Its 5:30 AM and I'm heading out to the gym to do some morning cardio except theres one problem. I have morning wood and it wont go down.
This happened before and I thought that it would just go away so I headed to the gym anyways, but when I got there I forgot all about my dilema. About 20 mins. later I looked in one of the miror walls at the gym and saw that I was still at "attention". I was so embarrased.
At ease soldier!
Damn, why wont that work?