New Serenity Prayer ;-)

[Evil_Frisky]

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

and a few other cute Husband jokes

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I
replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University
of North Carolina." And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says
as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you
think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted
to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.

 

[lickin lollypops]

Very Nice!!!!!

 

[saint808]

i'm altering the first one and stealing it

 

[seizer]

I was expecting to read something else. Cool none the less.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i'm altering the first one and stealing it

LOL

 

[biteme]

Haha. I'm gonna have to get me one of those some day ( a wife that is). I hate housework. I'll do all the yardwork and work on the cars and wash clothes and take out trash and she can do all the cleaning. I hate cleaning. I'd rather make the messes.

 

[Tink!]

lmfao...oh god...the first is so true!!!

 

[Scotsman]

And y'all wonder why some of us stay single.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Tink!]

And y'all wonder why some of us stay single.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LMAO

 

[Hengst]

there is a saying something like this:

When a man marries a woman, he expects her to be the same as she was before the wedding and doesn't understand why she changes

When a woman marries a man, she expects him to change but he stays the same as before the wedding and she doesn't understand why he stays the same.

Well..... it's something like that. Illustrates the divergent male/female mind sets.

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol...amen to the first one!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smurfy]

Haha. I'm gonna have to get me one of those some day ( a wife that is). I hate housework. I'll do all the yardwork and work on the cars and wash clothes and take out trash and she can do all the cleaning. I hate cleaning. I'd rather make the messes.

are you and lumberg long lost twins?