Noisy Sex

[jh1]

any one do ass play,
like when the chick is on top of you, you grab her ass cheecks with both of your hands and let your fingers fondle the anus

As I have let it known in my previous 'Taint Threads' I am quite adept and getting my finger in a girl's ass while eating her out. They love it.

You just start to touch it then push and come back to it and eventually just put one in there one knuckle deep or so. Of course you have to be good enough to keep a finger on the other hand deep inside on the g-spot and keep enough dexterity to make sure the clit is still fully exposed.

Drives 'em nuts. Even girls that won't have anything to do with any ass-play don't complain when it comes to this... so much is going on... so much ecstasy they ain't about to say a word besides "Don't Stop, Don't Stop"


LOL....

 

[KillahBee]

You're probably right.... for many people

But I'm pretty sure I can "mind fuck" you at a table over a cup of coffee with your clothes on.



MUHAHAHHA

I bet you can sweety, I bet you can.

 

[tiger88]

i also like hate fucking

 

[KillahBee]

i also like hate fucking

that's what years of prison ass-sex will do to a person.

 

[jh1]

i also like hate fucking

Yeah hate fucking is cool.

My g/f also likes to play hard to get - like let me start to lick her and then jump outta bed and make me throw her back down. Stuff like that. Or scwerm off of me when I am in her...

That can be fun.

I am known to say 'Who's Pussy Is This?' - you have to work this one in there... ya know when you're both drunk and just have a good slam fest. Give 'em a tug on the hair right when you say it too... maybe put a finger in their mouth. I have yet to say it and not get a 'It's Your's' in reply. Then you always follow up with a 'What?' to which another 'It's Your's' is expected.


LOL.

 

[Dial_tone]

if they don't make noise i'll purposely act disinterested just to get out of there faster

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah hate fucking is cool.

My g/f also likes to play hard to get - like let me start to lick her and then jump outta bed and make me throw her back down. Stuff like that. Or scwerm off of me when I am in her...

That can be fun.

I am known to say 'Who's Pussy Is This?' - you have to work this one in there... ya know when you're both drunk and just have a good slam fest. Give 'em a tug on the hair right when you say it too... maybe put a finger in their mouth. I have yet to say it and not get a 'It's Your's' in reply. Then you always follow up with a 'What?' to which another 'It's Your's' is expected.


LOL.

I never thought the whole "Whose pussy is this?!" line would ever work for me until I met this crazy broad I used to sleep with. She loved it. She was also a huge fan of talking about my unit while it was in her.

 

[Smurfy]

best thread ever

and i mean that

 

[ChefWide]

But I'm pretty sure I can "mind fuck" you at a table over a cup of coffee with your clothes on.



MUHAHAHHA

Best. Post. Ever.


The bar has been raised, carry on.

 

[KillahBee]

best thread ever

and i mean that

the combination of this thread, your avarant, and "I Like Cool Whip" is giving me a hard-on at work.