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Damn good thing she is hot as hell, or else there would have been zero wathcing their show.

She is so fricking hot.......especially in that blue skirt/mid shirt on.
 
I thought this was a joke as they did a skit on the subject on SNL a few weeks ago
 
didn't realize what a bodacious pair of fun bags she had until seeing her in the opening number! he looked not too bad in the one scene when he went topless also.

as for the quality (or lack of!) ........well........reminds me of the sunny and sher show i watched as a small kid.

how could they be so GOOD on SNL and so BAD on their own??
 
yeah the writing was awful. i was shaking my head by the time Mr. T came out on that first skit. i love me some jewel though, as well as jessica, so that duet was pretty cool. i think i stopped watching after the mickey mouse skit.
 
yes. the spotlight was on it last night, too. every time i see her, i try to see what exactly is going on up in there because you don't ever really get a clear shot of it. the vampire tooth on the right side of her mouth is basically hidden behind the two on either side of it. the rest aren't really bad at all...just that one side is like GAH. she's got an assload of money, i guess she's afraid of jacking with her voice if she tried to fix it.
 
The Jessica show is just as bad as me watching the Spanish channel.. don't know a lick of Spanish, but sure hell enjoy the visual aspect of it!!!!!!
 
gtrcivic said:
The Jessica show is just as bad as me watching the Spanish channel.. don't know a lick of Spanish, but sure hell enjoy the visual aspect of it!!!!!!
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LOL...I've noticed myself stopping at the spanish channel when flipping through because there is always T&A 24/7 on those channels.
 
The only thing that could have made that show better was to have that American Idol reject on there. He could have saved the day. You know the one I'm talking about. I can't remember his name, but it appears as if part of his lineage contains bugs bunny and a chihuahua.
 
strongsmartsexy said:
The only thing that could have made that show better was to have that American Idol reject on there. He could have saved the day. You know the one I'm talking about. I can't remember his name, but it appears as if part of his lineage contains bugs bunny and a chihuahua.
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Dudes name is William Hung!
 
I was too busy staring at her chest to notice what happened... tho I dd also notice KITT from knight rider... but then back to the boobs...
 
Ffactor said:
Why did he take his shirt off for no reason whatsoever?
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trying to compete with his more talented and better looking wife?
 
I think that in a hundred years, history will be able to trace the downfall of western civilization directly to the first airing of the Nick and Jessica Variety Hour.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
I absolutely think she is beautiful, she is just acting on the dumb side...probably really smart.
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:worried:
I'm pretty sure it's natural.


And I'm not trying to insult an attractive woman...
 
She must have something on the ball to get where she is...there are many beautiful girls out there - maybe it is not an act but many showbiz personnas are just that...And I am certain you are not jealous because you are probably just as beautiful
 
I really don't find her attractive. I know, to each's own and stuff, but her beauty, if there is such a thing, is very unoriginal in my opinion. It's like it all should make an attractive woman, but she just isn't in my eyes.

Also, when she sings live I go crazy. Anyone see her sing with Jewel? What in the shit is she doing when she starts spasming and moving the microphone all around during a verse. She does the Whitney Houston mouth shiver + Christina Aguilera Microphone manipulation multiplied by one million. I wish when she is singing like that a grand piano would fall on her, looney tunes style.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
She must have something on the ball to get where she is...there are many beautiful girls out there - maybe it is not an act but many showbiz personnas are just that...And I am certain you are not jealous because you are probably just as beautiful
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That is a good point.

I think it's funny to see them because they're Ken and Barbie.








p.s. very sweet - thanks.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
She must have something on the ball to get where she is...there are many beautiful girls out there - maybe it is not an act but many showbiz personnas are just that...And I am certain you are not jealous because you are probably just as beautiful
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Yeah, and William Hung got to where he is because of his overwhelming musical talent and operatic like voice... :rolleyes:
 
I didn't watch it as I felt as though my IQ was slipping lower just from viewing the commercials. Upon hearing assorted clips from it on the radio this morning, I cringed and was glad that I didn't make myself watch it.
 
slickdadd said:
Anyone see her sing with Jewel? What in the shit is she doing when she starts spasming and moving the microphone all around during a verse.
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LOL- I was laughing about the same thing... what a freak...

gtrcivic said:
give this show a month and it will be pulled....
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whoa- whole month is giving too much credit- I say 2-3 shows tops....
 
from tvguide.com


KITSCH FACTOR: More than 11 million viewers watched
Jessica Simpson sing herself into convulsions on last
night's Nick & Jessica Variety Hour. The retro-heavy
special — featuring cameos by Kermit, Miss Piggy, Kenny
Rogers and Mr. T — easily won its timeslot, although
only roughly 1 million viewers tuned in from start to
finish. Everyone else slit their wrists, but in a rare
stroke of good fortune for ABC, they forgot to shut off
their televisions first.

KITSCHY CHRISTMAS: The success of Sunday's Nick and
Jessica Variety Hour — the retro-revue won its timeslot
with more than 11 million viewers — has prompted ABC to
move forward with plans for a Christmas special hosted
by the Newlyweds pair. This time around, suicide
hotlines will staff up to meet the extra demand.
 
supersizeme said:
from tvguide.com


KITSCH FACTOR: More than 11 million viewers watched
Jessica Simpson sing herself into convulsions on last
night's Nick & Jessica Variety Hour. The retro-heavy
special — featuring cameos by Kermit, Miss Piggy, Kenny
Rogers and Mr. T — easily won its timeslot, although
only roughly 1 million viewers tuned in from start to
finish. Everyone else slit their wrists, but in a rare
stroke of good fortune for ABC, they forgot to shut off
their televisions first.

KITSCHY CHRISTMAS: The success of Sunday's Nick and
Jessica Variety Hour — the retro-revue won its timeslot
with more than 11 million viewers — has prompted ABC to
move forward with plans for a Christmas special hosted
by the Newlyweds pair. This time around, suicide
hotlines will staff up to meet the extra demand.
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This goes to show that the terrorists have truly won.
 
i saw her new music video on some show here the other day. where she was trying to make light of all the dumb shit she have managed to say in the show...she was DAMN hot in that video.
 
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