No Sex Please, We're Soldiers

[SirWanksalot]

No Sex Please, We're Soldiers
Fri Sep 20, 9:22 AM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20020920/od_nm/sex_dc

BERLIN (Reuters) - Germans mulling joining the army may think twice now thanks to a new regulation banning soldiers from having sex while in active service.

The Defense Ministry said on Friday it had issued a decree stating that sleeping with fellow soldiers of either sex, or indeed their partners, would be bad for morale, threatening "mutual trust and soldiers' willingness to help each other."

The army originally laid out a series of proposals on how to behave with female colleagues when women were first allowed into active army service at the beginning of 2001. Now they have set them in stone.

Women soldiers will also have to take down their favorite pin-ups, as one clause, expressly formulated to include both men and women, prohibits them from hanging up pornographic images that might offend others.


Recruitment plummets by two million percent

 

[2Thick]

You might as well make them do the elephant walk to breakfast, lunch and dinner, too.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

I can see the reasoning behind this...When I was active I could see how same unit relationships could cause problems. We're dealing in real life shit everyday, the last thing we need is to have some stupid ass drama overr some bitch or over some dick in your unit. Who the hell would want to date a chick in the Army anyway? Most of them were either fat as fuck or whores.