb.

 

[Necrophagia]

Give her some Stacker2 and hit it.

 

[TheProject]

You too, are dumb.

Keep us posting on your smith benching. Hopefully, you too can work up to 5 lbs. on each side.

 

[beastboy]

who cares what she was doing? either help the fat chick out or go about your own business. it's people with that kind of attitude that make people so self consious that they don't want to go to the gym for fear of being laughed at. The only person I pay attention to is ME. oh and I do pay attetion to the hot bitches too. But that's about it.

Who the fuck are you, todays designated good samaritan?

 

[Necrophagia]

I thought I was?

 

[HumorMe]

I haven't.

 

[the nature boy]

Who the fuck are you, todays designated good samaritan?

every now and then between my posts about farts and poops and boobs I try and be nice.

so fuck off.

 

[bullett]

Re: Re: NOW, I've seen everything!

Why did you mention this lil bit of info in your story?

I know..I know...You got excited watching her "workout" and had to take things to hand huh?



I feel sorry for her to be honest!

No Vix...I really am major turned off by this type....

anyway, I feel sorry for her too. Normally, I don't care, unless they are taking up valuable machine time, but this was just too funny!

 

[Necrophagia]

Yer meen.

 

[bullett]

I believe the smith bar is NOT zero, but around 15-20 pounds.
At least it is at my gym.

I can't speak for what is "normal", but this machine, well the bar almost floats upward.... I don't believe for a second that it weighs 20 lbs....

anyway, doesn't matter, just thought it was funny. I have never seen that before....

AND...thanks for your contribution to my otherwise useless thread...

 

[Bullit]

I can't speak for what is "normal", but this machine, well the bar almost floats upward.... I don't believe for a second that it weighs 20 lbs....

You must go to a gym for gay fags that are dumb and stupid and weak. You ever see Project there?

 

[bullett]

You must go to a gym for gay fags that are dumb and stupid and weak. You ever see Project there?

LMAO....

I assume that you are kidding with that dry, incideous wit, cause I remind you that I have already called you out......

As for Pooject....well, could that have been him that I saw on the Smith??

 

[Bullit]

As for Pooject....well, could that have been him that I saw on the Smith??

 

[TheProject]

You must go to a gym for gay fags that are dumb and stupid and weak. You ever see Project there?

Post a pic.

Fattie.