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Y_lifter
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As a way to appease the Newbie Cynics among you, I have Included a fairly good, clean joke in this Introduction post...
38 years old 5' 10" 190 About 13% BF I Don't feel ready to post pic's, YET !
I have been Seriously Lifting for about a year and a half and I feel have got the basics down and a good Base.
I played Soccer(*Football for the Europeans/Non North Americans) in HS and College and HAD the classic strong,
wafer build and now have started to fill out. I am not using gear and don't plan to in the immediate future.
I lift at various YMCA's in the Central Fla area,Hence the name, and am here to get a fine tuning to my basic iron knowledge
I also am looking to increase my knowledge of the witty comeback and keep up with "what's going on".
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And Now the Joke. Hopefully It's not too old....
President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
"No" says Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not" explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a boy named Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.
"Correct" exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," Lil' Johnny said, "because, like you just told us, it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't be a great loss."
38 years old 5' 10" 190 About 13% BF I Don't feel ready to post pic's, YET !
I have been Seriously Lifting for about a year and a half and I feel have got the basics down and a good Base.
I played Soccer(*Football for the Europeans/Non North Americans) in HS and College and HAD the classic strong,
wafer build and now have started to fill out. I am not using gear and don't plan to in the immediate future.
I lift at various YMCA's in the Central Fla area,Hence the name, and am here to get a fine tuning to my basic iron knowledge
I also am looking to increase my knowledge of the witty comeback and keep up with "what's going on".
********************************************
And Now the Joke. Hopefully It's not too old....
President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
"No" says Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not" explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a boy named Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.
"Correct" exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," Lil' Johnny said, "because, like you just told us, it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't be a great loss."
good one...welcome to the looney bin.
