no #3 nor so good is shit pants!!

[rsnoble]

oh fuck man!!!!!!!!!!ok story go//???:::i at bar, with 43bar sweethear causein she hot! she leave, i offer play pool biwtih bar pool sharldk, i ki kin hix ass, he sober, me drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!anyways i have ta fart. fart = shit=soaked=underwhere!!!!!!!!!!!
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not so bad yet............then cute in bitch says my baby shit his pants this am...................then opponnet says yes shit in pants it is. I get home,,,,,,,,,,,no shit stains on pants but unerwhere full of shit stains-------------you think they smell?????????????????????????????????????????this sucks.


Questions----can i still hugin girl next time e that says baby shit pants>????????i hope shes cueteE!

 

[Mildot]

WTF?

 

[slobberknocker]

bed time for you buddy

 

[biteme]

oh fuck man!!!!!!!!!!ok story go//???:::i at bar, with 43bar sweethear causein she hot! she leave, i offer play pool biwtih bar pool sharldk, i ki kin hix ass, he sober, me drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!anyways i have ta fart. fart = shit=soaked=underwhere!!!!!!!!!!!
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not so bad yet............then cute in bitch says my baby shit his pants this am...................then opponnet says yes shit in pants it is. I get home,,,,,,,,,,,no shit stains on pants but unerwhere full of shit stains-------------you think they smell?????????????????????????????????????????this sucks.


Questions----can i still hugin girl next time e that says baby shit pants>????????i hope shes cueteE!

Did you also make the story up about your Korean friend.

 

[jackangel]

Alcohol. It's more harmful than we all thought.

 

[Toozee]

Holy cow........

Reminds me of the good ol days......when wrestling with the English language was a popular past-time.

 

[RADAR1]

absolute proof that English is a difficult language!



RADAR

 

[duff_rose]

Extasy is good for the soul!

 

[Ish]

I'm guessing that's not alcohol, but maybe an industrial strength adhesive being sniffed?

 

[jwill3:16]

Special people type here we now have prof.

 

[Tony104104]

WOW

 

[HANSEL]

I'm guessing that's not alcohol, but maybe an industrial strength adhesive being sniffed?

LMAO

 

[rsnoble]

To clarify this, what I was trying to say was I was playing pool with some guy and a really cute chic. I had the squirts and accidentally shit my fucking pants. I didn't think it had gone thru my jeans but I really didnt know. Then the girl started to talk to the other guy about her kid shitting his pants. So I was kinda paranoid. What do you do now? Should I drop my cue stick and make it obvious"how partners, sorry but I just shit myself", or hope it was just coincedence and carry on? I went with the later, and came home and realized there was no stain thru the pants thank god! Jesus, I need a life.

 

[HANSEL]

To clarify this, what I was trying to say was I was playing pool with some guy and a really cute chic. I had the squirts and accidentally shit my fucking pants. I didn't think it had gone thru my jeans but I really didnt know. Then the girl started to talk to the other guy about her kid shitting his pants. So I was kinda paranoid. What do you do now? Should I drop my cue stick and make it obvious"how partners, sorry but I just shit myself", or hope it was just coincedence and carry on? I went with the later, and came home and realized there was no stain thru the pants thank god! Jesus, I need a life.

Maybe she smelled it and that reminded her of the pants shitting story.

Tough luck bro

 

[HANSEL]

Jesus, man, what the hell were you on when you wrote that?

tacos and Beer? Or were there more factors?

 

[slobberknocker]

To clarify this, what I was trying to say was I was playing pool with some guy and a really cute chic. I had the squirts and accidentally shit my fucking pants. I didn't think it had gone thru my jeans but I really didnt know. Then the girl started to talk to the other guy about her kid shitting his pants. So I was kinda paranoid. What do you do now? Should I drop my cue stick and make it obvious"how partners, sorry but I just shit myself", or hope it was just coincedence and carry on? I went with the later, and came home and realized there was no stain thru the pants thank god! Jesus, I need a life.

Jesus, man, what the hell were you on when you wrote that?

 

[ZKaudio]

how the fuck do you shit your pants... it's fairly simple: when you feel colonic pressure, retire to the john.