Nissan Altima coupe

[AAP]

Seeing a lot of these selling down here now. Kind of nice style to it to. Any of you queers got one yet?

 

[RottenWillow]

They're snazzy looking and I heard a bit better made (finishing as well as mechanical engineering) than the generation they replace. Evidence that they'll be shit common in 12 months.

 

[IrightI]

an hour and something and not even one gay joke/remark back....

I drive and Escallade, wear jeans, boots and hat, carry cuffs, and wear a badge almost everywhere I go. I can safely say that I will not be buying a freakin Altima and don't know wanyone who will be. Except the gay MF'er down the street, I think he has 2.....

 

[nangiggles]

I'm not a big Nissan fan... just dont get a Versa they are true POS cars

 

[Mr. dB]

Gotta be a step up from a PT Cruiser.

 

[AAP]

Gotta be a step up from a PT Cruiser.

Got rid of that 2 years ago.
Then my partner wrecked my Soltice.
Just down the Benz now and will be getting a new one this winter, but want a second car as well for everyday use.

 

[PICK3]

1) don't want a manual tranny (I'm shiftless)

2) knot a fan of the CVT

 

[twenty47]

theyre alright.. v6 has good power. girl i know has one. pretty plain jane all the way around though. interior isnt as nice as i expected it to be.

 

[calveless wonder]

an hour and something and not even one gay joke/remark back....

I drive and Escallade, wear jeans, boots and hat, carry cuffs, and wear a badge almost everywhere I go. I can safely say that I will not be buying a freakin Altima and don't know wanyone who will be. Except the gay MF'er down the street, I think he has 2.....

I liked your performance in Zombieland

 

[needtogetarmy]

I have a '99 Nissan Frontier extended cab pickup. Over 100K, over 10 years old, and not one problem with it. Got it for $4500, it had a bad title and the guy was getting sent overseas and the entire front end, including the engine was replaced due to an accident. Amazing little truck, great gas mileage, not spiffy but I am a functional type of guy.

Nissan makes great cars and trucks.

 

[Mr. dB]

Got rid of that 2 years ago.
Then my partner wrecked my Soltice.
Just down the Benz now and will be getting a new one this winter, but want a second car as well for everyday use.

In the price range of an Altima V6 coupe, I like the Subaru WRX 5-door, the Audi A3, VW GTI (I bought one) or VW Golf TDI if you wanna go "green". In the under-20K range, Honda Fit, Mazda 2, Mazda 3 are decent.

 

[canadianhitman]

Shoot a bit higher than the Altima, AAP...take a look at an Infiniti G37 coupe (sport or M6 model).

 

[RottenWillow]

Shoot a bit higher than the Altima, AAP...take a look at an Infiniti G37 coupe (sport or M6 model).

AAP, Canadianhitman is offering to cover the 10k price difference as well.

 

[AAP]

AAP, Canadianhitman is offering to cover the 10k price difference as well.

Exactly.

After getting a new Benz, I don't really want to go higher on the second vehicle.

 

[canadianhitman]

You're going to feel dirty going from the Benz to an Altima...it will feel downright offensive. I've experienced it myself before, going from a Lexus to a Honda. If the second car is a big drop-off, it feels nasty to drive for the first 15 minutes or so of driving.

 

[AAP]

The second vehicle is for when I go to the gym and beach. I don't care to get sweat and sun oil in the better car.

 

[Mr. dB]

Gym and beach? Maybe some shopping?

Honda Element.

 

[miplank]

They're nice, I've sold a few of them.

You'll be happy with one for what you're wanting to do.

 

[IrightI]

man sweat, butt spoo, non-watersoluable lubricating jells, condom wrappers, empty bottles of Locker Room, a stray whistle, dog collar w/ chain, all things that may be found in a cheaper car that would be offensive if found in the more expensive car.... oh, and a pair of tiket stubs to Le Miz....

sing it! I drive this car to the Y..M..CA! Y.... M...CA

 

[Mr. dB]

man sweat, butt spoo, non-watersoluable lubricating jells, condom wrappers, empty bottles of locker room, a stray whistle, dog collar w/ chain, all things that may be found in a cheaper car that would be offensive if found in the more expensive car.... Oh, and a pair of tiket stubs to le miz....

Sing it! I drive this car to the y..m..ca! Y.... M...ca

lol

 

[nangiggles]

oh shit...

 

[RottenWillow]

The second vehicle is for when I go to the gym and beach. I don't care to get sweat and sun oil in the better car.

If Matt the Skywalker were still here he'd take this opportunity to mention his suntan oil and sand car is your Mercedes.

 

[canadianhitman]

The second vehicle is for when I go to the gym and beach. I don't care to get sweat and sun oil in the better car.

Oh...that changes things then. Shoulda specified this to begin with.

 

[redshirt27se]

If Matt the Skywalker were still here he'd take this opportunity to mention his suntan oil and sand car is your Mercedes.

lol

 

[AAP]

wtf is the stray whistle for? calling all my bitches?

 

[Strongbow]

AAP, can I drive your Benz?

 

[IrightI]

wtf is the stray whistle for? calling all my bitches?

hey, when you go out dancing in your Freddy Mercury outfit, you can take your whistle...

 

[Strongbow]

AAP is not geigh, bro.

 

[IrightI]

I know, he just likes to act that way. I've been telling him that for years. Remember Bro, I was here 2 years before you first loged in. I'm glad he's not really gay, otherwise, I wouldn't like him. I'm a homophobe. The MOST funny thing, SO IS HE!! lol

 

[AAP]

The MOST funny thing, SO IS HE!! lol

I realllllyy hate fags. Bunch of racist, women bashing and trans-hating assholes standing around in their HRC shirts (the irony) tittering like aging ballerinas on a crystal meth binge while risking life and limb by sending me a drink made with fucking well vodka. I can only imagine the rare chance when they do get lucky, the trick has to turn out to be another bottom. Which basically, makes them both lesbians but without the Birkenstocks, thai crystal deodorant, Tom of Maine products, and flannel bed sheets that smell like of diesel fuel and dog hair.

 

[Strongbow]

I realllllyy hate fags. Bunch of racist, women bashing and trans-hating assholes standing around in their HRC shirts (the irony) tittering like aging ballerinas on a crystal meth binge while risking life and limb by sending me a drink made with fucking well vodka. I can only imagine the rare chance when they do get lucky, the trick has to turn out to be another bottom. Which basically, makes them both lesbians but without the Birkenstocks, thai crystal deodorant, Tom of Maine products, and flannel bed sheets that smell like of diesel fuel and dog hair.

UHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh can I still drive your Benz?

 

[AAP]

Don't make me blow my whistle.

 

[Strongbow]

You have a whistle?

 

[IrightI]

I realllllyy hate fags. Bunch of racist, women bashing and trans-hating assholes standing around in their HRC shirts (the irony) tittering like aging ballerinas on a crystal meth binge while risking life and limb by sending me a drink made with fucking well vodka. I can only imagine the rare chance when they do get lucky, the trick has to turn out to be another bottom. Which basically, makes them both lesbians but without the Birkenstocks, thai crystal deodorant, Tom of Maine products, and flannel bed sheets that smell like of diesel fuel and dog hair.

this is the only guy I know that goes to gay pride parades and sits and calls the gay people names. If they say anything, he grabs them by the back of the neck and faceplants them into a car and pulls their little rainbow colored shorts down and fucks the shit out of them. Then he laughs and wiples the butt spoo off on thier buddies shirt.... I can't remember the whole story, but that's kind of the gist of it....