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"Nice Guy" Update

flexygrl

flexygrl

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Okay...this was way too good! I had to start a new thread.

For everyone who read my thread, the importance of physical attraction you'll understand....

NG(nice guy) came over my parents house(I don't live there) on Sunday to hang out with me while I did laundry. This wasn't an official "meet the parents" sort of thing, it was more like, Jackie is having a friend over kind of thing. We had an awesome time and my family loved him.

I'm leaving for Vegas today for 5 days so I invited him over to my place last night. Before he came over I was so psyched ot see him. On Sunday I actually started feeling that "vibe" for him after I saw how cool he was with my family.

Then it happened! We were sitting on the couch watching Extreme Makeover. They were showing this woman's saggy stomach. He said, "my stomach looks like that" and proceded to pull up his shirt. I have never seen anything that WHITE before in my life. Usually I don't care but this thing was WHITE and HAIRY! It was covered in red hair, then he did the one thing that destroyed this "relationship" forever...he made his belly button talk.

That was it! THE END! So all you nice guys out there, if a girl tells you she likes you but she's on the fence about you...if she makes it perfectly clear that she doesn't have the "feelings" yet but wants to try, never, ever, ever show her your hairy, white stomach and for god sakes, don't make your belly button talk.

Thanks for your time. :(
 
Better knowing now then in 4 years and pregnant or something... He did you guys a favor.

Now you can understand why I have the shirt on in the "after" pic. lol
 
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I guarantee my belly button isn't white.
 
I truly hope alien amp learns from this mans example
 
that is some funny ass shit right there!! I've had a girl do that iin front of me before. Yep, it wouldn't have worked out. Smart move on your part!!

Whiskey
 
The guy pulls a Robin Williams and you get offended?

Pfft!!! Where's your sense of humor girlfriend! On tv sitcoms, the audience would be in tears and you would fall madly in love with him for being such a goof!!!
 
so how are you going to end it? did he call you today? did you kick him out?

u just seen him shirtless?

whats the plan of action?
 
Razorguns said:
The guy pulls a Robin Williams and you get offended?

Pfft!!! Where's your sense of humor girlfriend! On tv sitcoms, the audience would be in tears and you would fall madly in love with him for being such a goof!!!
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LOL. I have the BEST sense of humor. I laugh all the time at nothing. If I was attracted to him I would have laughed my ass off. Since I was on the fence a just chuckled.
 
dunk said:
so how are you going to end it? did he call you today? did you kick him out?

u just seen him shirtless?

whats the plan of action?
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I told him I was tired and I wanted to go to sleep. He was like, oh...ok...30 more minutes. So I felt bad. Then I practically had to kick his ass out!

How to end it?!? I did a bad thing...I sent him an email. I know, I know...but I'm getting on a plane in less than 5 hours. I will be gone for 5 days and I don't want him thinking I'm going to see him when I get back. I know it's mean.

Oh and the shirtless question...yes...his stomach only.
 
that is funny. I don't have to worry about being white, i am naturally tanned year round.
 
poor orb.

oh well. next! right?

live it up in Vegas. dont forget to hit up the Palms. have fun
 
He was either too nervous around you or gay anway, so consider yourself lucky. :)
 
What if he had a relatively flat, tan stomach, and shaved the hair so that the belly button would have a goatee when it talked?
 
Things not to do on first dates:

47) Admit to having spent time in prison.
48) Flash your pubic hair.
49) Do the 'talking belly button' trick.
 
Jay Cartwright said:
Things not to do on first dates:

47) Admit to having spent time in prison.
48) Flash your pubic hair.
49) Do the 'talking belly button' trick.
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50) introduce yourself as jerseyart

ive never made my belly button talk in my life, but i can roll my abs so that it makes a wave :D kids freak out, the poor things :D
 
JerseyArt said:
I truly hope alien amp learns from this mans example
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I wish. Heck I can't even get a girl to my house, let alone on my couch.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I wish. Heck I can't even get a girl to my house, let alone on my couch.
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So I guess things didnt work out with the sis?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
lol @ jersey ignoring me ;) you bugger ;)
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Wasn't ignoring you maing. It was good advice.

Like telling a math teacher you're Einstein. It's always wrong to set expectations you couldnt ever hope to achieve.

Even I sometimes, when Im feeling run down or tired, tell women Im Goldendelcious. By that point their expectations are so low that anything I do is bound to impress.
 
JerseyArt said:
Wasn't ignoring you maing. It was good advice.

Like telling a math teacher you're Einstein. It's always wrong to set expectations you couldnt ever hope to achieve.

Even I sometimes, when Im feeling run down or tired, tell women Im Goldendelcious. By that point their expectations are so low that anything I do is bound to impress.
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its not that their expectations are low; its just that when they hear "goldendelicious", they know everything is going to be alright :)
 
flexygrl said:
LOL. I have the BEST sense of humor. I laugh all the time at nothing. If I was attracted to him I would have laughed my ass off. Since I was on the fence a just chuckled.
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But you didn't just chuckle, you decided that you were dumping him simply because he made his belly button talk.

