Not Steroids but Close

[RazorsEdge]

New to the boards....just wanted to throw out my 2 cents. I'm a hard gainer and don't respond to shit. I don't over or under train and wasted thousands of $$ on all the "crap" supplements. I came across a company that changed all of that. I don't know if they are well known or not but they don't have colorful ads in the mags and all that other bullshit. They sell true "grey market" stuff. They ( Zoe labs) sell products like MEP, DCP, ANORTHARONE(this shit is scary folks) and Dicyclofenil. They have services for procuring other hard to get stuff, legal and maybe not so legal. Their services are outstanding, reasonable prices, and shipped on time (I live in Japan!) Just wanted to let you know I packed on pounds 12 lbs in a little less than 4 weeks and growing like a weed. I don't know what this stuff is (MEP & DCP) but it works for me. Just wanted to know if anybody has used their products with similar or better results.

P.S. I'm not trying to "sell" a sup. company or anything like that. I HATE fu@*ing supplement companies, but I think these guys are worth looking at.

PEACE

Pain is weakness leaving my body.

 

[riskybiz007]

i've heard some people having some success w/ zebutol, but i heard that's just Ecdysterone and that the new zebutol wasn't as effective as the older versions.
well about "ANORTHARONE(this shit is scary folks" just wanted to know why this is scary in your opinion? what is it and why is it scary?

 

[cheesePuss]

Hey RazorsEdge, sounds like your kickin ass. So you are taking MEP and DCP....what are they and what do they do.....and is this all that you are taking....and how much are you taking.... plus are there any sides?

thanks

 

[big mouse]

that's cool keep up on the gain's if you could send me some info on the company

 

[elijah]

Yeah right.....

Hey guys here is this places website http://www.zoelabs.com/

From the looks of it, not much except alot of hype.
Most of their "gray market" products don't even list the ingredients. And the ones that do are kinda odd...

Impact 250
100 mg Nordiol
60 mg 4ad
60 mg micronized 4ad huh????
30 mg 5 ad.

Looks injectable, or at least the bottle seems like something you'd use for injections, but they say nothing about sterility, or what the micronized 4 ad does for you, and if its so great, why still used "normal" 4ad.

Ingredients per capsule: 100 mg of caffeine
20 mg of norephedrine hcl
10 mg of ephedrine hcl
3.4 mg of yohimbine hcl
Hmmm pretty sure 3 mg is the most yohimbine you can put in a one serving suggestion, makes me wonder if their stuff would test out to be true.

And lastly they are more expensive, at least on impact 250 than dpsnutrition

Ya'll have fun now hear!

 

[big mouse]

thank's for the info bro

 

[fiatconspiracy]

oh my god this is so fucking cheesy!!!! How can you type this crap with a straight face!? "grey market" I laugh my ass off!! Hey if you want to push some crappy product have fun, but dont try to pretend that you arent the guy who owns the store!

 

[riskybiz007]

i'd say insulin is gray maket, and clomid gray market... but some of these things don't tell you what's in it. Hey i'm not accusing you of anything, nor saying you're pushing their products, but back up what you're saying here. and honestly i want to know what's scary about this product????

 

[dienbig]

THATS a big pst for your first one. Yea it does sound like your a salesman. IF SOMETHING SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE IT IS!!!

 

[nycdefender]

Not five minutes after joining Elite, this guy posts that he gained 12 lbs in a month on some "grey market" supplements. I wave the bullshit flag. Obviously a guy advertising his supplements. Suggestion--don't bother with those supps.

 

[thefameinmyname]

ANORTHARONE(this shit is scary folks) and Dicyclofenil.
P.S. I'm not trying to "sell" a sup. company or anything like that. I HATE fu@*ing supplement companies, but I think these guys are worth looking at.
PEACE
Pain is weakness leaving my body.

 

[The mann]

it's probaly what ronnie coleman used .............

talk is cheap

 

[FSUGeneticFreak]

I agree with you guys.....i smell BS!!!!

 

[The Skunk2000]

People have been hyping zoelabs for quite awhile around here... Not sure why they'd send someone new to do their work.

 

[adepss]

Yeah and heres an even better supplement to boost your bodyweight with solid mass I mean 0% bodyfat gained just solid mass..

Guaranteed to make gains of 5lbs in a day.
This is scary shit folks - but if you're a sucker it might be worth trying - the product is called ferrodiol commonly known as "iron mass bulker"

just down half a bucket per day and you'll gain in mass literally overnite.

the ingredients are top secret as this material has been smuggled out of the most advanced chem lab in Russia.

I'm new to the board you see, and uh yeah thta's right I'm not trying to sell you something, no I would'nt even use this crap unless you were serious about making absolutely unbelievable overnight gains in mass that not even the most most potent steroid could give you.

I mean this stuff would literally be without doubt the MOST revolutionary and most effective mass gainer EVER produced - so guys I'm not here to push for the product, okay?

Good I'm glad we've straightened that out!

so whats in thjis coolest of supplements?


okay okay , you really want to know what's in ferrodiol, yes! I hear you all saying in a resounding choir of curiosity.

Okay here it is the truth to gaining incredidle steel like mass.....................


.......................is...


the key ingredient..................


..............is...................






BAllbearings!!!!! haaa!!!

and I suppose you can buy this product direct from zoelabs too!.

