No Wilda sighting, but...

[The Shadow]

...I saw some whack shit in the gym last night. I personally saw:

One old dude fall off the treadmill because he tried to turn around and walk backwards so he could talk to his wife who was on a tread behind him.


Saw a 15 year old doing MASSIVE SPEED reps with the olympic bar. I saw him do at least 100 reps. He slamed the bar down and screamed "Yeah Baby!!" when he was thru.


Saw a dude get mangled by a hot chick who hip tossed him because he kept hitting on her during her workout in the back room.


Saw another dude get pinned with 315 on the bar doing bench because his partner was watching the chick across the room doing stiff deadlifts.

 

[WODIN]

I saw the massive speed reps thing with someone doing a dumbbell pull over. WTF? Sounded like he was about to nut on the bench.

 

[smallmovesal]

i saw a lot of sweaty old men playing badminton

i swear almost everyone in my gym seems to believe in fast reps... it's insane.

i also saw the veins in my bicep popping out a bit and i thought that was pretty cool

i didn't really see anything funny yesterday.

 

[velvett]

Saw a dude get mangled by a hot chick who hip tossed him because he kept hitting on her during her workout in the back room.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[The Shadow]

i saw a lot of sweaty old men playing badminton

i swear almost everyone in my gym seems to believe in fast reps... it's insane.

i also saw the veins in my bicep popping out a bit and i thought that was pretty cool

i didn't really see anything funny yesterday.

AL - you have really made progress on that body of yours, you should be proud.

 

[Raina]

There's a guy who tends to work out at the same time that I do-- so I see him a lot through the week. I usually chat with him, actually sort of had a little crush on him for a while. Last weekend I was doing some cooldown cardio after lifting and he came over and talked to me. Out of the blue he apparently decided it would be a great idea to feel my ass and tell me that it felt firm....walked away and wished me a good workout. Isn't that bizarre?? I was so tired I didn't really react, now I think I'd like to knee him in the groin....

There's a fat old guy who's always there too. He does all sorts of weird martial arts moves while watching himself in the mirror. He always wears little shorts with high black socks. I have no clue what he's doing but he gets pretty into it. It's always interesting to go to the gym.

 

[The Shadow]

Out of the blue he apparently decided it would be a great idea to feel my ass and tell me that it felt firm....

Note to self:

Do NOT grab the booty until she is finished working out.

 

[Raina]

Note to self:
Do NOT grab the booty until she is finished working out.

You're right-- if the woman is exhausted enough she maybe won't have the energy to flip out.

Why the hell would anyone think it would be okay to do that?? We were talking about cardio-- it wasn't like I was sitting there saying "ooooh...I wonder how much butt feels?? I wish someone would grope it and share their opinions". VERY uncomfortable. At least he didn't say it felt flabby....

 

[HighIntensity]

theres a kid in my gym that must weight 100 pounds at 6'5

well before doing a variety of exercises, most I of which I hardly reconize...he sits down indian style and meditates for 15 to 20 mins.

 

[smallmovesal]

AL - you have really made progress on that body of yours, you should be proud.

thanks so much... my legs are lagging but i'll get them goin


once a man beside me decided to blow his nose into his hand and wipe it on his shirt - twice!

 

[casavant]

Out of the blue he apparently decided it would be a great idea to feel my ass and tell me that it felt firm....walked away and wished me a good workout.

LOL! Sounds like you've got a real Romeo on your hands, Raina.

 

[Milhouse]

An old naked sweaty guy walked up to me in the locker room and told me he would make it worth my while if I shaved his nuts.

Needless to say I am $10 richer

 

[The Shadow]

Hell - how could I forget.

There is a dude in mid/late 30's whio assures me th at he used to be a powerlifter back in the day. SO last week, he is squatting..."Uhhhhhhhmmmmnnnggnngngng!!!!!!" he SHOUTS after each rep. So - he wants me to spot him.....with 185 pounds on the bar. He does good reps so I leave. After a couple of minutes he calls me back over 315 on the bar this time. Asks for a spot. Now I have a weird feeling about spotting guys when squatting. There isn't a position that will do a lot of good if he gets in trouble. Sure enough 2nd rep, he needs me, I grab he weight belts with on hand, the other goes arounf to his chest to keep the torso upright. He racks the bar. Says "Wheeew!! Thanks man.""

Not 10 f*cking minutes later, he says one more set. I'm thinking back-off set, hehehehe.....405 on the bar. I said I would not help him with that weight, it was too much and that we both could get hurt. Use the safety railings on the cage.

He cons two other guys to spot him, one on each end of the bar. He unracks the weight and staggers backward. He drops like a freight elevator so quickly that his spotters do not have their hands on the bar. Guy gets folded like an chair. His torso bends forward, like a good morning and the weight ROLLS off the back of his head and crashes in front of him.

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: No Wilda sighting, but...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why do women think that sort of thing is funny??

Oh yeah - same thing with penis jokes.

Not funny.

 

[smallmovesal]

oh once i saw a man groaning VERY loudly while doing leg presses... he wasn't even pressing much weight.

 

[The Shadow]

oh once i saw a man groaning VERY loudly while doing leg presses... he wasn't even pressing much weight.

That was me. I was groaning while I was watching you do the inner/outer thigh machine...

 

[HighIntensity]

the things you see as a personal trainer, good one corn.

 

[smallmovesal]

That was me. I was groaning while I was watching you do the inner/outer thigh machine...

hmmm he *did* have his hand in his pocket.

cornhole, i weigh a whopping 120 now!

 

[The Shadow]

hmmm he *did* have his hand in his pocket.

cornhole, i weigh a whopping 120 now!

How tall are you 5'3"-5'5"??

Don't be concerned with the scale - go by how you look.

 

[smallmovesal]

5'5" - and the clothes are tighter. my shoulders are outgrowing my tops.

 

[The Shadow]

5'5" - and the clothes are tighter. my shoulders are outgrowing my tops.

Very Nice my little Juice Monkey.

It's fun to outgrow clothes isn't it??

Well, I mean, until you have to go buy new ones.

 

[smallmovesal]

luckily i have some stuff at home that had been a bit loose and now fit nicely.

 

[starfish]

How do you hip toss someone??

 

[The Shadow]

How do you hip toss someone??

You know. The judo thing. Think twisting headlock over the hip.

 

[frorider6]

Where the fuck do you people work out?

I'm SOOOOOOO thankful for my gym at this point.

 

[Raina]

Where the fuck do you people work out?

I'm SOOOOOOO thankful for my gym at this point.

Minimal ass groping at your gym???

 

[The Shadow]

Minimal ass groping at your gym???

The only groping that goes on at my gym carried out by me.

 

[frorider6]

My gym is in downtown Denver. I work out with a bunch of professional men and women, some in good shape, none really under 20. And since most have money, they get personal trainers when they first join. Really cuts down on the dumbshit factor.

 

[sheez_ripped]

Weirdest thing i saw...

it was about 9 on a Sat morning...this really pale guy in sunglasses was sitting in the Hammersmith shoulder machine...i noticed him when i came in to meet my trainer that he wasn't moving...and he was just kinda lying back against the back of the machine...about that time the girl behind the desk asked us to check on him cause he had been in that position on that machine for a while...so my trainer goes over to him and he WAS ASLEEP!!! in the shoulder machine!!! WTF! but at least he was only asleep! cause he looked like he was DEAD!!!

i haven't seen him back in the gym either....very strange!! lol!