New Ass Study- Ladies

[vixenbabe]

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too big.
10% of women think their ass is too little.
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

 

[havoc]

What a knee slapper nerd!

 

[beastboy]

This should be locked! I find it offensive!

 

[vixenbabe]

Bite me Mr. 5 %

 

[havoc]

Bite me Mr. 5 %

Thats right

 

[Lao Tzu]

hahahahha. When your husband divorces you because you are old & flabby and you have to work for minimum wage at a gas station you will realize how important men are.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think we have a comedian on our hands.

 

[vixenbabe]

Havoc must be smoking some herb...
Thinking he's all superb?
Jason is placing in another case study range
Cuz he's got the mange....

 

[vixenbabe]

hahahahha. When your husband divorces you because you are old & flabby and you have to work for minimum wage at a gas station you will realize how important men are.

Nord is hoping that I could not be coping...
Little does he know...
I can run a mean gas pump show....

 

[havoc]

Havoc must be smoking some herb...
Thinking he's all superb?
Jason is placing in another case study range
Cuz he's got the mange....

lol, pretty good gabby, you're funny

 

[Zebo]

LOL....good one......

 

[WODIN]

[monty python voice]

Yet another example of accounts who shouldn't attempt humour.

[/monty python voice]

 

[vixenbabe]

[monty python voice]

Yet another example of accounts who shouldn't attempt humour.

[/monty python voice]

Puddin Head Wodin
You wanna play?
I see spellin is NOT your forte
Damn lucky you're good in the hay....

(Accounts?) Dipshit....

 

[Longhorn85]

There once was a woman named vixen
Whose avatar she was always a fixin'
But I always sport wood
Cuz her body's real good
And most guys would love to put dicks in

 

[SofaGeorge]

I love watching Vixenbabe and Havoc flirt.

 

[TEXgrl]

good one vix!

 

[alien amp pharm]

There once was a woman named vixen
Whose avatar she was always a fixin'
But I always sport wood
Cuz her body's real good
And most guys would love to put dicks in

Ok, somebody's got too much time on their hands
(Nice though)

 

[Longhorn85]

Ok, somebody's got too much time on their hands
(Nice though)

If you think 2 min is too much time. Limericks are easy:

Alien amp pharm was thinking
that ttlpkg was taking time inking
what he didn't know
is that limericks flow
and can be put on paper in a winking

 

[alien amp pharm]

ttlpkg: nice!
Say, do you do hate limericks? I'd like to send some to a couple of ex girlfriends. tee hee hee.

 

[Longhorn85]

ttlpkg: nice!
Say, do you do hate limericks? I'd like to send some to a couple of ex girlfriends. tee hee hee.

Kind of a reverse Cirano di Bergerac huh?

 

[vixenbabe]

LOL@Total

Jim can lay down a line,
He's also so fine.
Sweet brown sugar man,
I could wear you out wearin little glam!

Sofa George looks like a Tony
From some soap opera show
He's got style and grace
I'd love to sit on his face.

Alien Amp Pharm,
Was born in a barn.
IF he had more charm,
I could do him some harm.



'Da devil gots hold of me today....

 

[Longhorn85]

that gabby is one sexy diva
who would give any man such a fever
if i had her alone
she'd get more than my bone
and sweaty and worn-out i'd leave her

 

[Puddles]

And I thought this was gonna be a serious thread...what was I thinking?

Ahhh, yes, I remember now. <G>

 

[vixenbabe]

Total is trying to seduce,
Cuz he's got kids at home on the loose.



You want me to cook and clean right? hehehe

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by vixenbabe
You want me to cook and clean right? hehehe

Not Me.. I'm into trophy Brides

I can even Iron..

 

[vixenbabe]

gotta love those ct girls.

-= nav =-

Man from Bristol,
You packin a big pistol?

Supernav , wanna be my love slave?

 

[vixenbabe]

Not Me.. I'm into trophy Brides

I can even Iron..

I AM IRON MAN!

I now have that song in my head....

Up for some naked twister though?

 

[Y_lifter]

RIGHT HAND ON ???

Never mind...

 

[Longhorn85]

Total is trying to seduce,
Cuz he's got kids at home on the loose.



You want me to cook and clean right? hehehe

Okay, you caught me. I will sex you up real good if you help me out with the laundry on Thursday...

 

[Puddles]

Up for some naked twister though?

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO@ MRSPUDDLES!

I had a panic attack for a minute...Thought some pics slipped from my hard drive at one time...

 

[Puddles]

LOL Gotta keep those things off your hard drive and on a cd!