Don't get me wrong, I think attraction is important and if you don't find him attractive then a happy relationship will be tough. You have to be true to yourself. But lets be honest here, you aren't dumping him because he made his belly talk, your dumping him because he isn't good looking enough for you. Even though you like him alot, you need more than just a good personality to keep you interested. Would a tan and a hairless six-pack have been enough for you? Not likely, as his face is what's really been bothering you.

I just find it amusing that something so trivial as making your belly button talk can break a couple up.

Still, it wasn't the smoothest move in the world for the guy to make. :D
 
Forge said:
But you didn't just chuckle, you decided that you were dumping him simply because he made his belly button talk.

Don't get me wrong, I think attraction is important and if you don't find him attractive then a happy relationship will be tough. You have to be true to yourself. But lets be honest here, you aren't dumping him because he made his belly talk, your dumping him because he isn't good looking enough for you. Even though you like him alot, you need more than just a good personality to keep you interested. Would a tan and a hairless six-pack have been enough for you? Not likely, as his face is what's really been bothering you.

I just find it amusing that something so trivial as making your belly button talk can break a couple up.

Still, it wasn't the smoothest move in the world for the guy to make. :D
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LOL to all of you!

So...let me answer some questions...

Tan, belly button talking goatee thing....ummmmm.....on him....probably not


Here's the bottom line...you all are right. If I liked what he did would have made me laugh and fall madly in love with him. Because i was already on the fence...it was way to hard to not fall off. Oh well.
 
SublimeZM said:
maybe she was talking about his waist size if he wore women's clothing
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LOL! I don't care about a six pack. He had nice arms, nice shoulders...


He also said "I don't know" about a hundred times everytime he left me messages on my cell.

Don't I get any points for trying? I really, really, really wanted to like him. I tried really hard.
 
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flexygrl said:
LOL! I don't care about a six pack. He had nice arms, nice shoulders...


He also said "I don't know" about a hundred times everytime he left me messages on my cell.

Don't I get any points for trying? I really, really, really wanted to like him. I tried really hard.
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your just like all the others.

nice guys finish last, i may as well end it now
 
SublimeZM said:
your just like all the others.

nice guys finish last, i may as well end it now
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Don't say that. Now you're making me feel bad. :(

I know it's hard being a guy. You can still be nice and not be socially weird though. I'm sure you are just perfect!
 
CanadianCutie said:
did he smell funny too. that for me.. is a clincher
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So the talking belly button had bad breath? Perhaps he was rude as well. Flxy please tell.
 
Rex said:
What was his scent? Too girly, too musky?
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No scent really. He never wore cologne but if he did I didn't smell it. His hands were always sweaty too. ICK! He just smelt weird. Not bad. Weird.

He didn't reply to the email but did call to wish me Happy Birthday...

He was like, ummm, hey Jackie, I don't know, just calling to say I got your email but I wanted to wish you Happy Birthday, I don't know...ummmm if you ever wanna go out, I don't know, give me a call.

LOL at the girls. Teeth are good.
 
flexygrl said:
He didn't reply to the email but did call to wish me Happy Birthday...

He was like, ummm, hey Jackie, I don't know, just calling to say I got your email but I wanted to wish you Happy Birthday, I don't know...ummmm if you ever wanna go out, I don't know, give me a call.
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Did he call to say this AFTER you dumped him by email? Is he just choosing to ignore the email?

Oh, and that "I don't know" stuff seems strange, kind of like some people say "um" alot when they are uncomfortable talking. Seems like a self esteem thing, I'm sure dumping him by email helped that out too. :D
 
flexygrl said:
LOL! I don't care about a six pack. He had nice arms, nice shoulders...


He also said "I don't know" about a hundred times everytime he left me messages on my cell.

Don't I get any points for trying? I really, really, really wanted to like him. I tried really hard.
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If he was more attractive, he woulda been a the funniest, most charming guy going, atleast in your mind.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
If he was more attractive, he woulda been a the funniest, most charming guy going, atleast in your mind.
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I know! :( I'm a miserable human being. I'm going to go to hell. :(


I've dated guys who I wasn't attracted to righ away. One time it turned out well most often though it didn't. I don't dismiss them right away. I give it time. Did anyone see the movie Hitch? The whole beginning explains it. Hitch helps the not so "nice" looking guy get the girl. He gets them in the door the rest is up to them.
 
flexygrl said:
I know! :( I'm a miserable human being. I'm going to go to hell. :(


I've dated guys who I wasn't attracted to righ away. One time it turned out well most often though it didn't. I don't dismiss them right away. I give it time. Did anyone see the movie Hitch? The whole beginning explains it. Hitch helps the not so "nice" looking guy get the girl. He gets them in the door the rest is up to them.
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You're not a bad person darlin'. Nothing wrong with wanting what you want.
If anything; you're too nice, trying to give people a change that don't physically appeal to you.
We are all out for #1. Don't ever forget it. If there's no chance, then why wait for the belly talk? ;)
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
You're not a bad person darlin'. Nothing wrong with wanting what you want.
If anything; you're too nice, trying to give people a change that don't physically appeal to you.
We are all out for #1. Don't ever forget it. If there's no chance, then why wait for the belly talk? ;)
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LOL! I know but I really wanted it to work out. Oh well. : )
 
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