-----sorry guys just kidding!

 

[elijah]

Yeah and heres an even better supplement to boost your bodyweight with solid mass I mean 0% bodyfat gained just solid mass..

Guaranteed to make gains of 5lbs in a day.
This is scary shit folks - but if you're a sucker it might be worth trying - the product is called ferrodiol commonly known as "iron mass bulker"

just down half a bucket per day and you'll gain in mass literally overnite.

the ingredients are top secret as this material has been smuggled out of the most advanced chem lab in Russia.

I'm new to the board you see, and uh yeah thta's right I'm not trying to sell you something, no I would'nt even use this crap unless you were serious about making absolutely unbelievable overnight gains in mass that not even the most most potent steroid could give you.

I mean this stuff would literally be without doubt the MOST revolutionary and most effective mass gainer EVER produced - so guys I'm not here to push for the product, okay?

Good I'm glad we've straightened that out!

so whats in thjis coolest of supplements?


okay okay , you really want to know what's in ferrodiol, yes! I hear you all saying in a resounding choir of curiosity.

Okay here it is the truth to gaining incredidle steel like mass.....................


.......................is...


the key ingredient..................


..............is...................






BAllbearings!!!!! haaa!!!

and I suppose you can buy this product direct from zoelabs too!.

-----sorry guys just kidding!

Dude!!! hook me up man I've been looking something this great forever.. hey is Biotest gonna be mad your preselling their latest innovation though??? They may send that massive tim to hunt you down and shoot you with rubber bands or something becareful brother their watching!

 

[adepss]

No probs at 260lbs I'm sure I can look after myself, they
did call me up the other day and boy were they pissed that I spilled the beans on their latest secret ingredient.

.....just 5 mins ago I got another call from them... guess what, you're not going to believe this...

they want to hire me and put me in charge of supplement research and development.

they liked my idea of selling a pre-packaged ferrodiol mass booster bucket that comes with a sublimal suggestion program .

once listened to the dudes will unbeknown to them hooked hypnotically to the products and will fork out thousands upon thousands of dollars on ferrodiol without a second thought.

so heres to my new job!!!!

 

[elijah]

I got another one, prolly get you a raise

Whatever you do, don't fall into the hype from "real body builders" about the next big sup!
While it may come in caulking tubes, and might even say silicone caulk on the sides, its been specially modified to be a potent site bulking steroid!

We'll send you
3 tubes of our super steroid like product (code named Caulk 10)

1 15 gauge needle (featuing our new never clean coating code named Infect1on factor X) so you never have to be sterile, umm I mean sterilize a needle again.

1 High tech applicator (Code named Caulking Gun)

All for the low low price of only 99.99.

Now we know there may be other tubes of caulking.. er steroids available at your local Walmart but they aren't as good as ours... umm cause we said so. Just like our zma!!!! See there is your proof. Buy it now, the FDA is so worried about you getting buff (yes buff not poisoned or infected) that we may not be selling this product for long (aka till we get enough money to buy a life)

 

[riskybiz007]

Hey the Razor guy has disappeared permanently i believe. His first post and he gone. AND i'm still trying to find out what the hell is so SCARY~!!!!!!!!!!
On another note, i agree w/ you guys and those b.s. ads about "The underground secret from China! and we have it" or "Russia's biggest secret weapon" and somehow these idiots are the ones that stole the secret and they want to rip you off hoping you'd believe them. I hate moronic ads like that.

 

[tmi533]

i have used thier products

i have used their products with some success its not steroids but it works peroid.zoelabs is the only company ig ained real world results 6 pds in a month and im already 220 lean ,and when i tried a product i didnt like they gave me a refund back again period so i say they aRE NUMBER ONE FOR NOW WITH ME. AND ALSO NO LIE WHY AM I POSTING BECAUSE I LIKE THEIR PRODUCTS AND THEY TELL ME POST NEG-OR -POS AND ILL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT ,BUT IF IT DINDT WORK IWOULDNT BUY AGAIN SO YOU DECIDE

 

[adepss]

okay good point..... they may well be worth it!

time will tell.

Can anybody tell me what their product DCP is
and what its supposed to do for you?

 

[gsxr600]

TMI you sell there products on ebay, dotn you?

 

[dgnr7982]

This post is spam - Zoelabs have been spamming a few boards lately - inc. bb.com and wannabebig - on those boards they were pimping injectable 1-Test - they made the exact same post on both boards asking for 'opinions' on the product - zoelabs is a real con merchant - you have been warned

 

[pa1ad]

Hey the Razor guy has disappeared permanently i believe. His first post and he gone. AND i'm still trying to find out what the hell is so SCARY~!!!!!!!!!!
On another note, i agree w/ you guys and those b.s. ads about "The underground secret from China! and we have it" or "Russia's biggest secret weapon" and somehow these idiots are the ones that stole the secret and they want to rip you off hoping you'd believe them. I hate moronic ads like that.

In china and russia they all are clamoring to get the USA secret weapon. Its a freaking joke.

I am in a very bad mood today.

 

[~ThaGame~]

....u've GOT to be shitten me......

 

[shoichi]

Just wanted to let you know I packed on pounds 12 lbs in a little less than 4 weeks and growing like a weed.

If I can pack on 12lbs in 4 weeks, I'll give up my gear.